Bubbles Champagne and her gang of merry fools are still bubbling along…
As always, they reveal more than they think with their hype-minutes.
If you were looking for theetie-weetie…
Jim Wavell (can’t even spell his name right…) was the cook on the Apollo. In a “galley” that was right out of a Dickens novel. His interactions with Hubbard were minimal or zero — he might have spotted him once when Hubbard ventured onto the dock, but that was about all. Don’t get me wrong, he is a nice guy, but it’s like having someone do a briefing on what the Beatles were like because they attended a concert at Shea Stadium…
The “big news” at Flag is of course that Tampa org is holding a fundraiser for Orlando… Naturally. But they will have a professional magician entertaining with… yes, magic! Wonder if he lifts wallets.
The desert table — what no water? Eating sand? This is not a typo. She spelled it that way twice. Probably learned that on the Student Hat or maybe KTL?
Anna Paddock – now there is another blast from the past. A failed WDC member who is infamous for showing up to do a “tech inspection” with Monique Rathbun. She is the “Production Sec”? Wow.
Here is the really big slip: The Tech Sec Ship managed to get 33 people to an event! And they are proud of this. And this is what scientology claims is the city with the largest community of scientologists on earth. That tells you everything about the state of scientology.
Stats are important! If someone started a service any time this year because you “encouraged” them — that counts! This is what they report and will be announced at the next event.
Oh, and let’s not forget — Orlando CF!! I wonder when Tampa CF is going to be ready for a new all-hands? And you know Flag itself is backlogging too…
COB created the post of OT Ambassador — apparently some of them have forgotten. What a terrible thing. To forget something Chairman of the Bored accomplished? Treason I say.
But, good news, now you can pay the IAS on your cell phone. No more “I forgot my wallet” or “my checkbook is at home.”
285 commendations… At least half a dozen for everyone.
And to cap it all off, Bubbles Champagne had a brown-nose moment.
That’s not a smile on Bubbles’s face that’s a death rictus.
Jonathan Mark says
I always enjoy seeing Bubbles on YouTube. She comes across as a total crackpot.
Yes that’s also a great video where Anna Paddock wearing large sunglasses shows up at Monique Rathbun’s door to express concern about Marty auditing people outside the Church.
Since Marty’s back with Scientology perhaps Monique and Anna can now be now friends.
I found the remarks re the 300 OT Ambassadors very interesting. How many of those that made excuses are even “in” anymore, I am sure a few have to be out or at least trying to fly under the radar. I cant imagine DM will be too thrilled if/when he hears the excuses, it implies people didnt take it seriously or even care about his program. I wonder if he demand sec checks for those who made excuses and if those will be the catalyst for some to finally walk/run away….
Doug Sprinkle says
I am so pumped up that I can make a donation to the IAS via my cell phone that I doubt if I will be able to sleep tonight.
If this is the best that the Flag OTC can do, stick the fork in, the meat is done. The OTCs are just another way to keep the minions nose to the grindstone. Keep all them so busy, they can’t see the real world or talk to their non-$cieno neighbors. Can’t have any entheta slipping through, can we? It also shows some the lengths that the ‘recovery’ teams are going to get everyone on board. How many OTs are just flying under the radar? It must be hard to go stealth in Flag county, but apparently a lot are doing it. #enjoy
What will the Flag OTC do when less then 300 show up for the ‘New Years Party’? I expect some of the Regs will consider drinking bleach or jumping off buildings. This shows that the pressure is getting higher and one day soon the boiler will blow.
To the tune of “Winter Wonderland”
Lend an ear
Need I mention
The effort you make
To stay wide awake
When you’re at an Int Base Gold Event.
Even though Dave’s so boring
You must still act adoring
You stand, cheer and clap
You do all that crap
Listening to a Miscavige Event.
Int Events exist to sell you something
Books or tapes or GAG 2 New Release
You will have to buy or donate something
To earn yourself some temporary peace.
Then of course, while they’re regging
You must cease all your hedging
Though they will be rude
Show no attitude
When you’re at a Miscavige Event.
After the Event you’ll get a survey
Staff will ask you what you liked the most
You’ll reply that Everything Was Great, Hey!
