I will train for the rest of my life…
Of course you will. Recycling through the Student Hat and on up as GAT III, then GAT IV and on and on are “released” with “epic breakthroughs to speed your progress up the Bridge.” Wonder if you will EVER wake up?
At least they have the right country. But really not much of a reason to give money for a building…
And clouds too…
Yikes – L. Ron Hubbard Gallery is closed?
Yelpers pranking? Renovations? All-hands CF filing?
Learn about the Vampire Personality from a true Vampire Personality. And money, money, money.
There is no live link to this video here — but believe me, it is horrendous. Worst teleprompter reader ever. She needs a remedial reading class before she redoes the Student Hat. A 7 year old could read more smoothly than she does.
CCHR is on the case
Somehow Ken Kramer and CCHR want to take credit for even the most remote things. He was trained as a psychiatrist, but his profession was politician.
In case you missed it on Tony Ortega’s blog yesterday. “Special Guest Speakers”? He Who Shall Not Be Named… And some dignitaries they have conned to stand on the stage that they don’t want to tell anyone about in case someone contacts them beforehand and tells them about the exploits of Dear Leader.
It’s like nothing of this universe…
Running on a circular track is really unique. Dim the lights, stick a “pole” of light in the middle and it’s like a “Disco LA Fitness Club” — and they call this “auditing”? I guess if sitting in a sauna is “auditing” so is running in circles….
Epitomized by a newly built empty office for a man who died 30 years ago and didn’t come back….
Magic and OT
Strange bedfellows? Or perhaps not. After all, magic is making you believe something happened that actually didn’t.
What happens when you delete one dynamic?
You end up a scientologist. The better question would be “What happens when you delete all dynamics except the 3rd.”
What does it take?
Dress up and act like a fool with a handful of other equally misguided old people.
Yeah, we are #10!
Turn in your “old” Dianetics book and we will give you a free DVD AND 50% off. They must want them really bad. Or have NO sales of the “new edition.” Or both.
What could be more fun than that?
You’re correct… ANYTHING
Check out his resume
An OT VIII, Student Hat blah blah blah. Wonder how many medals he wears on his lapel?
Redoing the convention?
Now that is certainty
We are going to ask you if you would like to attend at a different date…
With these speakers, why would anyone want to attend?
The Moneywinds is in BIG trouble getting anyone to show up for anything.
And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time
‘Til touchdown brings me ’round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home…
He’s coming in your famous city again
You would think they would correct this grammar. He spilled his seed in Denver. Now he is making a mess in Portland.
Epic and Legendary
Yeah, that’s the ticket. Porn Valley. After 12 years they might be getting somewhat close. 40 others are already done. But they are legendary. Drunk on KoolAid only begins to describe the levels of delusion.