This is truly one of the most bizarre emails anyone has ever forwarded me. Perfect evidence for an entry in an encyclopedia under "mindless robots." Ignore the fact it is from WISE, pitching a church event. If anyone ever sues WISE and claims they are part of the church the denials will come thick and fast... Focus on the fact they found people to write "wins" (maybe they are RPFers trying to earn brownie points for graduation?) who rave on about the amazing expansion and how magnificent COB is? Can these people REALLY be this stupid? ...we are actually going to clear this planet for sure … [Read more...]
10,000 Solo NOTs Auditors Not Happening
The increasingly nutball Edy Lundeen asks at the end of this email "so tell me what you think." Edy, I think you need to sit and stare at a rock for a few months until you come back down to earth and stop acting like some sort of crazy bag lady. Do you even vaguely comprehend that when Dear Leader releases one of his "new" services and requires all those who are already on it to now do the "new" one, you don't really have "highest ever." It would be like having 1000 people enter a 1000 seat arena through turnstiles and then telling them all they have to go out and come back in. You then … [Read more...]
Flag OTC Minutes
I assure you, these WERE sent via hushmail. In the spirit of giving on this big birthday weekend celebration, another gift to brighten Mr. Miscavige's day. More leaks from his bubble. There is some pretty remarkable stuff here. Remember this is the FLAG OT Committee. Flag, according to the PR is "bursting at the seams" getting momentous numbers of people through Super Power, the Running Program, Grades, L's and ten thousand on Solo NOTs etc etc etc. Sorry, but that just does not add up with a "successful" event last Saturday with "about 10 people" in attendance. I wonder what they … [Read more...]
The Birthday Bash
So, the next event is upon us. Scheduled for Friday the 14th at Ruth Eckerd Hall. The routine attendance emails are flooding inboxes everywhere. Date: Mon, 10 Mar 2014From: Meagan Tucker <[email protected]> Hello again!!!! We are 4 days away until our Commodore's birthday! The event is LIVE and we want you and everyone else to arrive at five! Realize that this is the first time ever that we have done an event at Ruth Eckerd Hall including entry with your event passcards. We have only done this drill at the base so... it's VERY important that you are thinking with this Friday a … [Read more...]
Miscavige Re-Re-Ribbon Pulling Speech
Here is the text of Dear Leader’s speech for the grand re-ribbon cutting in PAC. You will understand the Noah’s Ark image when you have read the speech. I have included a few comments throughout in square brackets. I have a feeling Mr. Miscavige may be “too busy” to show up at the March 13th event on Friday at Ruth Eckerd Hall and this video will be shown to the adoring masses in his place (there will be another post about March 13 event coming soon). For those who had heard the report that this was a 3 minute speech, that is incorrect. It is about 12 minutes long. It begins with an introdu … [Read more...]
OTC News
In the spirit of the Golden Age of OTC Security, here is some news. First, from the "EUS" OT Committee -- whatever that may be. Atlanta is going to be their next Ideal Org. Amazing prediction. Wonder if New Haven is EVER going to be done. They have had their building for about 10 years, sitting empty. Or Harlem? Surely Harlem is going to be next? After all, Miscavige has shown Harlem about 3 different times, along with his efforts to sound "hip and cool." Oh, Boston? They bought a huge new building, also sitting idle? That is one of the "big" EUS orgs. How about Miami? They have an empty … [Read more...]
The Security Noose Is Tightening
The efforts to stem the leaks of what is actually happening inside the bubble (as opposed to what is presented at Miscavige Rallies) are ramping up. No doubt this is due to embarrassing (but true) things leaking out onto the fringes of the internet. So funny the level of paranoia about FACTS being made known. One thing that drives Miscavige batshit crazy is the thought (or worse yet, fact) of some information about Scientology that he cannot control. He believes he owns it all. And only what he wants known shall be known. And so the lengths to which they will go to in order to try and s … [Read more...]
The Bridge To Nowhere
I am constantly reminded of the absurdity of the current state of affairs in the RCS. Somehow, Dear Leader has managed to persuade those who blindly follow him to roll themselves back down the Bridge and start all over again. AND pay for the privilege of doing so. Does it never strike any of these people as a little odd that they have paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to progress to "Truth Revealed" (some of them have probably done OT VII and OT VIII more than once) and they really DID achieve what they proclaimed in their success stories on those levels (totally exterior, full … [Read more...]
The Latest “Catalyst For Planetary Clearing”
Things in the world of perpetual money-grubbing move along at a rapid clip, with a new story every week (it's tough when you have to keep asking the same people over and over). As a result there is hyperinflation of the hype with each new story more over-the-top than the last one. For 20 years the cry was to give us your money because Super Power is going to make planetary clearing a reality. Never mind the same thing was said about GAT I, The Basics, the Golden Age of Knowledge, Ideal Orgs, The International Dissemination Center, BPI, the purchase of KCET, ads on the Super Bowl and the … [Read more...]
Golden Age Of Math –10,000 On Solo NOTs
This is a very strange promo piece. They must be using "Golden Age of Math" to come up with the figures they are using. Places reported at 10X and 5X have no figures that even resemble these multipliers. And the targets are even weirder. They give them an arbitrary "starting figure" plucked out of the sky, as the column alongside gives the number currently auditing/completed. So, if your imaginary starting figure is "5" but you have 16 already on, you need 4 more to "4X" (to 20 total). Sheer idiocy. There are no doubt many false reports in here, I always love to hear from commenters in … [Read more...]