Still quoting this from 1965…
Obviously, every child born before 1965 made their 16th birthday unless some illness or accident intervened. The world did NOT end in 1981…
But this is still absolute truth.
There is no way to disseminate scientology successfully
Unless the person is a child or has no access to Google. End of story.
The real question is…
How long will you be able to hack it?
Class VIII auditor?
There’s no such thing any more in this “Golden Age of Tech.”
And she has done KTL and LOC — I bet her briefing doesn’t focus on those services… (for those who don’t know, they are no longer available)
They still have “Shutterstock” plastered across their image?
Maybe the person who did this needs to get off drugs…
I thought we were immortal whether we attended this seminar or not? Didn’t Ron say so?
And how DOES an OT “fall prey” to lesser beings? Not a one of them can deal with ANY SP in their vicinity…
Wrong order of magnitude…
A few kids picking up trash is a good thing.
It’s NOT going to make any impression at all on the beauty, cleanliness or safety of Hollywood.
A thousand people might make a small mark.
Holidays at Ron’s place
Funny, this is preserved because it’s where he wrote Dianetics.
Shouldn’t their party be for May 9th (“Dianetics Day”) or March 13th (Hubbard’s birthday”)?
Come to our health spa…
Not really, we just try to make it seem that way.
Following the traditional role of churches everywhere…
That’s a nice thought.
Will you ever do that? A Thanksgiving dinner for the needy perhaps?
More Christmas Celebrations
For the people who don’t believe in Christ, but want to try to appear “normal.”
You have to be early to get a seat…
The ultimate non-event.
I’m the Public Executive Secretary…
And I don’t get paid enough to survive
Paul and Ringo approve…
They love to promote scientology.
John is turning in his grave.
Damning with Faint Praise
This is the best “success” you could muster?
Not by attending this seminar
Scientology has not had a “new” celebrity “discovered” in decades.
Flag has a monkey
You can shake hands with him.
And a bouncy house.
If THIS doesn’t persuade you to watch scientologyTV nothing will.
Scientology is going into the immigration business?
Actually, they are already big in this field, bringing lots of people into the US under false pretenses that they are “students” or “religious workers.”
Apart from children, this is the only real source of new people…
This is LA Org, not Narconon?
Not much of an advertisement for Flag
My sister’s husband is at Flag but he got too sick to watch their child…
My wife does my promo for me…
Seriously Scary Haunted House
EVERYONE is dressed as a Reg…
Chicago is rocking CF now
Wonder what has taken them so long to get started?
I thought everything was supposed to be “simultaneous” now?
Don’t even know if this place is actually a Sea Org facility like the hotels in LA or some enterprising scientologist trying to make a buck.
Whoever it is, their “study tech” is out…
And who takes 10 minutes to walk 500m?