Scientology truly plays out like the Theater of the Absurd.
This is the latest “news” from St. Louis.
Good news, St Louis IS going “ideal.” How do we know? Well, because they are an “unrelenting juggernaut” of course. 15 years on and they are are a juggernaut that has accomplished absolutely nothing. But as always, it’s coming in the future…
The only things they have to report are that there are 55 OTHER empty “ideal orgs” that total 5.8 million square feet of nothing.
But hold on, those 55 other ideal orgs are making one clear every 90 minutes. Work that out and those ideal orgs (and the 80 or so “other” orgs) are producing on average, a Clear every 550 days.
And let’s not forget, there are 15,000 people born and 6,300 who die every hour. A net gain of 8,300.
So, in the time each Clear is made, there are 12,500 new non-Clears on planet earth.
Now that is something to get excited about.
Not a single Clear has been made in recent memory in the juggernaut St. Louis. And the same person who completed Level 1 also completed Level 4. Which tells u this is likely a list of EVERY completion in the last 6 months (maybe a lot more).
But one guy increased his gross income by 2.6X. So that is encouraging on the fundraising front. You can get the regges were all over that.
This is yet another reflection of the true state of scientology orgs.
Small. Failing. Miserable.
But hey, they are “going ideal” — what could be better?