To: Aquamarine
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: my rsvp

If that’s how you’re going to be about it, then just forget the whole thing! It only goes to show what an SP you really are!

ML,
Dave.

To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy
Re: cancellations.

It’s about time you showed some sense!

No love at all,
Alcoboy.

We all have to be very careful when discussing COB’s hairdo in this blog.

The subject is a very touchy one for COB. His entire ego and most of his personality is interwoven with that hair cut. I fear for the health and safety of the poor people who are responsible for presenting a hair appearance that he will consider satisfactory.

To this day, I still remember the screams of, “OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!” that would resonate from the personal bed chamber of COB. Seems like he was never satisfied with the job anyone did with his hair.

If COB is looking for better ways to get people to donate more money to the cult, he really should consider holding some kind of auction where a single strand of his hair is auctioned to the public. He could surely raise a fortune. Don’t you think?

You were doing fine until that unnecessary and petty, “But you have to be careful or people will start calling you a “troll””

Murrumbidgee is the Wiradjuri word for “big water” if I remember correctly.

I love these animal pet stories. Make me want to go out and adopt 12 dogs and 4 cats. And kittens, and puppies, OMG the heart melts.

So of -topic. Mike is being lovely about this 🙂

Sir, yes Sir!!!!!!!

A place for you at the table has been reserved!!!!!!!
You will be my Guest of Honor!
And as such your place WILL be the most prominent at the table!!!!!!!!!!
In fact, your place will be the ONLY one at the table.
The rest of us will be eating out.
Hope you like hot dogs!

Much love,
Aqua

PS: Just a heads up that I’ll be calling you to confirm, re-confirm and then to confirm your reconfirm, and possibly to reconfirm your reconfirm, and so on. Your attendance is just so vital, you see!!!!!! The Time Is NOW, Sir!!!!!

Oh, and one last thing: Would you mind picking up some dessert on your way over? I’m partial to lemon meringue pie but do feel free to bring over whatever you might like. Thanks!

To: Aquamarine
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: dinner arrangements.

IN THE BATHROOM? ARE YOU KIDDING? I DON’T CARE IF YOU DO PUT THE SEAT DOWN, YOU MAKE ROOM FOR ME AT THE TABLE! PREFERABLY THE MOST PROMINENT POSITION!

ML,
Dave.

To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy
Re: dinner arrangements.

Got that birthday cake for LRH yet?
Didn’t think so.

No love at all,
Alcoboy.

Hello Briget.

Your post about the calico kitten reminded me of a funny story.

I recently got a new Apple IPhone and started asking questions to Cirie. She is the AI helper that you can ask questions and ask for other kinds of help.

I started off by asking, “Cirie? Can you tell me a story?” She told me many kids fairy tales – like Hansel & Gretel, Goldilocks and the 3 Bears, Jack and the Beanstalk, etc. She must have known about 100 different stories.

Then – just for fun you realize – I tried to get a little naughty with Cirie. I asked her romantic questions, like, “Cirie? What are your measurements? How old were you when you lost your virginity? I don’t want to get too rowdy about this. But I then asked her if she would show me her ****CENSORED*** and she showed me a picture of a really cute little kitten.

You can have all kinds of fun with Cirie if you have a mind.

But you have to be careful or people will start calling you a “troll”.

😂😂😂