This is truly one of the most bizarre emails anyone has ever forwarded me. Perfect evidence for an entry in an encyclopedia under “mindless robots.”
Ignore the fact it is from WISE, pitching a church event. If anyone ever sues WISE and claims they are part of the church the denials will come thick and fast…
Focus on the fact they found people to write “wins” (maybe they are RPFers trying to earn brownie points for graduation?) who rave on about the amazing expansion and how magnificent COB is? Can these people REALLY be this stupid?
…we are actually going to clear this planet for sure and the second was that our Church would no longer exist without COB…
That is the conclusion from seeing videos of AOSHEU and PAC Bridge re-re-openings and a new building in Taiwan that has already been shown before?
COB has actually been able to pull off everything he has said when he speaks of planetary clearing…
I guess I haven’t been listening. I missed the part where he explained how his strategy for planetary clearing is to wait until the planetary birth and death rates balance so the target is not continuously moving (maybe 20 years from now and 9 billion on the earth) and at that point — BOOM — he unleashes the fully prepared and in-waiting Ideal Orgs on the unsuspecting planetary population. Absolute genius. With 150 orgs each making 100 clears a WEEK (they couldn’t come close, but this is just for illustration purposes) that is 15,000 clears made each week. That is 780,000 per year. Round it up to a million. Thus, we should achieve our target in 9,000 years, well within everyone’s SO contract length.
We have entered in a whole new phase and a whole new power condition as a group…
All the expansion that is happening right now is just unheard of….
I never imagined Scientology expansion to be this big.
I love seeing what is happening around the world; I get the feeling that the ratio of theta versus entheta is being balanced out because of us.
Riiiiight. In complete control of the environment. Massive expansion. Huge effects. Jon Lovitz could have a field day with this on Saturday Night Live. Yeah, that’s the ticket…. (If you don’t understand this reference, see here).
Where DO they find people who will say things like this? How is it that people have so little intelligence that they actually believe they are “clearing the planet”? I can only assume it is simply a reflection of seeing what they want to see and believing what they want to be true in spite of all evidence to the contrary.
This is perhaps the most compelling evidence of the cult these people are stuck in. They have utterly lost touch with the outside world and believe absolutely anything they are told as long as it comes from the mouth of Dear Leader (or someone he has endorsed by introducing them on stage).
Read the entire email and decide for yourself….
I am contacting you newly because I have very important news!
The LRH Birthday event was held at Flag, with public response saying this was the BEST LRH BIRTHDAY event in history. By survey, the public said that 2 things stood out the most: 1) the stories of LRH’s life, and 2) the incredible expansion of our organizations and our technology. Those who attended said that they came away with an even higher understanding of LRH, his background, what inspired him, how he dealt with people, his humor and how he enjoyed life.
But don’t let me put words in their mouths–below are some of the many comments and feedback received from those who were there–enjoy!
Don’t miss this 2014 LRH Birthday Celebration event, you will not regret it!
Contact your local organization for the exact time and location.
See you at the event!
LRH’S BIRTHDAY EVENT FEEDBACK
“The event was amazing!!! I had 2 really big cognitions–the first
was we are actually going to clear this planet for sure and the second
was that our Church would no longer exist without COB and everything he
has done to keep us here. I can really feel the power we are starting
to generate as a group and it is totally incredible.”
“I am amazed by the fact that we as a group can pull this thing off.
COB has actually been able to pull off everything he has said when he
speaks of planetary clearing and the Ideal Org strategy. We are now way
past the point of getting those strategies rolling. We have entered in
a whole new phase and a whole new power condition as a group and there
is nothing that can stop us. My favorite part tonight was Mr. Dan
Sherman’s Source briefing–really beautiful and delivered amazingly.”
“WOW what an event. I can’t believe all of the figures and stats of
the Ideal Orgs and Scientology’s expansion. It really blows my mind.
Also to see the Source briefing on LRH was amazing. This is by far the
best year to be a Scientologist and shows in the expansion of all of our
Missions, Orgs and Sea Org orgs. I am so proud of my org for winning in
“I thought the Source briefing was absolutely phenomenal and the way
that LRH didn’t waste one second of his life and dedicated everything he
did to further research of Dianetics and Scientology. I am so blown
away by all of the continental and world wide winners of the Missions,
Orgs and Sea Org orgs races. This was the most phenomenal LRH Birthday event
“This LRH Birthday event rocks. I loved that more orgs are opening
this year. The signs of expansion are unbelievable. I’m so keyed out by
this entire event and by the Source briefing especially. Learning about
the personal life of LRH is always amazing. I am very glad I came. The
stories that he told about LRH were ones I’ve never heard before.”
“What a time to be a Scientologist. This event was just incredible.
All the expansion that is happening right now is just unheard of and all
I can say is it is really all up from here.”
“I really loved the LRH Biographer and the quotes that he shared
were amazing. When I got into Scientology I never imagined Scientology
expansion to be this big. The videos from the LRH source briefing were
also spectacular. They really communicated. The expansion of this
religion is unparalleled to anything and truly amazing.”
“This was the best Birthday Event ever. I loved the Source briefing
and all the little stories of LRH. It really warms my heart. It is
great to see the Birthday Game and who wins. It is all about expansion
and I loved COB’s briefing. This all ties in with me having done Super
Power. In regards to the Birthday Game, everyone is playing, so for me
they are all winners. I am so proud to be a Scientologist.”
“The event was beautifully presented. It crackled with
brightness. The overriding impression of the presentation is that
Scientology is coming out in the world. The orgs and staffs look
beautiful. Golden Age of Tech Phase II is shooting all the stats out of
the roof and if I project this forward five years, the change will be
“I am so happy to see the line-up continent by continent and org by
org seeing all the staff and their enthusiasm for the Birthday Game and
expansion. It is also great to see the enthusiasm from all the public
in all the various places in the world. Of course, I love that Los
Feliz won with my sons on staff there. I love seeing what is happening
around the world; I get the feeling that the ratio of theta versus
entheta is being balanced out because of us.”
“Wow, that was a spectacular event and spectacular news! Very
amazing! I loved the LRH Source briefing. My favorite part was the
section on LRH working with little kids–the whole thing was great and
honestly he had such a fun life. I see that the most important thing is
for me to be doing my Golden Age of Tech Phase II training now and to
keep supporting Scientology. It is vital that we keep expanding. I
want to thank COB–the results of Golden Age of Tech Phase II are
I omitted to mention the Nightline piece that ran last night featuring Sara Goldberg. It was extended considerably from the Good Morning America piece and now contains additional footage, including of Debbie Cook. This story has gotten worldwide pickup and will likely continue to ripple out….