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		By: Aquamarine		</title>
		<link>https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-269/#comment-449263</link>

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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2022 16:33:48 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-269/#comment-448510&quot;&gt;Alcoboy&lt;/a&gt;.

Happy New Year, Alcoboy :)  We&#039;ll raise a glass to you on Target Two :)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-269/#comment-448510">Alcoboy</a>.</p>
<p>Happy New Year, Alcoboy 🙂  We&#8217;ll raise a glass to you on Target Two 🙂</p>
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		By: Alcoboy		</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Jan 2022 01:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-269/#comment-448385&quot;&gt;Aquamarine&lt;/a&gt;.

Glad you liked it, Aqua! A happy new year to you and yours! May this year...........
Hold on a sec. Comm particle&#039;s coming in.

To: Alcoboy 
From: David Miscavige COB RTC 
Re: going to Target Two. 

I AM NOT GOING TO TARGET TWO ANYTIME SOON! I AM TOO THETA OF A BEING AND I AM CURRENTLY NEEDED HERE ON TEEGEEACK(That&#039;s Earth for all you wogs out there) TO MAKE SURE THAT KSW IS IMPLEMENTED ALL OVER THE WORLD AND TO DISH OUT JUSTICE TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND AQUAMARINE! REST ASSURED BOTH OF YOU WILL SOON MAKE A TRIP TO TARGET TWO IF THESE ATTACKS DO NOT CEASE IMMEDIATELY!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

ML
Dave.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-269/#comment-448385">Aquamarine</a>.</p>
<p>Glad you liked it, Aqua! A happy new year to you and yours! May this year&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<br />
Hold on a sec. Comm particle&#8217;s coming in.</p>
<p>To: Alcoboy<br />
From: David Miscavige COB RTC<br />
Re: going to Target Two. </p>
<p>I AM NOT GOING TO TARGET TWO ANYTIME SOON! I AM TOO THETA OF A BEING AND I AM CURRENTLY NEEDED HERE ON TEEGEEACK(That&#8217;s Earth for all you wogs out there) TO MAKE SURE THAT KSW IS IMPLEMENTED ALL OVER THE WORLD AND TO DISH OUT JUSTICE TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND AQUAMARINE! REST ASSURED BOTH OF YOU WILL SOON MAKE A TRIP TO TARGET TWO IF THESE ATTACKS DO NOT CEASE IMMEDIATELY!<br />
HAPPY NEW YEAR!</p>
<p>ML<br />
Dave.</p>
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		By: Aquamarine		</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2021 17:07:17 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-269/#comment-446046&quot;&gt;bixntram&lt;/a&gt;.

Exactly!  &quot;Stability&quot;...a kind of euphoria.  It lasts for a while.  Then the credit card bills arrive, at which point their &quot;feeling of stability&quot;  evaporates.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-269/#comment-446046">bixntram</a>.</p>
<p>Exactly!  &#8220;Stability&#8221;&#8230;a kind of euphoria.  It lasts for a while.  Then the credit card bills arrive, at which point their &#8220;feeling of stability&#8221;  evaporates.</p>
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		By: Aquamarine		</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2021 17:02:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-269/#comment-448114&quot;&gt;Alcoboy&lt;/a&gt;.

LOL, thanks, Alcoboy.  Visit me on Target 2, OK?  :)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-269/#comment-448114">Alcoboy</a>.</p>
<p>LOL, thanks, Alcoboy.  Visit me on Target 2, OK?  🙂</p>
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		By: Alcoboy		</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2021 00:27:36 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-269/#comment-447835&quot;&gt;Aquamarine&lt;/a&gt;.

To:Aquamarine 
From: David Miscavige COB RTC 
Re: making amends.

UNFORTUNATELY, THAT WON&#039;T BE GOOD ENOUGH TO LIFT YOU OUT OF THE EXTREMELY LOWER CONDITION YOU ARE CURRENTLY IN! THE ONLY THING THAT WILL BRING YOU TO FULL EP WILL BE A QUICK TRIP TO TARGET TWO!

ML
Dave 

To: David Miscavige COB RTC 
From: Alcoboy 
Re: a quick trip to Target Two. 

Hey, tiny boots.
WHY DON&#039;T YOU LEAVE AQUA ALONE AND GO THERE YOURSELF?

