These people are SO unreal. Why would a “management org” in a new building be the turning point of anything? There is no contact with the public? It matters not at all whether they have old desks or new custom-built ones, concrete floors or silk persian rugs, bare light bulbs or crystal chandeliers.
This is simply the “fad” of scientology. What I now call the ideal syndrome.
And why no mention of the ribbon yanking being graced by the presence of Captain Miscavige? Has he reverted to He Who Must Not Be Named again?
BTW — a note for the UK contingent. Seems Dear Leader will be at SH for the rest of this week. Perhaps even taking some trips to London… Maybe he needs a shoe fitting at John Lobb.
PS: These are the same “management” people that are SO important to clearing the planet that they are dispatched to make fools of themselves at LAX . Looking like extras from the set of The Walking Dead they demonstrated their value to society as only zombies can. Giving these people in “management” in scientology nice new offices is like giving starving, homeless people copies of the WTH after they have been struck by a tsunami. Some good food, a place to sleep and 8 hours of rest would do them FAR more good than new offices.
UPDATE:
A Special Correspondent sent this to me. OMFG!!!
The official scientology website has already put up the grand opening announcement of CLO EU along with PHOTOS. Here is a screen grab showing TWO of the photos, you can see more here.
Does anyone need more evidence that scientology photoshops in crowds of people at their underattended events than to have “photos” with “crowds” for events that have not yet even happened?
Somehow I just knew I would be wrong,
Being HCO not OSA, a total squirrel non standard group of thugs and bullies used by the Dwarf to carry out his nasty game.
Still its a lot of fun reading the post Mike, I thought you woudn’t print it but you did.
gooday Cobba
I still can’t get over this event photoshop flap. This picture is viral now even though taken down from the Co$ website. What photo are they going to use, if any, after the actual event? I can’t wait to compare the “Before Event” photo-shop with the “After Event” one. This is so funny! Photoshop ’til you drop, Cult! A high five to you and the SC for this amazing leak, Mike!
Mike, that is so unfair of you to accuse DM of photo shopping events just because the photos came out before the event.
Has it occurred to you that DM is OT and therefore at cause over matter, energy, space, and TIME ? He is a god! He can make the time track run backwards at will.
In fact he is a legend in his own mind.
As Mike mentioned, there was no talk about ribbon cutting on this event.
Miscavige is probably scared the courts might get the idea that he was also the ribbon cutter on the Squirrel Busters activities.
The Miscarriage Church of Lies
I can’t even imagine Dave and Co. staying at St. Hill for a few days. It’s so small, empty, quiet and boring.
I feel sorry for the staff there. A little mad dog locked in a small chicken coup…..
Well, well, well. If you look closely at the photo of “The Event that Hasn’t Happened” you will notice that the midget is not up at the podium. However, on the screen to the left there’s a silhouette of His Mighty Smallness with some sort of symbols to each side of him as if representing him as someone of the highest
importance. On the other hand, nowhere do you see any pictures of Ron. Does this mean that the miniscule one has now replaced Mr. Hubbard as the new “Source” of scientology? Huh?
About that silhouette of Miscavige over to the left, did you notice how tall that silhouette is? The head is nearly bumping the roof of the building. That’s a very big and tall man.
I couldn’t find a reply button to Hallie Jane, but regarding the church refusing to admit that a good person is a declared SP when asked about that person, and then telling a half-truth by saying they are “dead letter filed” instead, and then proceeding to trash this person’s reputation with Black PR on him, is just cowardly dealing in 1.1 innuendo, entheta and lies. “This behavior fits in perfectly with the anti social characteristic of rumor mongering, gossiping and forwarding lies. Perfect merchants of fear, twisted to further the goal of keeping people isolated, in fear and in line. Sounds crazy to me!” You said it right, Hallie Jane!
I’ve been reading all the comments on the ambush of Marty at LAX and can come up with only 2 ways that this ploy could have proved beneficial to David Miscavige and his cult, neither of which I thought of myself:
1) As Marty said, an attempt to get him to take a swing at Mark Yaeger.
2) As someone named Zzzzzz said on Marty’s blog, a trick and a fair game of Jenny Linson, Mark Yaeger and Bloomberg, Miscavige’s very public set up of them as rogues and SPs to be blamed for not only the Squirrel Busters but of lots of other things wrong a foundation being laid prepatory to their being thrown under the bus.
