This not an exciting post like yesterday. And I dont have the time nor energy right now to do anything more. I caught a bug when in NY and have been in bed for 48 hours. Hope to be done with it soon. Must be PTS hanging around with all those SPs…
This promo piece encapsulates so much of what is wrong with scientology in such a short space. The hype. The astonishing false statistics that are presented as “fact” and accepted just because. The amazing amount of money they feel they are entitled to be given just because they are. The absolute (and unfounded) certainty that they have the ONLY answers to EVERYTHING. Anywhere. Ever.
This isn’t really the meter “Ron envisioned and planned” — he had no idea about this meter. The one he envisioned and planned was described by Steve Pfauth on Marty’s blog and in Larry Wright’s book. The one with enough current passing through it that it would kill the body. The Suicide 8. Not the Warehouse 8.
Ron’s vision of a fully OT Meter for all Scientologists… Now Realized
The first digital E-Meter. The Hubbard Professional Mark Ultra VIII. This is an E-Meter with the cutting-edge technology to take you up The Bridge to Clear and OT with astounding speed and unprecedented certainty.
It’s the culmination of everything that Ron envisioned and planned.
Knowing that his specifications for an ultimate meter were beyond Earth electronics of the day, Ron directed how to implement requirements for a fully OT E-Meter in the future.
With the 21st-century digital age came the realization of Ron’s prescient vision. In session, you’ll find it unlike anything you’ve ever experienced. Its responsiveness is lightning-fast, smooth and exact.The result is an unprecedented level of comfort, ease and usability, focusing your full attention on the preclear.
For Solo auditing sessions its use is second nature. Your attention is focused on your case—where it belongs.
Now you can experience it for yourself.
Designed for the Perfect Session
The Mark Ultra VIII is the perfect meter for the perfect session. Its intelligent, ergonomic design enables you to take in everything in a single glance. Needle dial, digital display—all vital information perfectly positioned.
It self-calibrates every time you turn it on.
In seconds you’re ready for session. Moreover, it will remain in perfect calibration. That means there is no need to send in the meter for updates or calibration.
Annual certification and any future software updates are easily done online.
Perfect calibration is a constant.
Meter Reads 50,000 Times Clearer
Astonishing precision and clarity. A powerful computer chip lies at its core. Advanced computer technology eliminates all electronic interference.
The result is reads that are 50,000 times clearer—the most accurate ever imagined. With this level of accuracy, you can zero in on the exact charge, no matter how submerged or miniscule—with total certainty.
It’s a state-of-the-art masterpiece.
Laser Precision at 1/1000 Accuracy
Cutting edge optical technology delivers exacting performance with the ability to observe the smallest Tone Arm changes at the lowest sensitivities. The Mark Ultra VIII Meter’s Tone Arm responsiveness is laser precise—because the Tone Arm positions are read by light.
The Remote Tone Arm uses identical technology for perfect Solo sessions. The Tone Arm will never go out of calibration, lose accuracy or wear out.
Accuracy is guaranteed forever.
The Perfect Connection
The Mark Ultra VIII combines form and function—precision-designed electrodes uniquely coated for greater purity and more precise tolerances. Five standard sizes for preclears.
Their ergonomic design is lightweight for total comfort and perfect accuracy. Specifically engineered electrodes for Solo auditors meet the same standard and deliver the same comfort.
The result: flawless connectivity with the Meter.
Function is Everything
Solid support for maximum gains. The Mark Ultra VIII Meter’s shield provides a smartly designed support for references and dictionaries of virtually any size.
This extra functionality lets you focus 100% of your attention on your preclear—for steady progress up the Bridge.
The smallest details are managed for maximum gains.
A Perfect Fit, Made State-of-the-Art
Safeguard your Mark Ultra VIII while in transit with this sleek, state-of-the-art carrying case. It’s custom-engineered durability for the ultimate in protection and security. Wherever in the world your sessions take you, you’ll be ready.
Your Guarantee of Total Freedom
The Mark Ultra VIII raises technical standards and speed of case gain to heights never before attained.
In session with the Mark Ultra VIII you will experience not only the highest standards of technical perfection, but also the most spectacular gains and speed up The Bridge.
Total freedom—true to Ron’s vision.
The Mark Ultra VIII—an entirely new level of perfection. The most extraordinary meter you will ever experience. Its unequaled precision, clarity and ease of operation are here for you—with accuracy guaranteed forever.
Response at the speed of light
Advanced digital technology
Tone Arm accuracy to 1/1000 division
Ergonomic design for maximum comfort
Automatic tracking of session length
Customizable time zones
Multilingual display in 16 languages
Elimination of electronic interference for ultimate needle accuracy
Annual update that can be done online—no need to send in your meter ever
Ultralightweight cans with a unique coating process for optimum connectivity
Sleek, ergonomic, state-of-the-art carrying case
The future has arrived.