An ideal “Continent”
Really? 11 orgs to serve all of Asia, the Pacific and Australia/NZ…. That’s “ideal”?
And BTW — the reg, Rikke, is the former RTC Rep FLB banished to Australia because of what she knew about Lisa McPherson.
Seriously? That’s what the regges think — “Ooh, isn’t this fun?” The people that actually have to give the money may have a different view.
A special guest speaker…
Why are they afraid to name them? Perhaps they think they might get more suckers if they DON’T announce who it is.
Based on the underwhelming response, this is a complete waste of time. But we have missed Pat Parody, he used to be a regular feature…
He really IS a magician. The ONLY Class 6 on the planet? Everyone else had their previous certs canceled with GAT. And there is no GAT Briefing Course – or any Briefing Course.
As for increasing your speed up the Bridge, it’s a simple equation: pay more and you go faster…
Some more WTF WOTF
They didn’t limit this idiocy just to PAC….
Black Belt Acting?
Check out this guy’s IMDB page — he has 8 TOTAL acting credits, all except one before 2002.
I guess he has the LRH Tech, so that qualifies him…
Back to the 80’s
The last time scientology was actually expanding its reach. Crank up the nostalgia for the “good old days.”
Why do they need teachers? Normal school isn’t good enough? They are going to keep kids in the org to protect them from the “wog world”? This is just weird.
This is just scary weird.
Absorb the world’s confusion
About why people still buy the bs perhaps?
The phony mystique…
They could explain that the weather is controlled by OT’s.
And it’s not just Class XII’s. Hubbard also said every Sea Org member would be lionized and lauded everywhere they went…
Unless they ventured outside the bubble — then not so much.
Hear all about it…
The “Colombian miracle” all over again. Crime rates plummeted. Peace throughout the land. The end of drugs. All from handing out the Way to Happiness. But what happened to Venezuela? They handed them out there too?
For your own route?
“Detailed” info about each step after Clear? Bet they are not explaining Xenu and the BT’s.
And once again, I can save you the trouble — how to make it to OT? Cash or credit?
Reminiscent of those Nigerian Princes. You can bet he lords over a mighty empire of one.
The LAST thing this would appear to be is the greatest show on earth…
That guy is more suited to a Joker poster for a Batman movie.
But it is going to be very theta. And very uplifting. With tremendous news (from Indonesia perhaps?)
People have grown weary of “seminars” so now they’re trying a new name? Now it’s a “panel” (of one?)
Err, you know what this says?
You have NOT become SH Size in 20 years. You are quoting Hubbard saying the ONLY reason you have failed is that you have not had the purpose to do so…
Not in the Mission — in someone’s house?
“As seen on TV”
Just like Popeil’s Pocket Fisherman except MUCH less popular.
Cult Shopping Network is failing miserably.
Are you with me?
No… you’re dead. Anyone reading this is not.
And if you had some idea about coming back, you are VERY overdue.
If you are off dealing with “target 2”, you know back at “target 1” Scientology is swirling the drain and you’re nowhere to be found…
You’re busy trying to steal 2nd base and didn’t put your foot on first.