What I also didn’t think of myself but with which I immediately agreed was what was opined by someone else about Miscavige electing Marty Rathbun as his executioner. And if this is the case, then David Miscavige is really off-the-deep-end mental now; that corner has been turned.
Interesting! Very very interesting!
This is off thread a bit, but a friend who is a declared “Special Person” said a friend contacted him to tell him that an org terminal told him that “So and So is not in good standing and is on the Dead Letter File list.” That is a half truth. The truth is he was declared and Goldenrod exists on him. Yet the org terminal wouldn’t admit that he had been declared SP to the public who asked about him. She trashed this person’s reputation to the friend yet never admitted that he was a declared SP for reading the blogs. So the church now is ashamed to admit how many people they have declared, and proceed to trash you to your friends by saying “not in good standing” and “…dead letter filed” and they get the same product as a declare: that of having your friends and business associates and family disconnect from you. This way they don’t have to admit how many hundreds of thousands of people they have and are declaring daily. Poor HCO can’t even keep up with the huge number of declare orders coming out. The church knows if they admit to how many good people are being declared, it would give pause to the remaining sheeple and it might make some decide to research on the internet.
It’s perfect “delusion reigns” Cindy! This behavior fits in perfectly with the anti social characteristic of rumor mongering, gossiping and forwarding lies. Perfect merchants of fear, twisted to further to goal of keeping people isolated, in fear and in line. Sounds crazy to me!
I know this is off subject but just to show some order of magnitude, the Jehovahs Witness’s in Australia total 64000 members according to the goverment census, tiny. See one of their events held recently in a Melbourne football stadium, kinda puts Scientology into a real perspective.
http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/jehovahs-witnesses-flock-to-eithad-stadium-for-holy-conference-20141017-117set.html
Mike, I think you are missing the point here.
There are no longer any LRH Technically trained staff left in Scientology.
GAT1 and GAT II have put actual Scientology to rest.
Anyone with half a brain or any guts has left the Org and is going it alone.
The Ashmatic Dwarf with the escalating Napoleon Complex knows the only way he can keep the Ponsi scheme going for now is this “Must be Ideal Syndrome”.
Scientology Orgs were delivering courses and processing in bulk for over thirty years.
Now this vile Dwarf has incredibly managed to rewrite the entire subject so much that ones “status” as a donator receiving no actual servicea is what really matters in Scinetology
If the people actually think its more important to give thier money away for a smart building instead of going up the bridge themselves which also helps others they are conected too, they have no understanding of the Dynamics nor of the actual subject of Scientology itself
LRH valued auditors not buildings.
I think we must realise this is never going to stop unless someone takes the Dwarf out for good.
But even then surely the IAS reg next in line would simply take over and carry the torch or should I say carry the donations bucket.
We should feel sorry for the Staff still in there desperately hoping it will change one day and things will work out and all be OK somehow.
Deluded fools allowing themselves to be bullied by such a short madman.
I am not sure what is the point I have missed?
I would very much disagree that “actual” scientology has been “put to rest.” You can still read Dianetics. The Axioms. The Factors. The vast majority of technical bulletins and policy letters. The handwritten OT levels. None of this has been “rewritten” by Miscavige or anyone else? It’s just not a realistic view to somehow say “David Miscavige destroyed the materials of scientology” and it no longer exists. Some of the most abused parts of the subject, the ones that are used to harm people the most, have not been touched by him. They are pure LRH. SPs. Disconnection. Intelligence actions to destroy enemies etc etc
I am missing your point still.
Sorry Mike it was a attempt at humour.
I totally disagree with your remarks about pure LRH being harmful parts of the subject, and this a bit of a liberty on your part.
As the EX head of OSA you personally oversaw and implemented these so called evil policies on a daily basis.
How many suffered I suspect as a result of your activities?
When it suited the Dwarf he used the same policies on you and you didn’t like it one bit.
Who would?
Outflow=Inflow
There is nothing wrong with the disconnection polices when you are dealing with a real SP.
The fact that the Church misuse the policies for political reasons does not negate them.
Of course when a family of a whale that the Church is trying to beach in order to feed IAS coffers get declared and disconnected from from proves the point.
Tech gets abused.
That does no mean the Tech is wrong.
