“Dianetics the Modern Science of Mental Health – WITH BISCUITS !”

“The Bridge to Total Freedom – WITH BISCUITS !”

“Clearing the Planet – WITH BISCUITS!”

Well, Aqua, it’s good to know that we can always rely on Mike Rinder and his cache of British/Australian lore.
Makes me want to break into a rendition of ‘Rule Brittania’ but I will do my best to restrain myself. I will sing the introductory bars to a song Mike is probably familiar with:
“In come the dollars, in come the cents.
Out go the pounds, the shillings and the pence…..”
(From Australian public service spot announcing the new Australian decimal currency).

After achieving the highest status they are fully set up for Patron Moribundus.

I desperately need to know what the heck “heavy” hors d’oeuvres are. Does one need to do some weight training before snacking on them?

No, no, wait!!!!!!!!!!!!

I INSIST on everyone knowing what truly is the highest status in Scientology, the pinnacle of cult beingness,doingness and havingness!

It is:

(Cathedral hush)

PATRON FUCKED TO THE MAXIMUS.*

*Not an Aqua Original. Copied from someone posting here..Don’t know who. Kudos to the authro as it always cracks me up.

Thanks to you too, Alcoboy. It never even occurred to me to Google this because it never occurred to me that a cracker was anything other than unleavened bread or a pejorative for an economically challenged European American 🙂

And Mike, thanks to you also but honest forces me to smugly admit that I already knew that in the UK jumpers are sweaters thanks to “Bridget Jones’ Diary” 🙂

Got it, Snake. This detailed explanation is much appreciated – Anglophile that I am. Thanks for the M-7 🙂

Now THAT makes sense. Thank you MKM! My Crashing MU is now handled and I am no longer experiencing a vast panorama of mental effect! Or. at least,no more so than when I don’t have an MU.

Me too! Really good comments Brian.