This really requires no commentary.
The depravity within the bubble is expanding at an unprecedented rate. Highest ever!!! 47X!!!
The concept of being “equipped for eternity” is so bizarre it defies comparison. Though an ad for Cadillac comes to mind: “Drive through the Pearly Gates in comfort and style in the new Cadillac STS.”
But I must say that a nice looking polo shirt might really come in handy “in eternity,” I guess.
Nothing is beneath a fundraising pitch.
Having the necessary materials to make it all the way up the Bridge is a crucial component to your future eternity.
When you travel the Routes to Knowledge, you experience double the gains in half the time. And with the Golden Age of Tech Phase II and release of the Mark Ultra VIII meter, everything is in place for your rapid progress up the Bridge.
Having the full Golden Age of Knowledge library and the Mark Ultra VIII meter ensures you are fully equipped for your eternity.
From now until March 13th, when you obtain your remaining materials and thus own your full Golden Age of Knowledge library and your Mark Ultra VIII meter, you will receive exclusive awards to commemorate the accomplishment of becoming EQUIPPED FOR ETERNITY!
“And what is one rising to, after all?”
“One is rising to eternity.
“You think time is behind you?
“Have another thought. Look AHEAD.
—L. RON HUBBARD
MAKE IT ALL THE WAY UP THE BRIDGE
BECOME EQUIPPED FOR ETERNITY