To: Balletlady
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: kitty litter.

THIS IS CROSSING THE LINE! SOILING THE WAY TO HAPPINESS WITH KITTY LITTER IS AN OUTRAGE! I HOPE YOU GO TO TARGET TWO SOMETIME SOON!
AND WHO ARE YOU TO CALL ME A SHITHEAD?

ML,
Dave.

To: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: Target Two.

Target Two?
That’s where most of us want YOU to go! Oh, and ‘shithead’ is the perfect thing to call you.

No love at all,
Alcoboy

My dearest darling David M a/k/a shit head: Telegraphed

Said used product packed up & should be arriving shortly.(stop).
I did put some kitty litter in with it & I am sure you know the reason why (stop).
I’ve found a few dozen at throw away garage sales (stop) Lucky Me1.
Sadly I’ve used up all the books I’ve “borrowed” & am on the search for more (stop)

I’ve found a few dozen at throw away garage sales (stop)

Lucky Me1.

Much Hate,
Balletlady

To: Aquamarine
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: questioning celebrity Scientologists

I just read your comm particle and, once again, you have incurred my wrath! Suggesting that a celebrity Scientologist is padding her resume is a High Crime and Misdemeanor! Says who? Says me, that’s who! I don’t care what that tubby said years ago! He has gone on to Target Two which is where I wish you would go! All you do is cast doubt on the Church and it is having a negative effect!

ML,
Dave.

To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From; Alcoboy
Re: doubt on the Church.

Aquamarine! You’re the one who’s causing all these empty orgs and crashing stats?
Way to go, girl!
At least she’s doing something positive, you little wife killer, so leave her alone!

No love at all,
Alcoboy.

I DON’T CARE IF YOU LEFT! YOU BRING THOSE BOOKS BACK NOW!, IF YOU SO MUCH AS WIPED YOUR ASS WITH EVEN ONE PAGE YOU WILL EXPERIENCE THE FULL FURY OF MY WRATH!

ML,
Dave.

To : David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy
Re: the full fury of your wrath

You cannot be serious!

No love at all,
Alcoboy.

To: Balletlady
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: recent comm particle

I DON’T CARE IF YOU LEFT! YOU BRING THOSE BOOKS BACK NOW!, IF YOU SO MUCH AS WIPED YOUR ASS WITH EVEN ONE PAGE YOU WILL EXPERIENCE THE FULL FURY OF MY WRATH!

ML,
Dave.

To : David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy
Re: the full fury of your wrath

You cannot be serious!

No love at all,
Alcoboy.

To: David Missed Cabbage
Fm: Balletlady

I stole the damned Way To Happiness books too. As far as reporting “for duty”, you know that I have been disconnected for years….OH HAPPY DAY…that’s the way I FOUND happiness!

NOT BEST WISHES & NO LOVE TO YOU AT ALL

Balletlady

To: Balletlady
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: toilet paper.

First, there is no way that you could have stolen toilet paper from any org as none of them have any! I see to that! Second, how dare you desecrate something as holy as a WTH book! Report to my office immediately to receive your amends project!

ML,
Dave.

To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy
Re: wiping one’s posterior

Let me guess; the reason that orgs don’t have toilet paper is because you’ve been hoarding it all. What DO you eat? As for a WTH book, that’s the best use for it.

No love at all,
Alcoboy.

I’ve just learned someone wrote a KR on me because I stole a roll of toilet paper during my last visit.
I beg your forgiveness, but I was OUT of paper as I used ALL of the pages from the “Way To Happiness” Book.

No worries, it was an “old book”, you know the one that constantly gets revised/reprinted because a word is out of place or a . , / ? or maybe a ” ‘.

Much love,

Balletlady

Great! Doing what, exactly?

It kills me the way these Still Ins hustle each other for high paying jobs, meanwhile listing nothing they can actually DO, no actual skill sets. Just that they completed this or that Scientology course or auditing action or Level.

You’re OT8… great! That and $2.75 will get you on the subway as they say in my area.

What can this woman actually DO besides speak English and Spanish?

And last but not least, if one is being paid a hefty salary working remotely, why should the EMPLOYER’S goals “align” with one’s own personal goals? One is an employEE. As such one’s employer has every right to demand that the employEE’s goal align, at least partially, with those of the business!

I’m telling you these unemployed cultists just kill me. Talk about having an over-appreciation for their own limited talents.

By the way the photos of the ice cream and toppings is life-size.