The think in here suggests you cannot disconnect or declare people, so why not go and have lunch with Charles Manson tomorrow he’s not really that bad.
This thinking is total reasonableness.
Before you reply about my telling people how to think, I am simply pointing out there is survival behaviour and non -survival behaviour.
Of course some people think everyone is entitled to go on and on about Scientology and how bad it is “yip, Yap Yip”.
Well they can just fuck off mate.
why spend ones time harping on and on about how bad it all is, simply go away and study rocks or something.
The rest of us should just proceed up the Bridge Standardly and get on with life.
Wow. My objection was to your statement that somehow the tech has been destroyed by Miscavige — like the real stuff is no longer available because it has all been replaced. That is a different statement than “people abuse it.” Your rant is wrong targetted and assumes a lot of facts not in evidence. How many suffered as a result of my activities? Plenty. And I was a diligent and well trained follower of straight LRH tech. I didn’t learn it from anywhere else. I cannot even follow your argument here as it seems to be at odds with itself.
Stop acting like you are being persecuted by anyone who disagrees with you.
It is a very unbecoming victim trait that is used by the church and Kool Aid drinkers often.
Nobody is stopping you from “proceeding up the Bridge Standardly and get[ting] on with life.” Nobody is making you read anything. Nobody is forcing you to agree with any opinions expressed by anyone else.
And as for disconnecting, I agree, it is the ONLY solution when you are unfortunate enough to be in contact with a sociopath.
But I don’t think that following the LRH policy that it is a suppressive act to refuse to disconnect from someone who is a declared SP by HCO is entirely a problem of misapplication. It is a problem of a shitty policy NOT open to interpretation.
Mike, this is priceless. A photo-shopped picture of an event which hasn’t been held yet. If I did this I would be so embarrassed. But this cult doesn’t get embarrassed.
The truly unaware are truly unaware of how stupid they look.
These people definitely qualify as “unaware” — they ONLY things they are aware of are what they are told to think by the master of their destiny, David Miscavige.
I hear you. Robots, for real. Wow.
Sure Mike. Put it down to those irresistible, hypnotic words: “your eternity.”
New update – the church took the page down. Someone is in some deep doodoo.
http://www.scientology.org/david-miscavige/continental-liaison-office-europe-grand-opening.html
Mike – u made my day. The UPDATE is hysterical. Between those photos and the video this morning – still laughing. Not sure which was more ridiculous. Probably me, for spending 40 years ….
Shel, I’m glad you can laugh. It is the only way to handle it. congratulations.
“Does anyone need more evidence that scientology photoshops in crowds of people at their underattended events than to have “photos” with “crowds” for events that have not yet even happened?”
Well, actually, this is the first demonstration of the power that Miscavige has over the “T” in “MEST.” He used his super-theta OT powerz to send the photos back in time and post them on the web site so that we will recognize that he is the most awesome ecclesiastical leader anywhere, anywhen.
And the pic on the top left of DM in shadow until the photoshopped pic of him is placed.
Yes John P., and when Miscavige returns back to the future hopefully he will take his Delorean with him.
Mike, Time is just a consideration. And the static is capable of postulates, decisions and considerations. QED.
Note to Photo editor: Don’t have a bald dude front and center of the image.
Also, you should really compile a big folder of crowd shots so that you don’t have to use the same one over and over.
Oh, generally its a good idea to post fake images of events that have actually happened, posting shots of future events ….not so good!
“Does anyone need more evidence that scientology photoshops in crowds of people at their underattended events than to have “photos” with “crowds” for events that have not yet even happened?”
Mike,
Don’t forget about the Power of Postulates convention on the Freewinds. This is what happens when you complete the convention. I’m sure dear leader is just exercising his new found abilities which accrue to Him because He somehow created all that is wonderful.
\Too bad for Him, this subject has already been covered in the Bible under “don’t lie, cheat or steal” but alas, that is just old school stuff and is background material only for The Cult..
They are losing it. Real bad.
No DM. They’re losing it Ideally Real Bad.
Mike.
How do I say this without it coming out wrong? Ever since the “A” team blew, these guys have been blasting footbullets PR-wise like never before. Does that mean the certain Ex-execs were the masters to obfuscation, spin and ‘handling’?
