OOPS -- thought it was Wednesday today so there is a bonus Dianetics Surf Team posting today, but didn't want to miss out on Thursday Funnies! Once we have an all ideal ANZO... Just imagine, all of Australia, New Zealand, Oceania and ASIA will be 'ideal." With the only orgs in all of Asia (including India, China and Indonesia) in Tokyo and Kaohsiung. That's planetary clearing at correct orders of magnitude! Your Dream Job awaits! Working for a zealot scientologist con-man! The big Cincinnati celebrities come home... Well, the only ones. Bet they're not … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Not so many funnies this week. There's no major events happening, no new ideal org openings, just the quiet sounds of orgs slowly circling the drain…. The Clown Royalty of Scientology This pair are like cartoon characters — check out the topics of her talk! Nuts. Any reason to try to get some bodies in the shop…. Hubbard would have RPFed the executive strata of the org if he saw this Senior Master Members? They're running out of stupid names for the stupid people who hand over stupid money for stupid things. This being the dumbest one of all. Dead in the wate … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies on Friday
What about the first? Apparently he can create time…. They’re still trying to get 100? They were supposed to have 100+ when they opened Now their hope is they will do it next year Arte and the greyhairs Just what Clearwater asked for… Pitching the children… Ideal org convention… For who? Battle Creek? There are no other orgs in the Midwest. Wow, a show! And dinner! This guy again… A calm day at sea… These plans went out the window with Hurricane Beryl &nbs … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
It's "Epic" Like everything that ever happens in scientology. Watch videos of some ribbon cuttings, which will be shown at the next event and they will then tell you to come watch a video of the event too... This is what is known as making best use of very limited resources. Power Couples! They even have online registEration. Why did Drew and Maria Robb leave the SO? More fake religiosity They do it with Christian holidays, and take the opportunity to cash in on Jewish ones too. $50??? Wash, rinse, repeat... This … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Mad Hatters Unite What an appropriate theme for this exercise in futility. What does this even mean? And why is it being done in the Ft Harrison? I assume he is promoting Delphi? The NOT scientology school... Did you know that LRH knew nothing about computers? If you ever read his "advices" about controlling planets with computers and "escalating non-compliance" you would know he was blowing a lot of smoke about his "whole track recall." And it has nothing to do with "expanding your dynamics." As for "predicting AI" no more than hundreds of other cheap … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
It's ALWAYS "around the corner" Or "coming up." Never happening NOW or "already happened." Why is it just the same 4 "beautiful people"? Isn't there anyone else in Vancouver? Good luck with that... They're about as valuable as last week's newspaper. Going back to the 50's Scientology has been stuck in the 50's, well, since the 50's. You need a Class IX to explain this? That's what the Comm Course supposedly teaches you? Power Up Your Life? They bring in someone from Twin Cities -- one of the deadest of the dead … [Read more...]
Amazing Seminar! Blow Away!!!!
OK, I must have seen literally a thousand of these "come to this event, it will be incredible/amazing/spectacular/blow away" etc etc with endless exclamation points. They are the same people over and over talking about the same thing. They promise incredible information which is just one of these "FSMs" (who earn a commission on everything that is paid for as a result) rehashing some old Hubbard quotes as if they are a new revelation. And then they really get down to business with some good old Big League Sales and hard sell money-grubbing. What is particularly remarkable … [Read more...]
This is the Freewinds — It’s Always About the Money
What the Freewinds has been reduced to... Hawking virtual seminars with AMAZING (all caps) "new speakers". Though there is not a single new speaker among them? And of course, they are all offering "business" expansion seminars -- they disguise their "learn how to make money" pitches as "expansion." Some talk about "prosperity" and one even explains that you can become the "Master of All Universes." Everything these guys is selling is designed to make it possible for you to pay for scientology. It's expensive. Especially when you get to the highest levels. People need hundreds of … [Read more...]