Regraded Being October 11, 2019 By Mike Rinder 24 Comments Share this...FacebookPinterestTwitterLinkedin
The funniest punch line of any R B I can recall. Spot on! LOL
That life inside the bubble…
Oh, the happy life those few remaining scientologists could have, if they’d only toss off the scientology millstone around their necks. Golden Age, my ass.
So much success, he should watch out he doesn’t explode from all the wins he keeps having.
Cue up the variation on the Eagles’ “Lyin’ Eyes”
…Funny how your new course didn’t change things,
You’re still the same old boy you used to be…
Winter Moon says
Have you noticed the symbols LRH used and the names he chose? Pyramid symbols and Diane-tics. Or how Xenu sounds like Anu. Zachariah Sitchin writes similar stuff. Have you researched Archons? The Annunaki? The Secret Space Program? It’s interesting to see the bigger picture and to know this story sounds very familiar. I wouldn’t doubt Scientology is CIA mind experiment. Look up Tavistock.
Peggy L says
Oh for heaven sake. Just rent a yellow ducky costume and call it a job well done.
Gangsta Oatmeal Shee-it, fo sho!😂😂😂
Killin’ me, Mark! 😂
(Btw, this is JaxNGold from the Bunker) 🙂
Mark. Thanks for sharing your excellent sense of humor.
Please won’t you please post more often? Your posts are always great fun to read.
Haha. I’ve never been more self-determined! I’ve never been more in control of my own decisions? By the way, what color should I wear and what should I say and how should I arrange all my Scientology jewelry?
jere Lull (39 years recovering) says
Smart men always STRONGLY consider their lady’s viewpoint when determining what they’ve self-determined. It’s just the “right thing to do”.
“..you always look hot when you bling-out with all of your shiny $cientology jewelry…”
I’m dead. 😂😂
All the “Regraded Being” men are balding Schlubs. Hardly appealing!
I see what you did there. Funny.
There is none so blind as he who will not see.
All the bling reminds me of Freemasonry and other fraternal groups. Scientology is a sort of space-opera initiatory lodge, for a generation that put down their fathers’ and grandfathers’ involvement in groups like the Masons, Shriners (with their kepis and miniature cars in parades), Odd Fellows and other groups (including their women’s auxiliaries and counterparts), and probably thought they would never into anything like that….
Go to Google Images for something like “shriner fundraiser” and the pictures and promo look much like what we see here in Thursday Funnies:
(not to put down the Shriners, who actually do things like fund hospitals that treat children with severe conditions and injuries)
Dispersal? Like, if the Star Trek transporter malfunctions and disperses your atoms or something? Sometimes I think I have a handle on Scientology lingo, but I don’t think I ever really will. And no, I do not feel spinny (I don’t even know what that means outside of physical dizziness) and my face does not feel squashed. I just feel like LRH was an ass who liked to play at Humpty Dumpty.
jere Lull (39 years recovering) says
Lliira, in that context, “dispersal” refers to being scatterbrained, a familiar feeling to those of us with a poor track record of public speaking. For me, it’s when ‘fight or flight’ screams “RUN!” at the top of its voice. The only thing missing is the “to WHERE?”
What I have to say about people who’re still in the bubble is unprintable.
Xenu's Son says
The last poor saps who are still in scientology are acting like prisoners of war trying to appease the guards.
Zee Moo says
Giggle, ‘self determined’ in this instance is oxymoronic.
The punch line had a punch to it.
LOL! Just fucking LOL!