This is what the bubble-dwellers experienced on New Years Eve — being stuffed with bs like a Christmas goose.
While the rest of the world takes a moment to wish everyone good luck and good cheer, peace and happiness, scientology takes the opportunity to pat itself on the back and reaffirm it’s importance and how it is saving all mankind.
The claims and hype are quite astonishing:
It’s a spiritual transcendence
the experience is electric
future generations will look back in awe at the achievements
we continue to grow exponentially
our truimphant successes
the accomplishments creating so much good for humanity
the phenomenal force of LRH tech
we’ve dreamed of these days
But, apart from crowing about the accomplishments of the front groups that are NOT connected to scientology, there is one huge laugh to be had.
“We are millions and we are everywhere”… so “come join thousands of fellow scientologists.”
And actually they really mean, “join hundreds of fellow scientologists”… (and shrinking with each passing year).
What a sad reflection of the isolated bubble that is scientology.