The panic is becoming palpable in PAC.
The latest timing is now apparently set for the grand re-re-opening of AOLA and ASHO for 2pm Saturday (though it could change by tomorrow).
Various people have forwarded the emails they are being bombarded with. There are reportedly no bulk emails. Each one is personalized. And with admonitions NOT to forward them or send anything out in bulk.
But meanwhile, they are begging people to show up as they are expected to have 10,000 in attendance for this really lame event — and that is double what they get to the Shrine with 6 weeks of call-in! (Another interesting slip — they acknowledge they are not even filling the Shrine in this era of straight up and vertical expansion under the magnificent leadership of Captain Miscavige — though eyewitness reports put the numbers for the Shrine events at less than 3,000, not even filling the lower level).
Oh, the panic.
If 10,000 don’t show up “for the video shoot,” the largest concentration of Scientologists in the world will officially dis the Pope. OMG.
Another admission that the real purpose of these events (AOSHEU and ASHO/AOLA) is so Dear Leader has something to show at March 13th as he has no “new Ideal Orgs.”
Date: Mon, 24 Feb 2014
Subject: ASHO/AOLA Grand Opening – confirmed date
The confirmed date for the Ideal ASHO and AOLA Grand Openings is Saturday March 1 at 2:00 PM.
This will complete the first Ideal Sea Org base!
Later on Saturday, the first Ideal Cont Summit will be held in the new ASHO Chapel.
On Sunday March 2, there will be a Sunday Service at 11 AM in the ASHO Chapel, followed by a briefing on GAT2 stats, brunch, and then the Auditors Association meeting at 2 PM.
Please do not forward this data on bulk email lines.
Funny, I thought Captain Miscavige had re-reopened the first Ideal Sea Org base at AOSHEU 10 days ago?
CAN YOU CONFIRM FOR THE OPENING OF AOLA & ASHO NEXT SATURDAY March 1st AT 2PM — on LRH WAY?
It is expected that we get 10,000 to this for the video shoot – and that is TWICE what we get to the SHRINE in a 6 – week time span of calling! So you can see the actual estimation of effort needed to pull this off – right?
Can you help us get ALL HANDS of Scientologists to call & contact their friends to make sure the LRH WAY is PACKED? We can show the world that the largest population of Scn’ists in the world show their SUPPORT of the head of our religious movement in thanks for what he and the S.O. has done to provide the entire Bridge for them – in an IDEAL state with GAT 2 and 3 new IDEAL ORG Facilities fully renovated for ALL to be serviced!
So – can we get some massive OT back up to create AMAZING BUZZ in the field on this?
(p.s.: if the Pope were coming to LA to open 3 new churches…. what would be the response from their community?)
Well, I don’t know, if Captain Miscavige were jetting into town to open 3 NEW churches in LA they might get the locals a bit excited. I think re-reopenings are becoming a little tired even for the sheeple….
Hopefully you’ve already gotten the word that there are a couple of very special Grand Openings this weekend – one is the new Scientology Test Center on Hollywood Boulevard, this Friday night at 6:30pm. Opening just in time to greet the Academy Awards crowd on Sunday!
The other Grand Opening is major and, no matter where you are on the Bridge or at what Org or Mission you’re currently taking services, the fully renovated advanced organization buildings of AOLA and ASHO will impact you. In fact, it will mean a brighter future for this entire sector of Planet Earth and that’s something you’ll surely want to celebrate. The ceremony is this Saturday, March 1st at 2pm.
The completion of the PAC Base renovation is the full realization of LRH’s original vision for a literal bridge across what is now L. Ron Hubbard Way. To acknowledge this historic moment, it is fitting that Chairman of the Board RTC will be giving a very special briefing before the ribbon falls. This is a celebration every Scientologist living in the LA area, and beyond, will want to be a part of.
Get there early. You’ll be directed to parking around the PAC Base but the earlier you arrive the better. Special entertainment is planned prior to the ribbon cutting and, of course, there will be a sumptuous spread of food and drinks while you tour the Orgs afterwards.
Just in time for the Academy Awards? Somehow I don’t think Jennifer Lawrence will be popping in for an OCA….
Can’t wait to hear what the “very special briefing” is. It’s the only sort of briefing he gives. Other than monumental ones. Or game changing ones. Or the ones you absolutely do not want to miss.
The special entertainment includes a “new song” that sounds exactly like all the other “Scientology songs” and is wonderfully predictable and boring.
Let’s not forget the prediction that Friday and Saturday are finally going to be the end of the drought in LA, heavy rain is being predicted.
Should be an amazingly entertaining afternoon for one and all….