No love at all,
Alcoboy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-269/#comment-447835">Aquamarine</a>.</p>
<p>To:Aquamarine<br />
From: David Miscavige COB RTC<br />
Re: making amends.</p>
<p>UNFORTUNATELY, THAT WON&#8217;T BE GOOD ENOUGH TO LIFT YOU OUT OF THE EXTREMELY LOWER CONDITION YOU ARE CURRENTLY IN! THE ONLY THING THAT WILL BRING YOU TO FULL EP WILL BE A QUICK TRIP TO TARGET TWO!</p>
<p>ML<br />
Dave </p>
<p>To: David Miscavige COB RTC<br />
From: Alcoboy<br />
Re: a quick trip to Target Two. </p>
<p>Hey, tiny boots.<br />
WHY DON&#8217;T YOU LEAVE AQUA ALONE AND GO THERE YOURSELF?</p>
<p>No love at all,<br />
Alcoboy.</p>
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		By: Aquamarine		</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2021 04:41:33 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-269/#comment-446391&quot;&gt;Alcoboy&lt;/a&gt;.

Dear Captain,
I would like to humbly thank you for the Severe Reality Adjustment.
I must say I really needed it.\

Please allow me share that your SRA has given me a Cognition of Magnitude.
Obviously, I have MUs, Crashing MUs and False Data with regard to staff pay.

Or else why would you be so upset, Sir?
Obviously, for some time now I have been nothing more or less than a Vast Panorama of Mental Effects as regards how richly and comprehensively  staff and Sea Org are paid!

Please know that I WILL get handled on this!!!!!!!

 I shall cease my FURTHERING OF ENEMY LINE to discourage Scientologists from joining staff and Sea Org.

The rest of my life this lifetime will be spent in Ethics Cycles.

I feel very lite and brite now!!!!!!!!!!!!

My space is so opened up!!!!!!!!!!

Before I stop reading and supporting this entheta blog and its SP proprietor I shall write a Severe Reality Adjustment Success Story to share with the as yet unenlightened beings whose attention units are extorted here every day.

The time is now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just can&#039;t thank you enough, Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Much love,
The Being Formerly Known As Aqua]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-269/#comment-446391">Alcoboy</a>.</p>
<p>Dear Captain,<br />
I would like to humbly thank you for the Severe Reality Adjustment.<br />
I must say I really needed it.\</p>
<p>Please allow me share that your SRA has given me a Cognition of Magnitude.<br />
Obviously, I have MUs, Crashing MUs and False Data with regard to staff pay.</p>
<p>Or else why would you be so upset, Sir?<br />
Obviously, for some time now I have been nothing more or less than a Vast Panorama of Mental Effects as regards how richly and comprehensively  staff and Sea Org are paid!</p>
<p>Please know that I WILL get handled on this!!!!!!!</p>
<p> I shall cease my FURTHERING OF ENEMY LINE to discourage Scientologists from joining staff and Sea Org.</p>
<p>The rest of my life this lifetime will be spent in Ethics Cycles.</p>
<p>I feel very lite and brite now!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>My space is so opened up!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>Before I stop reading and supporting this entheta blog and its SP proprietor I shall write a Severe Reality Adjustment Success Story to share with the as yet unenlightened beings whose attention units are extorted here every day.</p>
<p>The time is now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>I just can&#8217;t thank you enough, Sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>Much love,<br />
The Being Formerly Known As Aqua</p>
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		By: Aquamarine		</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2021 04:22:22 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-269/#comment-446389&quot;&gt;Alcoboy&lt;/a&gt;.

Hi! Yes, they&#039;re desperate and will take anyone on but from what I could see many more &quot;terminals&quot; were shed than kept.

From the get-go I KNEW I would never make it, could never succeed on staff.  Call that what you will - cowardice, probably - but I just had a gut feeling that I&#039;d never make it on staff and as for the Sea Org, well, back then, out of my own ignorance of Sea Org life I mostly loathed Sea Org members.  There were some exceptions; some of them I liked; most of them I didn&#039;t, especially, most especially, the very young ones.  Point being, I would never have joined the SO, because I thought Sea Org members were &quot;cold&quot;, &quot;arrogant&quot; and generally obnoxious beings to be avoided whenever possible. 