While the B team was at LAX (no doubt now trying to get refunds on unused tickets) the C team was trying to make a Thursday stat by putting out next week’s pictures.
These guys are a joke.
In addition to the ideal syndrome I think Scn has been suffering from an inversion syndrome. Where fundamental principles have been reversed:
Theta is senior to MEST => MEST is senior to…well, everything.
Lies => Truth
DO => HAVE
Reality => Delusion
Going UP the Bridge => Going DOWN the Bridge
Maybe its always been this way, maybe in my Kool-Aid stupor I never noticed it; but, now, actuality seems to be 180° opposite from apparency.
But it’s Ideal 180 degrees Opposite From Apparency. Remember, EVERYTHING is IDEAL now.
Can we please also have an ideal leader?
Yea but isn’t that little short guy about the best there is? Tough to get better than His Little Royal Shittyness.
FYI, this link has been taken down
http://www.scientology.org/david-miscavige/continental-liaison-office-europe-grand-opening.html?link=body-title#slide1
Well, that didnt take lon g! Just proves how closely they monitor this site!!! 🙂
But of course, “nobody cares about you”…
Jenny: “And we don’t care about your blog either except that we monitor it by the second to find out how badly we have just screwed the pooch.”
Whadda say Dave,
Nothing like keeping your attention on the fringes of the internet to be in present time huh good buddy. I’ll bet your carotid arteries got a workout this morning over yet another one of your stupid church PR flaps.
Have you figured out that you have not yet opened your new admin building? I guess the folks showed up just to watch your final preps. It must be so exciting. I’ll bet Jenny is wetting her pants about now!
Mike, I would not be surprised if the still-ins who put up the premature posting on the event are wondering how Miscavige and OSA / whoever knew about the offending post so quickly. They probably think it must be Miscavige’s OT plus extra powers, and have no idea its the Mike Rinder Blog that got them caught out! Sad and funny at the same time.
My first Impression of the LAX Ambush
1 Miscavige is in UK when he hears from his top CICS dogs that Rathbun is on his way to Los Angeles
1a Remembers all the comments on the blogs about how terrible he (DM) looks
1b Remembers how embarrassed he was when the judge said he never heard of him
1c Remembers how terrified he was someone caught him on video without makeup and hair at Australia event practice
1d Suddenly remembers Marty Rathbun and hides
2 Misavige is already at Stage 4 Mad Man level so of course knows MR must be staging a coup while he’s away
3 Orders End of World mission comprised of CICS to airport terminal to annihilate and smite Enemy#1 by:
3a Screaming at Marty about how terrible he looks
3b Screaming how embarrassing MR is to all the people who never heard of him
3c Terrifying MR by springing his top dogs, 1 Australian, without makeup or hair done to capture his enemy, at least on video
3d Suddenly remembering Marty Rathbun and run
4 Learning that MR did not stage a coup, DM knows his magnificent plan was a success and goes shoe shopping in London
Hilarious 😀
+1
Greata!!!
Greta the Greata? 🙂
The photos prove that a crowd can be two places at the same time. Worst photoshop ever.
Jenny Linson comes off like 8 year old sand box bully. What the hell is she thinking while Marty is recording her? That this could be an audition tape that gets her invited on the Jerry Springer show??? Total drama queen.
Sorry can’t help myself, Scientology tech doesn’t quite cut it in a specific definition of Dave. This (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/anal+retentive+personality) describes him far more adequately, just throw ‘ideal’ in there somewhere and bingo:
Noun 1. anal retentive personality – (psychoanalysis) a personality characterized by meticulous neatness and suspicion and reserveanal retentive personality – (psychoanalysis) a personality characterized by meticulous neatness and suspicion and reserve; said to be formed in early childhood by fixation during the anal stage of development (usually as a consequence of toilet training)
Dave & his Church of Analology
Your update is priceless, Mike!
They even have the text about how great an event it “was”, on Oct. 25th, which is…ummm…next weekend. They do still need to fill in the number tho as they only have it at X,000. Too funny!
That’s just Dave being pan-determined. A true OT can control the future you know.
X,000 from XX countries, for small values of X
Bela,
It appears ‘they’ have been informed of their error in publishing a photo BEFORE the event took place.
When clicking on the link ‘here’ in Mike’s ‘update’ it DOES bring up the Scientology website but then says
“THE REQUESTED PAGE CANNOT BE FOUND”
Some more heads will roll on that one….