Cause if you don’t you know that you’ll be toast.
Later on, they’re still regging
I’m So Broke!! you’re alleging
Well, tough on you, Dude
You’re Gonna Get Screwed,
When you’re at a Miscavige Event.
Happy New Year, Flog!
Joe Pendleton says
I actually sang this to myself (silently my head, but…).
Nice. Fun parody.
Thanks, people. But I’m just a place sitter for The Master. Who would be Moxie, of course. Who has once again followed the gypsy in his soul and disappeared. Cheating on me, posting on some other Ex-Scn blog, I’ll be bound. Or, he’s here posting once again under a new name. That guy changes names more frequently than any peripatetic member of the Romany demographic. Hey, Moxie, or whatever you’re calling yourself now, no doubt you’re enjoying your singular Ex-Scn cyber version of Easy Rider, but its time to check in with your family. You have responsibilities, you know.
“We are targeting for highest ever at this event”
And the poor souls on the Titanic were hoping for the watertight compartments to hold, and for the ship to live up to its over-hyped reputation as unsinkable, coming from the baseless beliefs of PR people. Never mind the question, just what “highest ever” – that’s a completely unspecified reference, and a term that Scientology PR has proven recently to twist beyond any semblance of real meaning – it could be “highest ever” for the brand new staff member who is starting from zero, and so for whom 1 book sold or 1 dollar raised would be a “highest” (they really are doing that, as shows up in scrutiny of some of their other PR pieces).
And I take it OT minutes no longer contain any meaningful information and measures, such as services delivered or gross income – what we would want to see to gauge what is going on, and what they presumably now want to hide so that their members don’t figure out what is going on.
The magician greatest trick is when he has you sign a blank sheet of paper makes it disappear and then reappear in the IAS Collection basket. Only now it’s the notarized deed to your house!
But the jokes on them you already owe more on it than it’s worth!
“The COB created the post of OT Ambassador”
I figured out why Miscavige dropped the Hubbard Lucifer Bulletin. He appointed me an OT Ambassador in
1987. How could he have a bunch of OT VIII’s from the Freewinds running around with knowledge of Hubbard’s Occult scenario in the role of Lucifer and returning as the anti-Christ? Impossible.
I had to get out of Scientology for a variety of reasons. The entire “religion” is just one screwed up mess. It is based on the Occult and does not even follow its foundation. It retained only the bad policies. I cannot think of even one good one at this time. The people in Scientology are deluded fools. It crumbles because Miscavige tried to protect its insanity but failed.
When I was declared, Scientology forgot to cancel my title of “OT Ambassador” since Miscavige invented it. Great to hear that I can still use my title. I could really spread the truth.
jere Lull (37 yrs recovering) says
Miscarriage only protects its/his royal butt.
Safeguarding scn is incidental to that, and secondary.
jere Lull – you must have been in very, very deep with 37 recovering years. I only have 30.
Don’t forget to mention LRH practiced occult magick, spelled with a “k” to appear more ancient and mystical. Dumbasses.
Harpoona Frittata says
“Anna Paddock – now there is another blast from the past. A failed WDC member who is infamous for showing up to do a “tech inspection” with Monique Rathbun. ”
Was the “tech inspection” that you mention there some sort of covert OSA dirty tricks operation that was being carried out by Anna P. during the time that the Rathbuns were suing the cherch for harassment?
BTW, was Anna one of the original WDC members? I forget when she came aboard as a, supposedly, all-powerful Watch Dog Committee member and the circumstances of her subsequent fall from favor.
Mike Rinder says
Yes that was when she was sent. As for WDC she was a latecomer and early leaver.
See her in action on youtube: scientology stalker at the door. CREEPY! And that is not fake news. She acts like a sicko.
Chris Mann says
If you took everything all the OTC’s and “Ambassadors” on earth were doing and honestly looked at it from an outside perspective I think it would be pretty obvious they are doing nothing. All they do is busy work and produce fake stats. They “use ARC with someone”, or “encourage someone to do their next course”.
With all that concentrated OT power you would think they could actually do something, that they might have a “Sphere of Influence” that extends beyond the meeting room.