 (Sorry, all you ex-SO members here.  Again, I had NO idea what you were going thru.  I actually believed - are you ready, I&#039;m not making this up - I actually believed that Scientologists joined the Sea Org because they DIDN&#039;T want to work hard!  I thought they joined because they were lazy and not too brite and wanted a free ride in life (free food, shelter, clothing, bridge, etc.) while at the same time having  &quot;personalities&quot; that made them have to be in charge of others, bossing others around and all under the aegis of helping mankind and clearing the planet with the latter being not their ACTUAL reason.     Of course this was all dreamed up in my own mind out of practically no data,  and it wasn&#039;t until started reading Marty&#039;s old blog circa 2011-12 with all the ex-SO horror stories, and then other blogs that I got educated as to what the SO members endure.  Reading these stories, full of pain, loss, injustice - OMG.  OMG.  1000 X OMG.  How I was a public in the Church of Scientology for 27 years with no clue about these things stretches credulity I&#039;m sure, but it is the truth.  In my own defense, I used to get very upset on behalf of the Class V org staff.  I thought THEY were abused and/or exploited and my sense of justice was outraged.  I thought they should be paid more.  I thought they should have more time OFF.  Now, if I had known what the SEA ORG members were enduring, if I had without a doubt KNOWN this, I would very likely have protested, and left.  I do hate injustice.)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-269/#comment-446389">Alcoboy</a>.</p>
<p>Hi! Yes, they&#8217;re desperate and will take anyone on but from what I could see many more &#8220;terminals&#8221; were shed than kept.</p>
<p>From the get-go I KNEW I would never make it, could never succeed on staff.  Call that what you will &#8211; cowardice, probably &#8211; but I just had a gut feeling that I&#8217;d never make it on staff and as for the Sea Org, well, back then, out of my own ignorance of Sea Org life I mostly loathed Sea Org members.  There were some exceptions; some of them I liked; most of them I didn&#8217;t, especially, most especially, the very young ones.  Point being, I would never have joined the SO, because I thought Sea Org members were &#8220;cold&#8221;, &#8220;arrogant&#8221; and generally obnoxious beings to be avoided whenever possible. </p>
<p> (Sorry, all you ex-SO members here.  Again, I had NO idea what you were going thru.  I actually believed &#8211; are you ready, I&#8217;m not making this up &#8211; I actually believed that Scientologists joined the Sea Org because they DIDN&#8217;T want to work hard!  I thought they joined because they were lazy and not too brite and wanted a free ride in life (free food, shelter, clothing, bridge, etc.) while at the same time having  &#8220;personalities&#8221; that made them have to be in charge of others, bossing others around and all under the aegis of helping mankind and clearing the planet with the latter being not their ACTUAL reason.     Of course this was all dreamed up in my own mind out of practically no data,  and it wasn&#8217;t until started reading Marty&#8217;s old blog circa 2011-12 with all the ex-SO horror stories, and then other blogs that I got educated as to what the SO members endure.  Reading these stories, full of pain, loss, injustice &#8211; OMG.  OMG.  1000 X OMG.  How I was a public in the Church of Scientology for 27 years with no clue about these things stretches credulity I&#8217;m sure, but it is the truth.  In my own defense, I used to get very upset on behalf of the Class V org staff.  I thought THEY were abused and/or exploited and my sense of justice was outraged.  I thought they should be paid more.  I thought they should have more time OFF.  Now, if I had known what the SEA ORG members were enduring, if I had without a doubt KNOWN this, I would very likely have protested, and left.  I do hate injustice.)</p>
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		By: Dear Men Tell No Tales Bill Straass		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dear Men Tell No Tales Bill Straass]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2021 18:20:27 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[In reply to &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-269/#comment-446024&quot;&gt;Jere Lull&lt;/a&gt;.

As Sharron was my 1st wife, I believe that I am qualified in stating that &quot;Yes, Sharron is a girl&quot;. 
      But then, Frau Himmler was also a girl. Magda Bormann was a girl. 
       And should you, or anyone else address Sharron as anything other than &quot;Sir&quot;, I have little doubt that she will ensure that you too, become a girl.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-269/#comment-446024">Jere Lull</a>.</p>
<p>As Sharron was my 1st wife, I believe that I am qualified in stating that &#8220;Yes, Sharron is a girl&#8221;.<br />
      But then, Frau Himmler was also a girl. Magda Bormann was a girl.<br />
       And should you, or anyone else address Sharron as anything other than &#8220;Sir&#8221;, I have little doubt that she will ensure that you too, become a girl.</p>
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		By: Alcoboy		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alcoboy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2021 01:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
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To: otherles
From: David Miscavige COB RTC 
Re: criticizing the Freewinds.

