Comments on: Thursday Funnies

By: The Merkabian

The Merkabian — Sun, 28 May 2023 10:40:50 +0000

Man, I just love the smell of burning thetan in the morning!

By: Peter Blood

Peter Blood — Fri, 26 May 2023 21:31:14 +0000

And Scamatology is doing it’s level best to make sure we continue this downward spiral to inhumanity. They ain’t the solution, they are the problem. Our local Los Angeles station KTLA has taken to running regular Lyintology commercials which of course make me gag like a maggot. That ad money is blood money.

By: PeaceMaker

PeaceMaker — Fri, 26 May 2023 16:21:59 +0000

I bet they have been doing “updates” on the Chicago building for at least 15 years. And if it never actually opens, even though it’s apparently been ready inside for a couple of years now, I would not be completely surprised at such an increase of inability and dysfunction as they shrink.

By: AnEx

AnEx — Fri, 26 May 2023 13:57:30 +0000

In reply to Cayden.

I’ve only heard about it and have been wanting to see the reference for this for ages. (“Anyone leaving the SO is a DB”.) Current ex-SO members still in would probably love to see it too 🙂

Could you post it or send it to Mike?

By: Cayden

Cayden — Fri, 26 May 2023 10:03:29 +0000

Sad to see ‘Superman’ Joey Besio still in and making money off getting others up the bridge to nowhere. But it’s nice to know Scientology has forgiven him for leaving the Sea Org, even though LRH said anyone who leaves the Sea Org is a DB. Not sure a DB could be a top FSM!

By: otherles

otherles — Fri, 26 May 2023 03:32:53 +0000

They’re beating the dead horses in Chicago.

By: unelectedfloofgoofer

unelectedfloofgoofer — Fri, 26 May 2023 02:29:08 +0000

I still hope that one day they’ll announce some sort of new service or rundown or level we haven’t heard of before, complete with SF like graphics and technical text.
But of course anything new is highly unlikely to happen under Miscavige.

By: Sci Ex

Sci Ex — Thu, 25 May 2023 23:11:02 +0000

What a creepy ass bust of The Hubbs. I’d be scared to stand next to it.

And they forgot the huge cyst on his head.

By: GL

GL — Thu, 25 May 2023 22:41:28 +0000

“It’s BBQ time in Melbourne for no reason”

You don’t bring cash, credit cards, fifth mortgage money and we barbeque you!

“Let’s test her abilities to communicate with anyone…”

Yes, I released all my, um..
Ability.
Yes, ability, and now I have no ability at all to make any decis…
I now have the ability to make everything come true.
Ah, sorry, I now have the ability to make everything come true. Did I forget anything?
Praise be to CoB.
Oh yes, praise be to CoB.
That’s better, now don’t let it happen again. Go and shout at that ashtray over there for five hours until you have a cognition. Just remember we’ll be watching.
Yes sir.

Moshi Mission is at the foots of Kilimanjaro is it? 30.6 kilometres away in fact, so they must be huge feets.

Kiddie Corner: Shiver and cringe.

As for the rest of the fliers: The same old puerile and yawn inspiring faeces.

By: Glenn

Glenn — Thu, 25 May 2023 22:41:03 +0000

Ken and Aradona Walker are ex Flag Sea Org members.
Wonder why they don’t include that “attribute” in this promo?