Some information recently leaked from inside the bubble about what the clubbed seals are telling themselves to feel good.
They are now adding up the CUMULATIVE statistics of all “ideal orgs” in the US “since they became ideal.”
I am not going to go through the exercise of trying to add up how many weeks of cumulative statistics this is — just Buffalo, NY and SFO between them are 20 years x 52 weeks x 3 orgs = 312o weeks. There are, according to the scientology.org website 33 “ideal orgs” in the US, the last of which (Ventura) opened in Feb 2020. So, all of them have been opened between 3 and 20 years. To be kind, let’s say the average is 10 years. This means the total “production” of the ideal orgs is 10 x 52 x 30 = 15,600 weeks.
Now, let’s use that to look at the statistics they are so excited about:
Cumulative number of introductory service completions from all US ideal orgs since opening as ideal is 1.4 million
This means 89 Intro Service completions in a week by 33 orgs — less than 3 per week in each of the IDEAL ORGS! The definition of an intro service is a free lecture or film showing.
Cumulative number of first service starts (from all US ideal orgs since opening as Ideal) is over 76,000
First, it tells you that 1.4 million Introductory Services results in just 76,000 First Service Starts (not completions) — which means less than 1 in 18 Intro Service completions starts a “first service.”
This equates to less than 5 First Service Starts a week on average for 33 orgs COMBINED.
Cumulative auditors made from all US ideal orgs since opening as Ideal is over 4,000
This stat is counted by adding up the total number of auditor COURSES completed, so one person completing Level o counts as 1, and when they complete Level 1 they count again. With Pro TR’s and Metering Courses, someone becoming a Class V auditor counts as at least 8 “auditors made” stats by the time they get to that level.
4.000 auditors made is 0.25 of an auditor made each week by 33 IDEAL ORGS!
US Ideal Orgs have produced 23x more clears since going Ideal
23X more than what? The grand total of Clears before “ideal” versus how many they have made since? If that is the case, then the total number of Clears should be 23X the 50,000 they announced back in the 90’s. = 1,150,000. But the grand total for the planet is still less than 80,000….
Here is a really bizarre one they were promoting: 90% of Portland Org Ideal campaign was funded by loans and borrowed money
WTF? They are actually PROUD of this and still promoting this sort of thing even after the infamous Chase Wave. This leopard never changes its spots.