Mad Hatters Unite What an appropriate theme for this exercise in futility. What does this even mean? And why is it being done in the Ft Harrison? I assume he is promoting Delphi? The NOT scientology school... Did you know that LRH knew nothing about computers? If you ever read his "advices" about controlling planets with computers and "escalating non-compliance" you would know he was blowing a lot of smoke about his "whole track recall." And it has nothing to do with "expanding your dynamics." As for "predicting AI" no more than hundreds of other cheap … [Read more...]
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Why is "Graduation" never just graduation? Because they don't have enough people completing anything. The results are in? Form where? Did they take a poll there too and discover it has the worst reputation of any group in the country? What it's like a the top of the Bridge No different, you just have less money. The Bay Area is Dead They're going to try to revive it. How strange, there are 4 ideal orgs there... Raven Kane (Campbell) has a new name? Why? Effective Management? Howe to write a … [Read more...]
Ridiculous Self-Congratulation
More insanity from inside the bubble. BIG ANNOUNCEMENT FROM Mighty Miami Ideal Org Miami Org has achieved the level of PATRON MERITORIOUS ✨✨ Miami supports and back up the IAS, the greatest force we have to Keep Scientology Working and change the 4th Dynamic condition on this planet!✨♾ A BIG thank you to all Miami staff and public for your continued contribution and support of the IAS!! Keep it up and let’s work together to get it to the next level!! This is one of the more ridiculous things I have seen in the Alice In Wonderland world of scientology. These people are congratul … [Read more...]
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Thanks to everyone who submits these each week... Financial Security Workshop The irony is that the place will be swarming with more Regges than participants. The last place anyone should go for financial security is into any scientology building. Let alone Big Blue where LA Org, ASHO and AOLA Regges will be hovering. Not to mention IAS, WISE, ABLE, CCHR, WTH etc etc Not much hype The most important beings in the universe don't get the hype that the dudes in the hazmat suits spraying Defcon 9 get. Not even a video! Two water bottles That's the best … [Read more...]
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Still quoting this from 1965... Obviously, every child born before 1965 made their 16th birthday unless some illness or accident intervened. The world did NOT end in 1981... But this is still absolute truth. There is no way to disseminate scientology successfully Unless the person is a child or has no access to Google. End of story. The real question is... How long will you be able to hack it? Class VIII auditor? There's no such thing any more in this "Golden Age of Tech." And she has done KTL and LOC -- I bet her briefing doesn't … [Read more...]
Orlando Ribbon Yanking
The big announcement has come. On Saturday, the Orlando morgue is set to open its doors. Of course, this had to be done in time for Maiden Voyage so there is something to show there. It's pretty much the ONLY thing there is to talk about with regard to scientology, so they orchestrate the funding, work and timing of the yanking event around Chairman of the Bored's schedule and the need for video for his "international events." Wonder how many "ringer" staff members they will have on hand for the "grand opening"? And as is the norm they don’t announce the presence of Dear Leader b … [Read more...]