Regraded Being December 13, 2019 By Mike Rinder 38 Comments Share this...FacebookPinterestTwitterLinkedin
Komodo Dragon says
If he is cause over MEST, why can he not merely postulate his car to run without that annoying WOG creation of gasoline?
Fake Name says
always get a kick out of these! some day it might be a hoot to make ones aimed at active Scientologists and print them up Jack T Chick style, then get them to Clearwater, or wherever
On the upside he won’t have to pay for Security Checking as long as he keeps acting that way.
Can someone who is an OT use their OT powers to keep the cult from depleting their bank accounts and draining their 401K to pay for “services” 🤣
I’ve been watching and lurking this cult of freaks for *decades* and it never gets old…
I LOLed! I like the fact that it’s always the man who is the dummy in these married-couple cartoons. I feel that’s right.
I suspect that Regraded Being hasn’t done the Key to Life :), because he uses a lot of incorrect capitalization. I read those words as having extra emphasis. It makes sense to me, because it’s usually Scientology terms, which are Real Important. I really Cognited on that, and Had a Win!
Regraded Being says
Would you like for others to have those Wins?
Xenu's Son says
Best RB of 2019.
Overun in California says
OT’s can only show their OT powers when no one is looking. Or they can do OT things that can’t be proven or duplicated again. It’s a very hit and miss proposition. Exterior with full perception? Knocking off hats at 50 yards? Remote viewing? etc etc. Oh yea, they can do these things, just not when anyone else is around. Of course they can find keys, know who is about to call them, (after the fact of course), and avoid auto accidents by slowing down time. But really, none of them wants to do “parlor tricks”, so it really doesn’t matter if the Amazing Randy will give them a million bucks to prove any of this. That’s just wog silliness. OT phenomena? It’s a phenomena alright.
RB, this is a gem! Still LOLing!
“Just look at that traffic light.
This is the ninth traffic light I’ve passed while driving on this street and they’ve all been green!”
THIS, and his EXPRESSION…omg, hilarious!
Thanks for another gem, RB!
O/T. Something I whipped up for ESMB Redux, WWP, Tony Ortega’s blog and Twitter that I thought might also be of interest to people here.
Australia: Proposed Religious Discrimination Bill would allow Scientologist doctors, nurses, pharmacists and other health care providers to refuse to provide psychiatric medications and treatments.
NOTE: Scientology has religious status in Australia pursuant to the decision in Church of the New Faith v Commissioner of Pay-roll Tax (Vict)  HCA 40, (1983) 154 CLR 120, High Court (Australia).
The Sydney Morning Herald: Rules for doctors, pharmacists tightened in new religious discrimination bill
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By Judith Ireland
December 10, 2019 — 10.00pm
A pharmacist could refuse to dispense contraception and a doctor could refuse to provide fertility treatment under the government’s proposed new religious discrimination laws, provided they declined to provide that particular service to all patients.
Attorney-General Christian Porter said the second draft of the religious discrimination bill, released on Tuesday, would allow doctors, nurses, midwives, pharmacists and psychologists to conscientiously object as long as it was “to a procedure, not a person”.
Mr Porter used the example of a GP who did not want to “engage in hormone therapies” for a trans person. “That’s fine, but you have to exercise that in a consistent way, so you don’t engage in the procedure at all,” he told The Sydney Morning Herald and The Age.
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The proposed bill would also apply to Scientology and Scientologist doctors, nurses, pharmacists and other health care providers. Thus, under the bill they could refuse to provide psychiatric medications and treatments.
Miss Dutch says
There is one positive to this bill. There really aren’t very many Scientologist doctors, nurses, and especially no pharmacists. There are some dentists and chiropractors, but that’s about it!
And in the last census, only 1600 Australians admitted to being Scientologists. Vanishingly small numbers, and they get smaller with each census.
“Vanishingly small numbers” indeed, but many, new, grand large org are still needed in Australia. As a group, Australian Scientologists though numerically small, have, each of them, extremely large AURAS. This is why more Ideal Orgs are needed in this country. Their bodies may not require a lot of space but their beingnesses are YUGE, you see, with each of them permeating a minimum of 100 square feet.