If they stop to do all this needless and fruitless job they may have time to watch around, while having their hands full and their minds locked in this cycle the will be ringing circles.
The same reason is why nobody can be off the lines. If you out of the loop you may have new and dangerous from the point of scn view ideas.
You’re right, the numbers say it all – 6 confirms for the Ship? They used to have higher than 100 people at the ship for weeks on end until Miscavige arrived and altered all the Tech with “have to do it again”, the Golden Age of tech and new postings as Ambassadors.
It is such a small group now and they’re living in a reality that does not go beyond the buildings that is claimed as Ideal. The planet is hardly aware of all this yip, yap, yuppie. Very small world and a reality that will last not for too long.
Old Surfer Dude says
Sort of like being trapped by their own MEST, Silvia?
#1 Son says
So having a CHRISTmas celebration is a very theta way to enter into this season. Not theety-weety? Not overly positive in light of the dire condition of this destitute planet? I fear they’ve lost their way.
Theetie-wheetie? No, that was yesterday’s post.
Old Surfer Dude says
That’s my favorite breakfast cereal: Theetie-Wheeties! Breakfast of weenies.
DM has them for breakfast every morning.
I Yawnalot says
Don’t you just love those really sincere smiles for the camera? I think the candy bars are a nice touch, you know, get the kiddies involved!
I suppose it was nice of Lyle to remind everyone of the reason they got into Scientology & the real reason we are all on the Bridge. I must admit I’ve been a bit slack in that area because I’ve sort of forgotten after 30+ years since I first walked through the doors of the Cof$ and got scammed and abused for a decade. Not to forget the financial disaster it was nor the fractured family that remains so to this day.
Wow, a round of applause for LRH and 3 cheers… gosh, I’ve gone all nostalgic & misty. Think I’ll have a little nap.
>Wonder if he lifts wallets.
No doubt he will try his best to make ALL of their money disappear.
Old Surfer Dude says
Isn’t that SOP?
FSO used to have 1,000 B.I.S. from out of town. Now, they cannot even get 300 people together for a local event…
… and away goes trouble, down the drain…
Old Surfer Dude says
But…but, don’t they have something like 12,000 Scientologists in Clearwater and the surrounding area? What, they just stopped coming to the events?
Awwwwwww. Major ethics action!
Old Surfer Dude says
OSD, only if you count imaginary BTs…
Old Surfer Dude says
Oh, I do! I do!
And if you don’t mind my saying, I hope someday, when you deem it the right time, or, if you’re ever so inclined, you’ll tell us your story., as, from your posts, it appears you were once privy to key cult stats. . Actual stats, uncooked data, that sort of thing. It would be so interesting! Again, just saying, and either way, no worries.
Aqua, any SO member who worked at FB or higher had access to all this. On this blog the posters who have the most data are former senior execs of GOWW, OSAI, ASI, CMOI, RTC, CST and MonD’s (Messenger’s on Duty).
I was none of the above. Chuck has tons of data becauseof the routing form pjt’s and other compilation posts he held in high SO orgs.
dr mac says
Reading these blogs (on OTCs that is) more than anything else gives me the creeps. It reminds me of attending OTC at my local org which I detested above all else. The falseness and fakeness was so transparent. These are not unintelligent people who mostly knew it was BS. I more than once confronted my OTC chairperson that meetings were, firstly, mostly reporting false stats (I myself reported them, I mean of course made them up), and secondly about almost nothing but fundraising. “So what’s your problem? Get with the program you theetie-tweetie CICS, and realise OTCs are about PR! You’re supposed to be an OT!”
I’m pretty convinced that most of these people are poised to leave but just haven’t taken the plunge yet. You are correct, they are not unintelligent at all, but it is difficult to accept one has been duped, and the possibility of disconnection is just a living nightmare. These are very unhealthy reasons to remain in scientology.
The good news… the more people that leave scientology, the easier it is for the remaining members. Nobody is joining anymore, and the rate of abandment must make COB cry into his expensive satin pillow every night. I wonder if his initials are monogrammed into all his dainty fabrics. He is so disgusting.