Here is the news you have all been waiting for.... The final two weeks of results in the WUS "Ideal Org" Truman Show money grab game. First, the results from the penultimate week: There are some of these orgs that are just not with the program. Remember, this is cumulative for the YEAR. Hawaii has collected 0. Albuquerque $100. St Louis $5000. This might get them a shoebox in the middle of the road (in the immortal words of Monty Python in "Four Yorkshiremen"). So, how did they do to wrap up the year, in the sprint to become the "First Ideal Continent"? (Never mind the ONLY new … [Read more...]
I HELP UK Has Flatlined
Oh wow. The naked truth is really tumbling out of the bubble. Here are the I HELP UK stats. According to them, they are the fourth best continental area -- and they include all the field activities in India and Pakistan. This means there are four continental areas of scientology that are less expanding than they are (not sure how that is possible, but they figured it out I guess) This is worse than I could possibly have imagined. The true state of "straight up and vertical" unprecedented international expansion. Remember, the "Ideal Orgs" are supposed to generate "massive field activity" … [Read more...]
Sydney Ideal Org — No News Is No News
I wonder what Melbourne "Ideal Org" has to say about this? Why is Sydney the "catalyst"? And I guess nobody even mentions Adelaide, Perth, Brisbane or Canberra.... They will NEVER be "ideal" until Miscavige decides to open his checkbook and put his money where his mouth is and buy them buildings because this IS the strategy for planetary clearing. You know, the one that is based on the "why" that orgs are trying to do too little and that just like a session, an org cannot succeed unless it has all the requisite parts in place FIRST. Ten years on and 80% of all the orgs STILL cannot succeed … [Read more...]
Tony Muhammad Does Ideal Graduation
LET US KNOW IF YOU CAN MAKE IT. YOU MAY ATTEND EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT CURRENTLY ON COURSE, OR ARE ON COURSE AT ANOTHER ORG. If I had seen this 10 years ago I would have taken it for a joke. This is not an "interfaith meeting". This is GRADUATION where people are supposed to "give wins from all levels of the Bridge". The "western leader" of the Nation of Islam is the "guest speaker" and this is supposed to be good news? If there was a "guest speaker" at "graduation" one would imagine perhaps a Senior C/S or a Senior Course Supervisor or maybe even the President of the … [Read more...]
The Bubble Is Leaking
Sacramento "Ideal" org completed no more than 375 "Bridge steps" in a whole year. And that was "Highest Ever." A Bridge step is defined as: "anything on the Bridge: Basics, Life Improvement Courses, Life Repair, Purification Rundown, Student Hat and on up, etc." This is 7 completions per week. SEVEN. Including Life Improvement Courses. And this is an "ideal" org -- an org that is "the best" and "dominated" in the "Ideal Org arena" (whatever that is...) with "massive upstats." For a 10 million dollar plus investment, this is not much of a return. They could have paid 375 people $1000 a p … [Read more...]
Miscavige Re-Re-Ribbon Pulling Speech
Here is the text of Dear Leader’s speech for the grand re-ribbon cutting in PAC. You will understand the Noah’s Ark image when you have read the speech. I have included a few comments throughout in square brackets. I have a feeling Mr. Miscavige may be “too busy” to show up at the March 13th event on Friday at Ruth Eckerd Hall and this video will be shown to the adoring masses in his place (there will be another post about March 13 event coming soon). For those who had heard the report that this was a 3 minute speech, that is incorrect. It is about 12 minutes long. It begins with an introdu … [Read more...]
OTC News
In the spirit of the Golden Age of OTC Security, here is some news. First, from the "EUS" OT Committee -- whatever that may be. Atlanta is going to be their next Ideal Org. Amazing prediction. Wonder if New Haven is EVER going to be done. They have had their building for about 10 years, sitting empty. Or Harlem? Surely Harlem is going to be next? After all, Miscavige has shown Harlem about 3 different times, along with his efforts to sound "hip and cool." Oh, Boston? They bought a huge new building, also sitting idle? That is one of the "big" EUS orgs. How about Miami? They have an empty … [Read more...]
Ice Cream For Everyone
Another inadvertant admission from inside the bubble. They are totally enthusiastic about the fact they got "Highest Ever" for a WUS ribbon cutting. Really? All SO members in LA and all staff and public that could be rounded up in the LA area (and no doubt from San Diego and Santa Barbara and some were even shipped in from the Bay Area and Phoenix and anywhere else)? After all, they did not want to disappoint the Pope. Is there anywhere else in WUS that would expect to have higher turnout than LA? Certainly not Las Vegas. Or Phoenix. Or the Bay Area. Or Portland. Or Denver. Or Seattle. Or … [Read more...]
Ribbon Envy?
Just how many ribbons is too many? Is there such a thing as ribbon envy? Small ribbon syndrome? Seems that the magnitude of his ribbon pulling events is now being measured by the size and quantity of his bows and sashes. Surprised they haven't put them on all 4 sides of each building. What a ridiculous joke this has become. The re-re-opening of "LRH's dream"(?) is going to be "the best event ever" -- as measured by inches of satin ribbon dropped. "More satin ribbon used for this grand ribbon dropping ceremony than in all the curtains in Buckingham Palace combined. The ribbons w … [Read more...]
Test Center Opening, Or Maybe Not…
To keep everyone updated on the the most important events ever that may or may not ever happen. It seems there is still some problem with the Hollywood Test Center. You know the one that was promoted as being opened last Friday at 6:30 "to be in time for the Oscars crowd"? It's just a few days away and its "not finalized". Again. This is really becoming a pattern with every event. These things used to be like clockwork and since last year, starting with the cancellation of the 25th Anniversary MV financial hari kiri cruise, things have gone completely out of control. Flag is promoting the … [Read more...]