Anyway, look, don’t think about this too much. No offense but its all rather beyond your ability to comprehend, don’t you agree? Simply put your trust COB. Let Him do the thinking and planning! There! Doesn’t that feel better?
You know that COB always knows best. At least a dozen more Ideal Orgs are needed in Australia. At the very minimum, a dozen more, with each with square footage of not less than 6400. . Once these orgs are built, Australians will clamour for services! They will literally pour in! So be a part of it! A Cleared Australia IS happening! The time is now!
PS: I’m afraid I’m going to flunk my How To Write Cult Promo Course. And I’m feeling bent and spinny, and my stomach feels funny and my face feels squashed…I mean, what’s all that? What the hell is going on?
This RB strip shows the last leg of scientology before you cognite that hey, you’ve been duped. It’s the real clear cognition.
Excellent RB !
Already in the late 1960’s the dissonnce between subjective reality and objective reality with fresh “OT’s” was painfully obvious. When a person’s subjective reality clashes with objective reality then they can claim illusion, or step up and admit to their delusion.
As training got degraded and bypassed someone just ‘released’ was left with no way to integrate their new subjective reality with the real world. Crashings all over the place.
If David Miscanige wanted to destroy Scientology all he would need to do is stop training… oh, wait…
Zee Moo says
Good one RB. I’ve known phds who couldn’t figure out how to change a tire or program their car radio. But the OT is a totally different breed of narcissist.
Some cartoonists see though the BS. The best one’s generate their own, like Richard Guindon
of the MPLS Startribune.
I always marvel at RB’s ability to write these week after week. I try and imagine myself doing that…he’s so clever! and funny! and truthful! he sees right through the BS! LOL
I keep expecting Mike to reveal that RB is actually Aquamarine in a male disguise.
I’m not exactly certain as to why that is. But if I was RB, I’m pretty sure that I would not want The Rat who calls himself the Poop of Scamatology to ever know my real identity.
I would guess that every time he reads one of RB’s posts, steam begins to shoot out of his ears and he has to run to the bathroom to wash his underwear after shitting himself. But, admittedly, I could be wrong about that.
Mike Rinder says
Well, they have never been seen in the same place at the same time…
Skyler, COB has no clue how to wash his own drawers. Someone else probably even changes him when he poops himself. FWIW, and Mike…hmmmmm.
Skyler, thank you for this, well, beyond-huge compliment of supposing that I might be Regraded Being but let me assure you that I am not and could never be him or her because I could only aspire to RB’s level of satirical ability within a story line, besides which I have, and have always had a near total inability to draw. Seriously, even drawing stick figures can give me a mild panic attack. Thank you again, though, Skyler. I’m hugely complimented 🙂
I know someone who actually met Regraded Being (RB) and it is not Aquamarine. I love all the brilliant posts he does.
Miss Dutch says
Ah, so RB is a ‘he’!
Regraded Being says
I’d say, there’s a 50/50 chance of that.
You are most welcome Aqua.
Hello Cindy. Everyone loves all the brilliant posts RB does. He or she is a real star of this blog.
I agree. We love you, Superstar Regraded Being! Keep animating and writing!!!!!
How many Scientologists do I know that fall into this category? 80 %? There are a few rich members and everyone else who struggle to stay above water. RB this is classic. This has been going on since the 60s. Hubbard kept coming up with new techniques of why Scientology didn’t work. I think he believed he was actually perfecting his spiritual fakery. In the end he knew he had created total chaos not total freedom.
old biker dude says
Old Surfer Dude says
Will he be able to postulate not giving money to the Church anymore?
And how about that washing machine?
Love the last panel!
So much for postulating!
By the way, how much gas can you get for $2.49? It probably won’t take you very far.
In My neck of the woods these days, it wouldn’t even get you a full Gallon.
TBH where could you get coffee and a donut for $2.49 these days?