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Thursday Funnies

May 25, 2023 By Mike Rinder 11 Comments

Late today, I had some other things happening and couldn’t get this ready in time…

 

It’s BBQ time in Melbourne for no reason

And not the sort of thetan BBQ held 75 million years ago…

 

 

At least Chicago has a reason…

And some mighty entertainment

 

Let’s test her abilities to communicate with anyone…

Ever met an SP?

 

Chan Man is back big time…

And he has a magician with him

 

New Era snagged him for a webinar

I just don’t get the appeal of this guy. If you have ever listened to one of his lectures (Tony Ortega has published one or more) you might wonder why he hasn’t been sent to the boonies with orders never to dspeak publicly again. He is bizarre, to be kinw.

 

Ideal Chicago

Just think, when they finally open this single building in Chicago, the downward spiral of the world is going to reverse…

Hasn’t happened with the 75 others, but we will keep on hoping.

 

Halting the downward spiral seems to be a theme…

 

This one is “downhill” maybe he lost it in translation?

 

Can you image?

They go on FB to ask people to help hand out fliers?

Talk about an admission that the tech doesnt work?

 

Flag trying to get anyone to  come in for regging

$33.8 million wasted on nothing

It’s Superman

Kiddie Corner

 

A New Kind of Event?

Anyone that buys this is a complete dupe

 

Seriously?

Best of 2023?

The competition must have been non-existent.

We are Sciento

It’s the generic “latest news from your org” briefing

Should be epic.

Even better than stopping the downward spiral

Mike Tyson duped

Traffic control to practice your TR’s

“Bay Area Presents”

Not in one of the 5 ideal orgs, but at someone’s house?

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Filed Under: Funnies Tagged With: Aaradon Walker, Brenda Stewart, Dmitriy Pervushin, Grant Cardon, Joey Besio, Jose Gabriel Martinez, Ken Walker, Kevin Troughton, Michael Chan, Mike Tyson, Mochi Mission, Ocala Mission, Paula Gutierrez, Peggy Fabos, Ronaldo Arriaga, Russ Reisser, Steve Fabos, Tayva Baker

Comments

  1. The Merkabian says

    May 28, 2023 at 6:40 am

    Man, I just love the smell of burning thetan in the morning!

    Reply
  2. Peter Blood says

    May 26, 2023 at 5:31 pm

    And Scamatology is doing it’s level best to make sure we continue this downward spiral to inhumanity. They ain’t the solution, they are the problem. Our local Los Angeles station KTLA has taken to running regular Lyintology commercials which of course make me gag like a maggot. That ad money is blood money.

    Reply
  3. PeaceMaker says

    May 26, 2023 at 12:21 pm

    I bet they have been doing “updates” on the Chicago building for at least 15 years. And if it never actually opens, even though it’s apparently been ready inside for a couple of years now, I would not be completely surprised at such an increase of inability and dysfunction as they shrink.

    Reply
  4. Cayden says

    May 26, 2023 at 6:03 am

    Sad to see ‘Superman’ Joey Besio still in and making money off getting others up the bridge to nowhere. But it’s nice to know Scientology has forgiven him for leaving the Sea Org, even though LRH said anyone who leaves the Sea Org is a DB. Not sure a DB could be a top FSM!

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    • AnEx says

      May 26, 2023 at 9:57 am

      I’ve only heard about it and have been wanting to see the reference for this for ages. (“Anyone leaving the SO is a DB”.) Current ex-SO members still in would probably love to see it too 🙂

      Could you post it or send it to Mike?

      Reply
  5. otherles says

    May 25, 2023 at 11:32 pm

    They’re beating the dead horses in Chicago.

    Reply
  6. unelectedfloofgoofer says

    May 25, 2023 at 10:29 pm

    I still hope that one day they’ll announce some sort of new service or rundown or level we haven’t heard of before, complete with SF like graphics and technical text.
    But of course anything new is highly unlikely to happen under Miscavige.

    Reply
  7. Sci Ex says

    May 25, 2023 at 7:11 pm

    What a creepy ass bust of The Hubbs. I’d be scared to stand next to it.

    And they forgot the huge cyst on his head.

    Reply
  8. GL says

    May 25, 2023 at 6:41 pm

    “It’s BBQ time in Melbourne for no reason”

    You don’t bring cash, credit cards, fifth mortgage money and we barbeque you!

    “Let’s test her abilities to communicate with anyone…”

    Yes, I released all my, um..
    Ability.
    Yes, ability, and now I have no ability at all to make any decis…
    I now have the ability to make everything come true.
    Ah, sorry, I now have the ability to make everything come true. Did I forget anything?
    Praise be to CoB.
    Oh yes, praise be to CoB.
    That’s better, now don’t let it happen again. Go and shout at that ashtray over there for five hours until you have a cognition. Just remember we’ll be watching.
    Yes sir.

    Moshi Mission is at the foots of Kilimanjaro is it? 30.6 kilometres away in fact, so they must be huge feets.

    Kiddie Corner: Shiver and cringe.

    As for the rest of the fliers: The same old puerile and yawn inspiring faeces.

    Reply
  9. Glenn says

    May 25, 2023 at 6:41 pm

    Ken and Aradona Walker are ex Flag Sea Org members.
    Wonder why they don’t include that “attribute” in this promo?

    Reply
  10. Denny Owen says

    May 25, 2023 at 6:10 pm

    Chicago goes for the big opener … Russ Reiser, the guy with 25 subscribers and 6 videos on his YouTube channel … that Russ Reiser?😂😂😂👽

    But by 4 p.m., everyone will be too hungry to care who’s playing.

    Reply

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