What if someone told him to go d2 himself?

Don’t mention it.

Nah. That would be too nice for him to do.

There is where I would answer:
Go to the nearest brick pile and pound sand up your butt.

Alcoboy,
Thanks!😊

Mark, I love your way with words.

To: safetyguy
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: birthday songs.

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE ENTHETA BIRTHDAY DIDDIES LEVELLED AGAINST MY MOST THETA PERSONA! THIS WILL CEASE AT ONCE OR ETHICS ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

ML,
Dave.

To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy
Re: you warning people.

That’s you, Dave. All bark and no bite. Really? Show me one of these bloggers(including myself) whom you have put into lower conditions.
So much for your warnings.

No love at all,
Alcoboy.

In have a song for his birthday.

“May the bird of paradise fly up your nose. May the elephant caress you with his toes…..”

To: Jere
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: alcohol saturated brai s.

You, my dear SP, are the one with an alcohol saturated brain! I know this because you think I blew high school when in fact Scientology tech helped me to see the fallacies in the wog school system and gave me the ability to withdraw my support from it!
As to the location of my wife:
YOU DON’T HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO ASK THAT QUESTION!

ML
Dave.

To:David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy
Re: blowing school.

So you just decided that high school was for wogs and, just up and left.
Yeah, riiiiiiiiiiiiight!
By the way, where IS Shelly?
And, yes I do have the authority to ask that question.

No love at all,
Alcoboy.

“To merely express doubt that Scn is accomplishing something it claims is suppressive.”
I guess, in that sense, the whole universe is suppressive, since it stubbornly refuses to validate ANYthing Tubby said as truthful.