The Colorado Rockies parking lot that doubles as an “ideal” scientology org in Denver has just sent out an exclamation-laced update announcing the amazing news that they had 19 people on service IN A MONTH (July)!
And you can bet most of them were on “Basics” courses, Student Hat and Purif.
Remember, this “ideal” org, like all the others, is supposed to accommodate 200 students IN THE ACADEMY and has 40 auditing rooms and is supposed to be servicing 300 – 500 people in Division 6 each week.
But more than 6 YEARS after being announced as “ideal”, they have seen so few people (other than those using the parking lot for the Rockies games so they can make enough money to pay their utilities bills) that they are patting themselves on the back and shouting from the rooftops that they have 20 people “on service” in a building intended for 1000.
And they alone are supposed to be “Clearing Colorado” (and Nebraska and Wyoming as there are no orgs there, they haven’t even opened a Mission) — that is 8 million people. At 20 per month that is 400,000 months or 35,000 YEARS. But actually they are going backwards as the population is increasing about 200,000 per year. They would need aanother 1000 Denver orgs just to keep up with the population increase let alone making a dent in the Clearing Their Zone plan.
And in fact, this is not even addressing Clearing — 20 people on service doesn’t equate to 20 Clears per month. So the picture is even grimmer.
But hey, why let a few inconvenient truths get in the way of our self-congratulations? Hell, if we actually looked we might as well just give up….