THE FREEWINDS DOES NOT NEED TO BE REPLACED! I PICKED THAT SHIP MYSELF MANY YEARS AGO WHICH MEANS THAT IT WILL LAST FOREVER! ONLY A SUPERIOR BEING SUCH AS MYSELF HAS THE POWER TO CHOOSE SUCH A POWERFUL AND GLORIOUS VESSEL! AND, NO, SHE IS NOT SITTING IN A HARBOR SLOWLY TAKING ON WATER! TONE LEVEL 1.1 SPS ARE SPREADING THAT ENTHETA! IGNORE THOSE PICTURES OF THE STERN IN THE AIR AND THE BOW ALMOST UNDERWATER! PHOTOSHOP! MY BELOVED FREEWINDS WILL SAIL THE CARIBBEAN UNTIL THE END OF TIME!

ML
Dave.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-269/#comment-445971">otherles</a>.</p>
<p>To: otherles<br />
From: David Miscavige COB RTC<br />
Re: criticizing the Freewinds.</p>
<p>THE FREEWINDS DOES NOT NEED TO BE REPLACED! I PICKED THAT SHIP MYSELF MANY YEARS AGO WHICH MEANS THAT IT WILL LAST FOREVER! ONLY A SUPERIOR BEING SUCH AS MYSELF HAS THE POWER TO CHOOSE SUCH A POWERFUL AND GLORIOUS VESSEL! AND, NO, SHE IS NOT SITTING IN A HARBOR SLOWLY TAKING ON WATER! TONE LEVEL 1.1 SPS ARE SPREADING THAT ENTHETA! IGNORE THOSE PICTURES OF THE STERN IN THE AIR AND THE BOW ALMOST UNDERWATER! PHOTOSHOP! MY BELOVED FREEWINDS WILL SAIL THE CARIBBEAN UNTIL THE END OF TIME!</p>
<p>ML<br />
Dave.</p>
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		By: Alcoboy		</title>
		<link>https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-269/#comment-446391</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alcoboy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2021 01:37:09 +0000</pubDate>
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To: Aquamarine 
From: David Miscavige COB RTC 
Re: Spreading entheta.

HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT STAFF PAY IN MY IDEAL ORGS IS &#039;SHITTY&#039;! NO WORKERS ARE BETTER PAID THAN MY SLAVE, UM, ER, DEVOTED STAFF MEMBERS! DON&#039;T YOU KNOW THAT $1.35/HOUR IS WAY ABOVE MINIMUM WAGE IN MOST COUNTRIES? YOU NEED TO DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE YOU GO SPREADING AROUND MISLEADING AND UNTRUE STATEMENTS LIKE THE ABOVE!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

ML
Dave.

To: David Miscavige COB RTC 
From: Alcoboy 
Re: You. 

Why don&#039;t you just shut the fuck up?

No love at all 
Alcoboy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reply to <a href="https://www.mikerindersblog.org/thursday-funnies-269/#comment-446082">Aquamarine</a>.</p>
<p>To: Aquamarine<br />
From: David Miscavige COB RTC<br />
Re: Spreading entheta.</p>
<p>HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT STAFF PAY IN MY IDEAL ORGS IS &#8216;SHITTY&#8217;! NO WORKERS ARE BETTER PAID THAN MY SLAVE, UM, ER, DEVOTED STAFF MEMBERS! DON&#8217;T YOU KNOW THAT $1.35/HOUR IS WAY ABOVE MINIMUM WAGE IN MOST COUNTRIES? YOU NEED TO DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE YOU GO SPREADING AROUND MISLEADING AND UNTRUE STATEMENTS LIKE THE ABOVE!<br />
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!</p>
<p>ML<br />
Dave.</p>
<p>To: David Miscavige COB RTC<br />
From: Alcoboy<br />
Re: You. </p>
<p>Why don&#8217;t you just shut the fuck up?</p>
<p>No love at all<br />
Alcoboy.</p>
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