Greta
Yep. Mike. Another round of “Ideal —-” ho-hum (fill in the blanks)
WotalotaCOBbledegook! The only thing worth taking note of here,(as always), is that what HE means by “IDEAL”, is that is HE alone is the one who gets to “DEAL!”
——hence ” I DEAL.” ((hehehe. (snicker) ..”therefore “I” get to control the outcome of ALL the ‘games’ “I” set up for all these F$%#g IDIOTIC, lame, $heeple “(DM$laves))
Calvin, what are the chances that he’s actually going to pull off an Ideal Narconon in Pretoria? Does he think that Bob Duggan’s going to fork out for a Narconon as well as child support/Ideal Org funding? Will those Sea Org missions transition into Pretoria Org and staff there transition into the Ideal Narcofraud? I don’t understand how he thinks he can pull this off. Maybe someone with boots on the ground like you has a better perspective.
Espiando, thanks for the kudos! 🙂
Without doubt, the best placed person to answer this, would be Mike, himself.
However, logic tells me that even the ‘altitude’ of Bob Duggan, or Trish, (the facilitator), won’t prevent the resulting ‘flashback’ arising from the current hoo-hah, from actually reaching them.
Of course, agreements made (behind the scenes,) could further complicate an already complex ‘arrangement’, that may have legal implications, too.
Not to mention the escalating media exposure, which can certainly become really ’embarrassing’ for the Duggan empire.
Another fine ‘mess’, in the offing, resulting from contact with ‘Depraved’?
My dear racing blood are you implying that the odds are stacked in favour of the I-Dealer? Ms, Yingling and Pou deny this and will be discussing a lawsuit with you shortly. As soon as Miscavige has put out the order to render enough whale blubber for legal fees plus a bit for the house’s overhead.
R-r-rre — re- really?? (t-t-tremble.. Sh-sh-sh- shudder!)
Quick ! — Where did you put that Marty Rathbun mask ???? No, no, wait, make that the T.C. one! —- Hurry!! EEEK! 🙂
It’s all about the money flow to David Miscavegtable.
The PR is complete ROT, nothing advertised cannot show any proof of being faintly true.
Ponzi scheme that is slickest smoke and mirrors of all time.
Money for a Trophy, who would thought.
The real lost tech has to be the SUCKER R/D
You are absolutely right, Jose. IT IS A PONZI SCHEME. Cloaked in religion…
And these SO troopers are the best of the best ……… getting ethics IN on the planet? WOW!! GO TEAM!
But…but, Coop, these are IDEAL SO troopers! And they are Ideal Best of the Best. You see, Coop, once you use the word ‘Ideal,’ it changes everything. Soon, very soon, people will be taking Idea Dumps in their Ideal Bathrooms. When standing at the Ideal Urinal, they’ll casually say to each other, “Man, I almost couldn’t wait to take this Ideal Piss!” This is now the Church of the Ideal Scam…
But, no Ideal toilet paper…
It’s there Phil but you have to dry it out before using it! Almost ideal.
It’s a clever shift in emphasis. Up to this date, they have mixed in Ideal Org building with IAS donations but this approach is somewhat flawed since no matter how people donate to the IAS, the Ideal Orgs are not going to appear. The “Church” is running off IAS donations now, since nobody wants their product of “auditing” or training to “audit” anymore. Now they run on donations and more than anything, IAS donations. The whales and the sheeple will at some point wonder where all their money has disappeared to when they see the lack of Ideal Org buildings so the shift in emphasis is to just plain “Ideal”. An All-Ideal world. An All-Ideal area. An All-Ideal continent. Nobody will know how the money or how much needs to be used to achieve that so they won’t mind carrying on donating and seeing nothing in return for it. And during that time, that money will just be used to keep the cult running. And it will continue down that path until the sheeple and the whales are bled dry as there will never be any fresh raw meat walking in the doors wanting to purchase “auditing” or training. Since there will be no fresh money coming in, the money has to come from those who are already victims. And lots of this money will be required to keep the cult running with the extra buildings they have to run and feeding and clothing that slaves that run it.
They have to speak this way to keep their own delusion in place. The big question is: Are they OT enough to hold their own insanity and delusion in place? Hey, just do more SRD and they will have that ability!
