Yes, this IS a real email….
Give us money to demolish the Birmingham Ideal Org.
We are SOOO close to starting the demolition, we have our exclamation points already engaged.
In their minds, these people are the “masters of communication.” But apparently their ability to communicate is strictly limited. Little they say makes sense outside the bubble of scientology. But even bubbledweller to bubbledweller, it seems they are having more and more difficulty making sense. Their faculties appear to be eroding as the isolation from the real world is strengthened. They are walking down the path to becoming village idiots, talking to themselves in the corner about how smart they are and that nobody else “gets it.”
This is a shot of the empty Birmingham “ideal org” building out in the boondocks suburbs of Birmingham. They bought it a few years ago and nothing has been done.
Just another ideal org fail.
Subject: Breaking Birmingham Ideal Org News!
From: “UK Ideal Orgs” <[email protected]>
BREAKING BIRMINGHAM NEWS!
The latest, greatest Birmingham Ideal Org news is that we are only a few steps away to finishing the cost of the “Demolitions” of our new Ideal Org. This is the first stage on the runway to full demolition and construction!
With Golden Age of Tech II, the opening of Scientology Media Productions and all the IAS 3rd and 4th dynamic campaigns, floods of people are going to be driven into our Orgs. And we need an Ideal Org for them to be driven into to have the correct representation of Dianetics & Scientology.
So we need all shoulders to the wheel to finish the target this week of fully funding Birmingham demolitions. Destroying something old to create something new!
The amount that is left to make this target is the equivalent of buying only 25 Student Hats or Purification Rundowns so this is a doable target!
Your help is needed to take on the challenge! Do your next status to Birmingham Ideal Org today as we have less than 24 hours to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Be part of making the Ideal Org on this exciting crusade!
Donate using the link below or contact me on 07852 818705.
Yours, Sarah O’Donoghue