Cause over the drug scene in Denver
You do know that marijuana is legal there right?
Mighty My Mammy
6 weeks to glory! Seriously, backlogged filing completed is “glory”?
Fun goody bags
Not so mighty?
Even with Flag “doing it” and Nobbe’s goody bags, 211,000 names in CF and all those 1970’s letters from Ron about how great you are – you can manage only 24 people to help out on the most important project in the history of the universe? And where ARE Grant and Elena Cardone?
Partying down. Why does that not surprise me? Grant will be along as soon as he has finished brown-nosing Trish Duggan.
“Clearing our Zone”
Hahaha. After 15 years you cannot even get your CURRENT building renovated.
I can save everyone some time with the REAL exclusive data about the Universe Corps. It doesn’t exist. No org has ever had one that has lasted longer than a month or two. Ever.
The D/COB for Fdn Hours speaks
Inspiring lecturer and David Miscavige wannabe contest winner puts out the word. The FSSO is all over the Valley ideal org. Forget about OT VIII. Today’s “thing” is Valley ideal org, so the ship staff spend time on that every day instead of their jobs.
This actually changes NOTHING
Another empty building. Ho hum.
Not heard much from Fearless Leader for a while.
But he does let us know he has no Public Exec Sec (probably less than 10 staff total) and that they put someone who does not speak english onto body routing (under the guise of “Intention is Cause”)??? If that isn’t a sign of desperation…
When they get to St Hill Size….
Then they will be “clearing the Northwest” – but it’s NEVER going to happen. And now they are importing staff from somewhere else to try to “man up”.
OT 6 is the best auditing ever
This person does know that this course only teaches you to solo audit NOTs right? It’s not actual auditing. And THIS is better than any previous auditing? Wow.
Current Strategy on Planetary Clearing
How come they always have a “current” strategy and never have any actual accomplishments?
And what the hell is Dave Petit doing? I guess he has nothing to do at CC so he is out at Valley and OC and anywhere else being his own celebrity?
Well, now that Dave Petit is going to be here…
Bring your checkbook
They may say this is free. It’s actually a fundraiser. You can bet the IAS Regges were swarming.
What IS the theoretical number of years a human body should be able to live?
Good question. I wonder if L. Ron Hubbard fulfilled his own prediction? I suspect not.
Bring your checkbook
Always. There is no free lunch.
Filing, filing, filing….
Always filing. This administrative “technology” just NEVER seems to work. The elaborate “filing system” can NEVER be maintained in ANY org.
The ONLY individuals…
Just a little arrogant perhaps?
A 10 second lunch?
Oh yeah, the champions of the child.
It’s ALWAYS been “time”
What is different now?
IGNITE your 2017!
Bring your checkbook…
Maybe you should drop some of your education materials off at the Gold base.
Those floodgates again…
They are always opening them. But no flood? Or anything…
This is just weird. How would you like your name on this poster?
Come to graduation…
Hear how we make the beds, wash the dishes and cook the food. This is EPIC. MILESTONE. INCREDIBLE.
Arrive early to get a good seat.
The Ideal Way?
They are plotting to open an Applied Scholastics school. Won’t ever happen. But it’s always good to know. This must be part of the big push on the “ideal org” – remember Miscavige promised these ideal orgs were going to open Missions, Narconon, APS groups etc around them in huge numbers. Not a single ideal org has opened a single thing anywhere.
Bet HBO loves this…
Food, chocolate, music, commends and Kathy will love you
What more could anyone ask for?
The family that files together…
smiles together? …or something like that
They are PUMPED UP!
How happy and excited can two people be?
Alfred E Neuman Award
A new feature that will appear periodically (or perhaps weekly) to feature the most astonishingly ridiculous statement in the sea of absurdity that sloshes around inside the scientology bubble. And the inaugural award goes to the Chief Ribbon Yanker himself — he was apparently so proud of this statement it qualified for its own page in the special New Years’ edition of International Scientology News.