The Ideal Robot Org.
The SO staff at CLO EU don’t look much better than the Ideal Fools at LAX. The phenomenon is widespread at the SO.
So CLO EU is now “ideal” – which only means that the staff will have to spend a whole lot more time on CLEANING all the ornamented stuff – I guess their enthusiasm will be limited or of short duration. They know they need a different diet and schedule and decent living quarters (they are not good at EU!) – not a fancy office building (but David Miscavige needs it for his IAS speech – …. and how “everything ideal” ties in and how it was in the planning since … ).
And don’t forget, everything “ideal” gets a NEW LOGO (some sort of spaceship style mixed with Rococo).
Not even a bad show – a completely empty show.
The “open house” will be a local event – org staff an Copenhagen public – plus the EDs of the EU Cont (mandatory) for some “target dishing out”.
I can’t even understand what the church is thinking sending these people out to LAX to ambush Marty. What is Marty doing that they are so worried about? The Dead Agent Video I was asked to watch re Mike and Marty, et al. screamed GUILTY … on the church’s part, that is. It was so dumb and juvenile.
It’s amazing to me that these people are so detached from reality and the true nature of things, that they have no idea how stupid they look…no, actually, they have no idea how insane they look.
Bottom line – to me it is sad.
They have now perfected the Ideal Cult Member and how to conduct yourself while representing The Only Ones Doing Anything About IT. Makes you want to run up and give em a big hug!
I know I will!
They all look like they need a good meal, a hot bath, and at least 12 hours of uninterrupted sleep.
Yes, sad is the word. Jenny Linson Devocht does behave like a deranged, snarling little chihuahua dog. She comes and snarls and barks the rehearsed phrases to be repeated over and over again at Marty, then runs off to be with her little pack of dogs (Yaeger et al), and then runs back to get in a few more insults at Marty, runs forward and runs back again all like an ineffective attack chicuahua dog. Sad really. And she looks bad, same insult that she hurls at Marty. And all I could think of when she said, “you aren’t important and no one cares… etc…,” I thought, “Oh yeah? Then how come Miscavige brought Yaeger out of the Hole and you two to harass him Squirrel Buster Style at the LAX airport?” Marty must be doing something important if DM would go to the trouble to sick these snarling dogs on him at the airport. If nobody cared, then nobody would have shown up to harass him. I hope Marty gives this tape to his lawyer and they use it in Mosey’s court case. It’s good evidence.
My second impression of the LAX Ambush is based on Miscavige’s strategy of performing magic tricks and whatever is necessary to keep his wealthiest donors happy and indifferent. If the donation stats are straight down and vertical, and the whales are starting to ask questions, I can see DM having a panic attack and acting out like this despite potential legal repercussions.
In light of the recent declares and leaks about members who used to be untouchables, is it possible some of them are committing unthinkable acts of thinking for themselves and reading about the Rathbun lawsuit and the activity they are unknowingly supporting?
I can’t image the video they were filming will be shown to his wealthy customers given the obvious look of labor camp horror in their physical and mental state. Is this film for Sea Org at management levels who are seeing the stats continue to plummet. Maybe that’s why they’re being promised pretty new offices. What else were they promised?
If the whales were getting wise and inquiring or complaining, who would they most likely complain to? Who’s private numbers are on the their speed dial? Is it Sea Org management?
I can’t help wondering if this is all about Sea Org staff at management levels getting ready to blow en masse. If execs blow, juniors will be running right behind. It might also explain the new Narconons which are being promoted as training centers. Will these be manned by Sea Org staff who once relied on selling Basics to buy their smokes and pizza and now might get fat commission checks instead? This might just be wishful thinking on my part because I know if the Sea Org escape there will be no one to hold up the mirage.
It’d be great evidence if Marty was the one suing or maybe if he was pressing charges. Don’t get me wrong it’s creepy and makes them look ridiculous but irrelevant to Mosey’s court case.
Yeah, someone cares ALOT.
If I was Monique’s lawyer I wouldn’t use it because the church is already trying to make the case about Marty. Monique is the only plaintiff for a reason. She has an injunction preventing the church from harassment but Marty doesn’t and it looks like they found an opportunity when he’s away from Monique to remind him of that fact.
Right Cindy,
Look what they DO, not what they say….
