Here is an indicator of the desperation to convince people to dip their bloody toe in the shark tank. Sort of on the otder of: “It’s OK, they are vegetarian sharks…”
It must be becoming incredibly difficult to get people to show up for events. A few by now have probably even answer somewhat honestly to the after event surveys and the word is making it back to “international management” (David Miscavige) that people don’t enjoy being endlessly regged and recruited at every event. Thus, they are trying this new approach to get people to come in for any reason. They cannot promote no regging at the normal “Int” (Miscavige) events as there is ALWAYS a sales quota with EVERY event. But if they could just get them in for SOMETHING they might come in again for the next real event….
But this email is a bit of a mystery. What would be the reason to show up? To hear something unimportant from someone way down the command chain? It HAS to be unimportant or old news– they have just completed 4 weeks of Miscavige MV events where evedry soingle tiniest piece of anything was scraped together for his use.
No, it must be because there is an auditor “who is available to help you with anything”??? Who would want to show up for an event where the criteria for being there is “I need help with something?” Exclusively losers.
But on the other hand, they do add a PS “You really don’t want to miss this one. It’s absolutely incredible!” Never heard that before… Should entice everyone to show up. 🙂
Date: Sat, 19 Jul 2014
From: The Founding Church of Scientology <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: In case you missed it- You’re Invited To A Talk to Remember
FCDC is excited to welcome a very special Sea Org Goodwill Project that has just arrived from Flag. Projects like these are headed to Ideal Orgs on request from RTC.
As part of our project, we have the amazing pleasure to have one of the very best disseminators on earth, who has gotten more than 8,000 people on the Bridge. With him is a Class IX Super Power Auditor, who is available to help you with anything.
This project is not here for recruitment, not here to Register anyone or even to get anyone to Flag. They are here totally and only to help the org and the field.
Those who attended our last talk were so excited they nearly floated out of the Chapel. So we’ve scheduled two more nights!
Some of the reasons you should come:
– Ever had failure or back off disseminating Dianetics and Scientology? Find out a real why and get data that will give you the confidence and desire to disseminate.
– Hear data about Scientology and our future you have never heard before. It will really gives you a whole new viewpoint on what’s happening.
– Get an in depth briefing on the key part of Golden Age of Tech Phase II that is causing thousands to say, “now I have the full gains of my past auditing”.
– Did you ever feel that clearing this planet was impossible? Find out exactly how it will be done and the plan to do it. You will be amazed by what you hear.
– You will have an opportunity to meet with the Class IX Super Power auditor and/or get any questions answered regarding your next step on the Bridge.
– Drilling from one of the top disseminators on the planet.
See you then, Chrisitie Hillestad, D/ED DC Day Liz Clapp, ED DC Foundation
P.S. You really don’t want to miss this one. It’s absolutely incredible!
JOIN US Wednesday, 23 July – 7pm in the Chapel