Comments on: Thursday Funnies

By: Golden Era Parachute

Golden Era Parachute — Mon, 11 Jun 2018 15:23:15 +0000

Wow. Just wow. I think some of these promos were put out because it took so long to extract the money to put them through the ‘service’. They are celebrating the 10k, 20k, or 30k that the person spent while simultaneously fishing for more money.

By: WhatAreYourCrimes

WhatAreYourCrimes — Sun, 10 Jun 2018 08:04:04 +0000

In reply to Visitor. Yes, she really did a great job showing the entire planet what a fuck-up she is in that clip. Way to represent scientology, ya nitwit.

By: WhatAreYourCrimes

WhatAreYourCrimes — Sun, 10 Jun 2018 08:01:09 +0000

In reply to Visitor. Hahaha! I love when good folk ridicule that shameful Sherman-Speak. Miscavige, you look like a freaking idiot spewing that nonsense from your piehole. As a matter of fact, just keep using that hole for what it was made for: ingesting scotch. That, or DMSTCCOHB.

By: Visitor

Visitor — Sat, 09 Jun 2018 02:26:34 +0000

In reply to Aquamarine. Good one Aqua. I would change wisdom and truth to Scotch and vermouth.

By: Aquamarine

Aquamarine — Fri, 08 Jun 2018 23:09:39 +0000

“…an up to date briefing”.

Um, as opposed to what – an out of date briefing?

Earth to Cult

If its not “up to date” then its not a briefing, dumbells!

So much for the world’s literacy experts.

By: Aquamarine

Aquamarine — Fri, 08 Jun 2018 18:51:09 +0000

In reply to Visitor.

OMG, brilliant! Perfect for Him.

OK, this is not very good but I’m extra short on time today:

COB singing to Himslef in the mirror:

I’ve got the cool, clear eyes of a seeker of wisdom and truth
Yet there’s that blond, high hair and that grin of impetuous youth
Oh I believe in Me
I believe in Me.

I hear the sound of good solid judgement whenever I talk
So that my juniors cower in fear when I pass them to walk
Oh I believe in Me
I believe in Me.

And when my faith in my fellow Whales all but falls apart
I’ve but to feel Tom’s hand holding mine
And I take heart
I take heart

…a work in progress, Visitor.

By: Aquamarine

Aquamarine — Fri, 08 Jun 2018 18:24:23 +0000

In reply to Visitor. LOL!

By: Aquamarine

Aquamarine — Fri, 08 Jun 2018 18:06:44 +0000

In reply to Newcomer. :) "See mORGue". I'm stealing that.

By: Wynski

Wynski — Fri, 08 Jun 2018 16:09:32 +0000

In reply to Jere Lull (37 years recovering). wan't the Restaurant at the end of the Universe already covered in a book?

By: Visitor

Visitor — Fri, 08 Jun 2018 16:04:38 +0000

In reply to Aquamarine.

How about this for Dave.

Whether I’m right, hey I’m never wrong!
Whether I find some girls on the beach who wear skimpy thongs
I gotta be me, I’ve gotta be me
What else can I be but what I am

I want the world, the cash and free time
And I won’t give up this dream
Of life until it’s all mine
I gotta be me, I gotta be me
The dream that I see makes me what I am

That far away prize, a world of excess
Is waiting for me if I heed the call
I won’t settle down, won’t settle for less
As long as there’s a chance that I can have it all

I’ll go it alone, that’s how it must be
I can’t be right for somebody else
If I’m not right for me
I just gotta seize, I’ve just gotta seize
Daring to try, to do it or die
I’ve gotta be me!