Greta
McCarran, they HAVE TO DO IT. You see, if anyone leaves, it invalidates them. I mean, why would anyone leave MANKIND’S ONLY HOPE! The answer is they MUST BE AN SP! Simple as that! This is a typical knee jerk reaction that is policy. But, I gotta admit, it was fun watch these fools make Ideal Fools of themselves. With Marty staying completely calm. That probably pushed them over the edge…
Yes, Ideal Fools to Marty’s Gold Meritorious with Honours Ideal Cool.
An interesting perspective from the Bunker…. seems plausible, and just wacky enough….
http://tinyurl.com/l93kgc9
Here is another from the same poster which correlates to the above…. my bad:
http://tinyurl.com/l93kgc9
I presume this was financed by SO Reserves or the IAS, which is all the excuse Dave needs to crank up the pressure to an even higher level on IAS quotas and Ideal Org-related targets so they pay back the money invested.
Also, it provides the perfect ammunition for his name, blame and shame management style – every time CLO EU fails to achieve one of his impossible targets, he can rub it in that “I gave top facilities to you, you out-ethics ***************** and you still refuse to produce”.
Peter, and to anyone who’d know, this never-in is curious: what would the stats be for a CLO? Quantity of papers pushed? I’m honestly curious to know.
The total completions, income and “payments to Flag” for all the orgs under their zone of control, PLUS collections for Ideal Orgs and IAS (the latter two have probably taken over as most important — the completions least important if anybody cares at all these days)….
The main stats of the CLO are the 1) combined Cash/Bills ratio of all Scientology (Church) units (management units, orgs, missions and field auditors) in its geographical area and 2) the percentage of solvent Scientology units (see above) in its geographical area. “Solvent” in Scientology is defined is having more cash on hand than the combined total overdue bills (if there is 1 cent difference between the two, then the unit is solvent).
These two are just the main stats – in addition to that, every division had 2 or 3 main stats. I still remember most of them if you are (or Mike is) interested.
Its’ the Ideal Turning Point.
You are Ideally Right…
What the hell could be next, ideal staff perhaps? Fully hatted for post with GAT 3rd Dynamic royal green on white and new checksheets (natch) with six months of sleep deprived memorization drilling. PR Execs will be 3 times through.
If they were sent to do this, they would have had to buy tickets to somewhere just to have the opportunity to harass Marty and make fools of themselves.
what a bunch of pitiful lunatics. “dispatched to make fools of themselves at LAX”: this is what you become after years and years of fully licensed and authorised scientology ? I will spread the word 😉
From personal experience Jenny DeVocht definitely deserves the sourest lemon award of being an
‘ideal bitch’!
Greta
This just makes brings home exactly how brainwashed and beating down she has become. A good friend of mine who was in CMO Clearwater with her and her then husband Tom in the late 80’s, early 90’s era. He describes it as one of the few times in the SO where there was some fun, though they worked very hard. He said Jenny, who was 19 or so, was sunny and a practical joker, Her and Tom were very much in love and a good team.
Compare that with what you see today and countless reports from others who have had first hand experience with her since 1995 as a first rate psycho bitch on wheels. Not to mention DM swooped in and destroyed the marriage of his ‘good friend” Tom by decided to use Jenny as a sex toy. After he was done with her he spent years torturing her at INT, requiring her to go a week without sleep and imprisoning her in the hole. DM has literally destroyed Jenny and created a monster. To describe it as a tragedy is an understatement.
Everything I”ve read from many sources says Jenny Linson Devocht is hell on wheels and evil. Her mother, Lil Linson, isn’t much better. She was a Solo Nots D of P last I knew and my friend Mary hated having her for her D of P, and I also didn’t like her Inval on me when she was mine.
I beg to differ – I think CO OSA UK Janet Laveau wins that award for her expression when a naughty SP took a selfie with her by the statue at St Hill at dawn on Saturday. https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10685477_10152347118791510_7754165453468882985_n.jpg?oh=3fb817a5280b02ba89d6b86fe693198c&oe=54BDDCD7&__gda__=1425093762_de8aadd3f75db28643017081b3511ddf Don’t know if the link will work, but if not, trust me, it’s priceless.
Mike: Show some respect! You are way too hard on Herr Capitaine Miscavige!! Herr who must not be named!!! And you are also way too hard on His Ideal Lax Senior Management Team!!!! And OF COURSE He will need a few dozen more pairs of Ideal Shoes!!!!! So what’s the big deal?
