Rising Like a Phoenix
The ideal org in Phoenix is BOOMING.
This shot was taken a week ago at 3:30 in the afternoon. This IS the entire parking lot of the org and that IS the front entrance to the “ideal org.”
The 47X expansion seems to be passing them by too.
Woohoo: Atlanta Construction Documents Are Done!
And I have completed my research on what color my Ferrari is going to be when I purchase it…
But I do love the parroting of bs in here. Since GAG II international expansion is 47X. See above. Because it sure isn’t 47X in Atlanta, but they know that is because they are not “yet” ideal. They never see or visit any “ideal” orgs, so they just “believe.”
They say there are 42 ideal orgs now. They are producing about 10 clears a week total. But when all 142 are done they will be doing 1o0,000 a year! Based on that math, there should be 600 clears a week right now. But just think about it — this 100,000 in a year is so astonishingly magnificent to these people it is their idea of how the “ideal world” of scientology would be. And they don’t get that it would take 70,000+ years to clear everyone on earth if the population stayed the same as it is now.
Does ANYONE in scientology ever do any math?
Drew Johnston No Longer an Auditor At All
One would imagine that a scientologist offering to “Conquer Your Case” would at least be a basic auditor…
He used to promote himself as a Class VIII. Now he is apparently nothing, but he is going to conquer your case.
The new world of scientology.
“Together There is Nothing LA Can’t Do…”
Hmmm, how about the fact they can’t complete the ONE org that serves half the scientologists in LA(?) — of course the other 7 “ideal orgs” can’t service them, they just HAVE to have another “ideal org” in LA.
I also wonder how she arrives at the “geographical heart of the entertainment industry”?
Scientology barkers are not good with math OR geography (or grammar for that matter…)
Another in the series….
Somehow the reality of what the majority of SO members and org staff look like just doesn’t come through in their promo pieces that feature young, attractive women and guys beckoning you to “come join them.”
Go back and look at the shots showing the new “SO team” at LA Org. Frumpy is being kind.
Recruitment UK Style
More reserved, definitely weird, but just as disturbing all the same…
This gets recruits?
From: AOSH UK <email@example.com>
Date: 2014-11-12 14:58 GMT+01:00
Subject: From: David – HAS AOSHUK
Good Afternoon xxxx
Well, we had a mini summer a week or two ago; at one point I dared to go outside without an umbrella…needless to say I was rather quickly reminded of what it feels like to be a duck. So after sloshing through the courtyard and into the castle I was met by a scene of utter organized chaos (to use an oxymoron). My god! There were people flying everywhere! Course completions, PCs attesting to Clear, OT Levels being done and much more. As I dripped my way through I saw screams of excitement followed by more rushing of people.
My conclusion was that it must have been Thursday 1:50pm.
But no, I was wrong, it was just a regular day at Saint Hill.
Perhaps you would like to be part of the team making it happen.
Let me know.
HAS AOSH UK
The LA Test Center and Other LA stuff…
This was supposed to be part of the “Ideal PAC” ribbon cutting… They couldn’t arrange good enough security for Dear Leader, so it hasn’t opened.
Nice paper over the windows. Wouldn’t want anyone actually seeing what was in there and being interested.
These are posted in businesses near the Complex. PR Area Control at its finest.
The First “Public Funded” Ideal Org in Europe
Well, out of the mouths of babes….
First time anyone has ever publicly admitted that not a SINGLE “ideal org” in Europe has been funded by raising money from the public. Not Madrid, Brussels, Berlin, Moscow, Malmo, Tel Aviv, Roma or Padova….
Which means the “ideal org” campaign, which has now been the HIGHEST PRIORITY program in scientology for more than a decade, has not produced a single result in scientology’s largest continent.
But for “flow” of $100 from every scientologist in Basel, we will raise $10,000 and WE will be the first ones!!