Here is one for the gag file.
We have all come to know about the hype that is used to make everything sound soooooo amazing and incredible.
But really, Laurie Webster being promoted as a “world famous celebrity”? The only thing she is known for is making endless false promises to defraud people out of their money to “urgently complete” the SP Building when they had all the money needed to do it but just didn’t want to end the cash cow.
If the end phenomena of completing Super Power, Cause Resurgence, OT VII, Class VI and OEC/FEBC is being an accomplished liar and able to take money from people they cannot afford without any concern for their well being, then I guess she epitomizes everything that is wrong in the vulture culture. What a poster child for scientology — you too can become a cold, uncaring con artist.
Of course, she doesn’t do “field activation” she does crush-sell fundraising. But apparently this is all that is really needed for “Ideal Orgs”.
I also wonder how she will describe the difference between regging and fundraising? It could be revealing. I wonder if such an “on Source” scientology executive will come up with any policy that justifies fundraising because as an OEC/FEBC Laurie surely knows that there is a LOT of policy that forbids it. And I wonder what course they will stick attendees on?
But the burning question is whether this world famous celebrity will be signing autographs in the Paloma Blanca? That could make the $2350 price tag a steal.
What is really sad about this is that in the world of scientology, she probably IS a celebrity. At least in the eyes of Dear Leader. And after all, that is all that counts.