How do you create your own universe? Just close your eyes and pretend. It’s easy.
And what about guaranteeing your OTness in the future? Just give money.
In fact, the answers to ALL questions: Give us your money and we will promise anything.
Clean Body Clean Mind
A new take on the Purif? You can do it in the shower?
Anything to try to attract some warm bodies
Wonder if the Jive Asses are going to make an appearance?
Is Swing a thing?
They put out a promo piece for this?
They are so short of completions that they devote a whole promotional piece to someone completing a Div 6 mini course?
And this is the latest “ideal org”?
Oh, they had another one…
A TR’s course grad with his eyes closed…
He’s back to being a Class IV
Still not a Class VIII like he used to be, but better than nothing. He also ran around a pole. And he is old.
What more could you want?
A certified Human Rights Instructor?
Certified by who?
Like this kid?
“Has been going” now for 20 years. All In California done Sir doesn’t seem to have been true?
New SuMP fliers
Wow… I thought they made TV?
Only come on Saturday…
We are closed for new business the other days
Increase your outflow to a million particles a month…
It’s worked really well for scientology. Their junk mail stats are out the roof and everything else is in the trash can.
Pim and Dan
They got one other attendee it seems — but he is already a member…
“Is going” ideal…
Changing the world
These people are seriously deluded.
You are not stable. You are not happy. You are uncertain and withdrawn.
But never fear, scientology can help with that.
Now this is some effective action
Belongs in the Advance mag along with the people who find their car keys and parking spaces…
The unbridled power of Solo NOTs
But I bet there are 10X more OT VII people who are fans of the 49ers than of the Chiefs?
So how does that work?
Evan Wecksell’s cheer squad
One of them might be under 40
And the final word on Wecksell
He should be able to postulate himself into office…
At least they spelled Karaoke right
Swing nights? Karaoke nights? This is the model ideal org?
Experience OT in Tampa
Still cannot get over this. The way to experience OT in Tampa is to go to an event?
Sure is cheaper than paying FSO for the “experience”
Orlando Divorce Support
They have 10 members? There are only about 50 scientologists in all of Orlando…
But this is probably an accurate ratio.
Ryan Prescott Hype
He can’t even write convincing sounding “testimonials” — I STILL haven’t gotten my checks from Big Pharma OR the psychs…
Don’t do it Kiernan
It’s a nice looking car.
52 years in the Sea Or and he is hosting a potluck dinner at a Mission?
Thought he was the elite of the elite of planet earth?
The “technology” of how to disseminate. Yeah, right. It’s proven incredibly successful.
The mystery legal sandwich
But you do get to plan the next one?
What they REALLY want
For you to align everything to achieving their St Hill Size.
Could this possibly be a recruitment event?????
They actually have one person who is Irish on staff…
“Former Director of drug demand reduction for the high intensity drug trafficking areas”???
And you did what exactly?
Probably better lecturing than actually working on drug demand reduction…