Just in time for the fake “Star Magazine” cover article where they lie that Tom Cruise said “I’ve made a lot of mistakes” but they never talked to him and he never said anything. Miscavige must be having a chuckle over that one.
“Why the hell do I have to fix everything myself?”
Boy, talk about hubris. This guy really………
Oh, crap! He heard!
To: Alcoboy
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: hubris.
HAVING TO FIX EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE IS NOT HUBRIS! IT SIMPLY DEMONSTRATES THAT, AS MOST THETA BEING IN THE MEST UNIVERSE, ONLY I CAN SOLVE THE PROBLEMS OF EARTH AND I DO IT THROUGH THE MARVELOUS SPIRITUAL TECHNOLOGY KNOWN AS SCIENTOLOGY!
SO THERE!
ML,
Dave.
To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy.
Re: baseless and arrogant claims.
Scientology, huh?
Marvelous spiritual technology, huh?
Most theta being in the MEST universe, huh?
Then answer me this: How come your Ideal Org program doesn’t work? How come Mike Rinder and Leah Remini are still spreading entheta? Can’t you use Scientology tech to stop them?
Oh, and by the way, how’s your wife?
It wouldn’t surprise me if a conversation like this has actually happened. These weirdos have elevated their crazy level so far into the red zone that I’d even consider it feasible that DM might at some point leak a rumor that Xenu has escaped his mountain prison and is currently at large, whereabouts unknown. Hey, if you’re going to do crazy, think big, man.
My favorites are the ones where the guy is standing in front of the storefront org being regged by a Sea Org officer. Next to the org are places called ARCX Loans and Wiseguys Investments.
I bet Miscavige showed TC how to use the grounding rods to help dissipate entheta and evil body thetans. Such an important tip for Big Beings trying to maintain their super powers!
To: Mat Pesch
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: classified information.
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT? WHO? WHO WAS IT? NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT! ANY MORE TALK ON THE SUBJECT WILL LAND YOU STRAIGHT INTO THE RPF!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
ML,
Dave.
To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy
Re: Mat Pesch.
Stupid grounding rods probably don’t work. Like your stupid Mark VIII Super Max E-meter or whatever you call it. So leave Mat alone.
As always, how’s your wife?
Just in time for the fake “Star Magazine” cover article where they lie that Tom Cruise said “I’ve made a lot of mistakes” but they never talked to him and he never said anything. Miscavige must be having a chuckle over that one.
“Why the hell do I have to fix everything myself?”
Boy, talk about hubris. This guy really………
Oh, crap! He heard!
To: Alcoboy
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: hubris.
HAVING TO FIX EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE IS NOT HUBRIS! IT SIMPLY DEMONSTRATES THAT, AS MOST THETA BEING IN THE MEST UNIVERSE, ONLY I CAN SOLVE THE PROBLEMS OF EARTH AND I DO IT THROUGH THE MARVELOUS SPIRITUAL TECHNOLOGY KNOWN AS SCIENTOLOGY!
SO THERE!
ML,
Dave.
To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy.
Re: baseless and arrogant claims.
Scientology, huh?
Marvelous spiritual technology, huh?
Most theta being in the MEST universe, huh?
Then answer me this: How come your Ideal Org program doesn’t work? How come Mike Rinder and Leah Remini are still spreading entheta? Can’t you use Scientology tech to stop them?
Oh, and by the way, how’s your wife?
No love at all,
Alcoboy.
DM is an acronym that means:
Dim Motherfuck!r
Or, alternately:
Degraded Misanthrope
Dickhead Maniac
Diabolical Munchkin
Degraded Meatbag
Dynamic Masturbater
Drunk Money-Grabber
Defective Micro-Structure
It wouldn’t surprise me if a conversation like this has actually happened. These weirdos have elevated their crazy level so far into the red zone that I’d even consider it feasible that DM might at some point leak a rumor that Xenu has escaped his mountain prison and is currently at large, whereabouts unknown. Hey, if you’re going to do crazy, think big, man.
What if Lord Xenu really escapedš
And creating all this mess and controlling all SPs sublimally through alpha, beta ,gamma , theta , tetra & Octa waves.š¤£š¤£š¤£
What if Xenu starts the second wave of Ananomous movementš¤
Okay RB! This is so great!
I can’t remember my favorite strips of yours; you’ve been doing this a while BUT
I can tell you that this strip is so good that it is right up there in my top five.
Thanks RB. You are so good at this!
My favorites are the ones where the guy is standing in front of the storefront org being regged by a Sea Org officer. Next to the org are places called ARCX Loans and Wiseguys Investments.
I bet Miscavige showed TC how to use the grounding rods to help dissipate entheta and evil body thetans. Such an important tip for Big Beings trying to maintain their super powers!
To: Mat Pesch
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: classified information.
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT? WHO? WHO WAS IT? NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT! ANY MORE TALK ON THE SUBJECT WILL LAND YOU STRAIGHT INTO THE RPF!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
ML,
Dave.
To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy
Re: Mat Pesch.
Stupid grounding rods probably don’t work. Like your stupid Mark VIII Super Max E-meter or whatever you call it. So leave Mat alone.
As always, how’s your wife?
No love at all,
Alcoboy.
Ka -Ching!