Awwww. No Freedom Medal! Dammit!

I have the feeling that our dear friend Tom Cruise would be the exception to tech policies in this regard.

Yeah……like he hasn’t already delivered it to Tom Cruise……..and vice versa……

Of course. Delivery to gentlemen would be out-ethics on the Second Dynamic. Remember, this Rundown is delivered only by COB himself personally.

No, Mark. That’s where you’re wrong. Beatings shall continue even after morale improves.

I didn’t know these points, Peabody. Interesting.

Whaaaaat?? And people really believe it. Aaagh!

It’s interesting, though not surprising, to hear that they took claims that far.

More publicly, they’ve claimed to be one of the world’s largest relief forces, with over 200,000 volunteers – I’ve assumed they did something like counting some group such as the Red Cross in that number, on the basis of some tenuous actual affiliation. But now we can see just how tiny and incompetent they are in their recent efforts in Florida, where the navel-gazing lotus eaters who’ve gathered around Flag seem unable to rouse even a handful of themselves to make a real effort to help others, compared to the couple of dozen adult members from California who were at least willing to travel to disaster areas for extended periods (more than a weekend) last year.

Patron Ludicrous Maximus ($1,000,000,000) gets both the t-shirt and cap, plus a written acknowledgement on COB’s personal stationery as well as a handshake, grin and hug at the next IAS event from the ecclesiastical leader of leaders.