Admin Tech Leading scientology in an ever decreasing spiral of failure since the early 1970's... Come and get some of this magic for yourself. From someone who has apparently had a lot of auditing. And that clearly makes him an expert. They forgot the rest of the quote.... "It took only a few weeks to build the old Saint Hill org." The Reactive Mind of Los Angeles... They're "Clearing LA" and their [unreal] target is to get Dianetics into the hands of 1% of Los Angeles. Wonder if this is the City of Los Angeles (3.8 million), Los Angeles … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Always a head-scratcher The Hubbard "message to black people" is like My Philosophy. Total bunkum written to make himself sound altruistic. You don't need to look far to find the REAL truth. His REAL message to anyone of color can be found here: Ron The Racist. Decidedly NOT funny. Scrooge McDuck? Did you forget you are PAYING for this stuff? Incredible what people say -- went exterior and had wins comparable to auditing from reading the "basic" books and AP&A taught him how to audit.... Just like Mother's Day -- a total … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
The Top? Wonder what the Freewinds thinks about that? They're pretty much forgotten in the scientology world. You gotta love the “brilliant” describing the run-around-a-pole rundown... It is quite brilliant I guess making people pay to have you tell them to run in circles. They just found number 8? It's definitely "coveted" -- they sold them for $500 back when they were released. Wonder if they'll get $15 for it now? Fold Arms. Stare. We will give you dinner if you come... What is being "Beyond Victorious"? Perhaps this is OT IX? … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Robert Springall still going... I did the EPF with Robert in the UK in 1973! A very nice guy. Say to see he is still there. May be one of the only true ads -- he has been around for almost the entire history of the OT levels! They're busing them in from Sydney... That is a 3.5 hour bus trip one way. Still railing against the devil's weed Amy Ronshausen and her organization don't appear to be scientology connected. Someone should show her what Hubbard said about marijuana being less dangerous than alcohol in DMSMH Flag is all in on … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Little Captain Navy Davey is on the move! The always remarkably resourceful Alex Barnes-Ross sent this to me... This guy has all the answers? He doesn't look like does... The All Ideal ANZO is showing an org in Mexico? Some of these orgs had only one or two people. Most less than 2o. Really rocking and rolling... Damned with faint praise This is the best stuff they could come up with? More very faint praise "Short and pretty fun" "Not at all dramatic" L. Ron Hubbard's Message to … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
It's "Epic" Like everything that ever happens in scientology. Watch videos of some ribbon cuttings, which will be shown at the next event and they will then tell you to come watch a video of the event too... This is what is known as making best use of very limited resources. Power Couples! They even have online registEration. Why did Drew and Maria Robb leave the SO? More fake religiosity They do it with Christian holidays, and take the opportunity to cash in on Jewish ones too. $50??? Wash, rinse, repeat... This … [Read more...]
Planetary Clearing is Unreal — Some Simple Math
Malmo is an "ideal org." Being "ideal" brings with it guaranteed 10X expansion according to the hype peddled by Miscavige. Yet this org is announcing that they do not even have 100 people on service in their "ideal" org in a week. It’s their goal to achieve this tiny target! According to Hubbard, these orgs are all supposed to be the "size of Old St Hill." One of the measurements of "St Hill size" is 200 student in the Academy. And 1000 WDAH per week. If every preclear was receiving an intensive a week, that would mean 80 preclears. That is a total of 280 people on service in DIV 4 each w … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Lots of Easter promos this week, just kept it to one... It's World Renowned And it's "visually spectacular." They are taking it on a "global tour." So why are they doing it in Los Angeles? The real thing is right there -- not their half-baked traveling version... It's Easter Remember, the man on the cross is a figment of the R6 bank. Flag is at it again Hubbard's ashes are churning up the Pacific as the Mecca of Technical Perfection panders to FSM's to try to drum up some income. The L. Ron Hubbard Hall is going nowhere... We rarely hear … [Read more...]
We’re Clearing the Planet Now — For Real
The latest and greatest in the scientology world. The professional Scientology Network disseminator kit…. There is ALWAYS something "new" that is the "next big thing" in scientology. This one seems particularly lame. Like something you might see in a Regraded Being cartoon, or the "secret decoder ring" in a cereal box. What is this? Who knows? But one thing for sure, it is not going to accomplish ANYTHING... BTW, for fun, Christie and I tuned in to scientologyTV for a bit the other night. What is so remarkable about it is that it is all hat and no cattle. It's well shot, lit … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
It's ALWAYS "around the corner" Or "coming up." Never happening NOW or "already happened." Why is it just the same 4 "beautiful people"? Isn't there anyone else in Vancouver? Good luck with that... They're about as valuable as last week's newspaper. Going back to the 50's Scientology has been stuck in the 50's, well, since the 50's. You need a Class IX to explain this? That's what the Comm Course supposedly teaches you? Power Up Your Life? They bring in someone from Twin Cities -- one of the deadest of the dead … [Read more...]