They will never have the hearts, minds or money of black South Africans – firstly Africans commitment and dedication to their families puts white people to shame, secondly (like most working people with a limited income) Africans are as hard as nails about protecting their hard-earned money and thirdly Africans have the most wonderful sharp sense of humour sense with a keen eye for the rediculous and impossible.
The Africans in the photo are paid domestic staff who will happily smile and wave if the boss asks them – just don’t try and short change them on pay day ….
AMANDLA AFRICA!!!

What’s the deal with “come in costume”? I see that a lot in these printed invites. If those costumes included face masks so no one would know who you are, I could understand it. But wearing costumes at so many gigs? A distraction from all the regging? An attempt at lighthearted entertainment? Levelling the scamming field?

Yes, but I’ve yet to find a cure. ?

Dear Schmucks – As far as plaque goes, I suggest a trip to your dentist.

Thanks for sharing this and reminding me that it is unfair and unworkable to use stereotypes as a substitute for direct observation, Ann. I live in a blue state that’s stereotyped altogether differently but let me tell you, there are people in this cultural “melting pot” whose raw provincialism surpasses that of the worst Hollywood stereotype of mountain people.

Thank you for that wonderful acknowledgement, Scribe! We feel so validated. But then…hmmm, actually, a plaque would be nice too.. Something for over the fireplace, you know. That sort of thing. Just saying.
Much love,
The Schmucks.

🙂 You are very ill 🙂

With the voice of Mini Darth Vader on meth…

Yes, and you have my blessing.