This is such a Cataclysmically Important event in Totally Clearing the Universe that I’ve got to be there. After all there is going to be Entertainment, guest Regging and Ribbon Cutting!!!!!! .And this time He is brave enough to give the time and date a Hole week in advance!!!!!!! Gotta go though, just got a call from my executive plane rental company to send a telex to my org to just find out what country and where this event is so I can book the plane. Ideally ‘ll be there for sure.
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tony-b, if the Entertainment, guest Regging and Ribbon Cutting is Ideal, I’d like to tag (an Ideal Tag Along) along with you if that’s ok. Ideally, I can leave any Ideal Time you want. If you need me to, I can wear my Ideal Clothes so I look for upstat. Just let know…
For liability reasons I don’t normally take hitch hikers in the planes I charter but someone reminded me that Mother Teresa used to go to airports and try to bum a plane ride. But then she single handedly made probably more difference to Planet India than Scientology will do for the universe. But I see your levity and flying with you might be fun..
As a former stand-up comic ( I actually sit now doing stand up now), I can guarantee you laughs and giggles beyond your wildest dreams. It’ll be fun, tony-b! I’m sure they’ll be glad to let us in.
Never mind the airplane, you need a time machine!
If only my Great Aunt Mabel would die and leave me the inheritance we could increase our status we can hire the same Super Power Time Machine that COS used in Mike’s post for the pics of their upcoming event. I love the lousy photoshopping! They are not even smart enough to chose a variety of bald heads in the pic. And the stock crowd footage to the right look like SPs to me.
And I guess Jenny Linson is an Ideal Sea Org Member, or Ideal Hole Inhabitant, or something…along with Yager and Bloomberg. Honestly this little one act play at LAX takes the cake. But I am really wondering what it is that set them off at this point in time. Irony abounds in that little video, especially the SO Squirrel Busters dream team telling Marty he looks terrible, meanwhile front and center in the video is Jenny Linson looking like she hasn’t slept forever…she looks like a bag lady that found some better looking clothes in the dumpster and put them on.
SSOA — agreed. I know the look. Just check back the BBC Panorama footage of me in 2007.
What is really noticeable about these things is that they have NOTHING to say. A few rehearsed lines and that is all they can splutter out.
Jenny is a deranged chihuahua. Bloomberg looks like an concentration camp victim (how I looked in 2007). Yager looks like a bad makeup job to try and make someone look like a doddering old man. Could only think of the Rob Lowe ads for Direct TV:
http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/rob-lowe-ugly-creepy-and-hilarious-cable-customer-directv-ads-160318
re: Creepy Rob Lowe, unfortunately for Jenny Linson, the creepy Jenny we see there is actually the real regular Jenny at this point. Wouldn’t even venture to speculate how a Creepy Jenny Linson would appear.
Mike, I can still remember you standing to the side of Tommy Davis and John Sweeney as they were going back and forth. You did look very washed out. I guess they had dragged you out of the Hole for this event. You looked like you hadn’t slept for days and days. So very, very glad those days are behind you. Far behind…
Me too
Do we know what the fate of LAX’s funniest home video will be as far as evidence in a certain lawsuit?
Oh and not to forget, good scientologists are N O T supposed to be in comm with a declared SP like Marty!
Well, I guess those rules of the Founder don’t apply to the inmates of the ‘ideal hole’…
Greta
Let me know when its finally over.
Yeah, ribbon cutting, that’s the ticket!
But…but…, it’s IDEAL RIBBON CUTTING! You see, that makes all the difference.
Strewth, these buggers would have a ceremony for the opening of a bloody envelope.
I can understand the economy of squeezing donations out of people for buildings, but will this really ad anything to the value?
I think when the time comes to sell these mostly or completely vacant buildings the Church will not nearly get out of them what it cost to build and renovate them. However, since most if not all of the building purchase price plus renovations came out of parishioners pockets, the Church might still come out smelling like a rose. On the other hand, most of the whales now know about the scam so when they run out of whales, unless they start delivering a good product to their parishioners, the Church is bound to ultimately go into non- existence. It is already headed that way, and will not reverse itself unless they successfully apply their own ethics conditions formulas.