How to raise a million dollars for another failed ideal org. Get $382,220 (odd number?) from crazy David Wilson (credit where credit is due; he DOES put his money where his mouth is -- just further proof how crazy he is) and $500,000 from "OUR ROYAL GUV, PRINCESS WARRIOR AND OFFICIAL VALLEY ROCKSTAR GODDESS." Just why is it that Nancy Cartwright is always referred to euphemistically? "The Honorary Mayor Of The Valley" etc etc etc? She is afraid to have her name associated with this nuttiness? Apparently so, in which case, why not just take her money and don't mention her at all? It's a … [Read more...]
More Bust Exposed Plus Bonus
Here are some new "stats" from Flag proving once again, the great boom is a big bust. Flag, like the rest of the scientology orgs, is on a kamikaze death dive. The big push at Flag is now on Purif and "Survival Rundown" completions. 4 times as many of them as Clears. Double the number of Super Power completions. The volume is pitiful for a $150 million dollar building and 1500 claimed SO staff... They claimed to have 200 Super Power Auditors. If they are completing 20 per week, this means the vast majority of these auditors are sitting idle -- which is confirmed by the latest Flag OTC … [Read more...]
Pasadena Panic Stations
Rona has her knickers in a twist because the NUMBER ONE ORG IN THE WORLD HAD 2 PURIF/SRD STARTS IN ONE DAY, and they, the mighty ideal org of Pasadena had zero. The astonishing fact that TWO STARTS in a day puts you on top of the world of Scientology seems completely lost on Rona (or anyone else inside the bubble for that matter). To justify these ridiculous buildings they are in they should have 10 starts every day. at that order of magnitude they MIGHT make 50 Clears a week if they did EVERYTHING right. Even then its only 2500 Clears a year.... And that would possibly make them viable. … [Read more...]
Hold The Phone: Sacramento Ideal Org Made Their First Clear
Wow, great news. Only 2.5 years after opening the magnificent ideal org in Sacramento they made their first clear. Don't usually bother with these OTC Minutes but this was just too much to ignore. And one Clear after 2.5 years is MOTIVATION for Valley to follow in their illustrious footsteps. Doesn't take much to please these people.... At that rate, Sacramento will clear the current residents of their city in a mere 1.2 million years. Just a couple of other nuggets: 135 orgs still need to become "ideal"... They have a single hatted "Producer of Dinners." And Quinn Taufer … [Read more...]
JoJo’s Got Fleas And Lice But Doesn’t Give A Damn
The Queen of the Facebook Police has resurfaced after a period of relative obscurity. Someone sent this in and it struck me as amusing. Clearly they DO care about what the fleas and lice say... Which is why she posted this on Facebook... But not to worry as Flourishig and Prospering we are doing a lot of !!! Her afflictions apparently aren't limited to fleas and lice, but she also has the "exclamation tic" and the grammar weevils, You are right JoJo, you should be careful about what you put on the internet. … [Read more...]
More From The Horse’s Ass
Raving Clive is at it again... "...the majority of Scientologists have not cognited that we do now have all the Tech exactly as LRH laid it out!" And you, my friend, have therefore admitted to delivering squirrel tech and charging people for it for 30 years or more. Now you tell your loyal customers they are being recalled AND they have to pay. Can you imagine GM trying this -- recalling the cars they made with faulty parts AND charging people to replace them? It is a ridiculous thought. They would be put out of business. But not in Scientology. Here you announce over and over "we … [Read more...]
Straight From The Horse’s Ass… Via The Horse’s Mouth
Well, surprise surprise. Though the only real shock here is that they put this in writing. Let me get this straight. COB RTC comes up with new packaging for Objectives as a cornerstone for GAG II, and reverts it to a name canceled with an atomic branding iron by LRH. He probably finds a few OBSCURE processes and includes them in the pack. He issues a directive that he has found a new "why" that "nobody is making the grade because they never did real Objectives" and so everyone in Scientology now gets to redo (and repay) for their Objectives. It's a perfect service too because it requires … [Read more...]
Austin — IS Anyone Interested?
Seems the wheels have come off in Austin (not only....). You may recall I happened to be in Austin for the last big event they held. That one was the "Victory Grand Slam Event." And now this. I wonder if they even knew the XGames were in Austin over the past weekend -- 150,000 showed up to watch and the opening event was a mile away in front of the Texas State Capitol. Almost begging to ask if anyone is interested? But here is the real story. Their last massive fundraiser and "milestone announcement" (funny these milestones seem to happen at every event) was in fact a bomb. And here is the … [Read more...]
What Would Ron Do?
I assume Tampa considers itself "on Source." I would be quite certain, that like all good scientologists are supposed to do, they often think to themselves: "What Would Ron Do?" After reading this, I am pretty sure I know what he would do: declare the "executives" of this org Fair Game and instruct Sea Org members to use R2-45 and reverse processes on them. He ranted for YEARS about "businesses on the backs of orgs" and "scientologists getting rich off org public" and these were not "criminals" (his word) charging $170 to do a seminar in the org giving their version of LRH tech -- pr … [Read more...]
Super Power Win “Feeling the Bacteria On My Skin”
This is a classic example of the over-the-top insanity that is born and nurtured inside the bubble. If this woman said "I am feeling better and more able to confront life" everyone (myself included) would simply wish her well. There may still be some who think she is crazy for announcing any "wins" from scientology, but generally normal people would be happy for her to be finding herself in a better place in life. But to assert nutty stuff like she does is only proof that she is simply pandering to the captive audience who all know what she is doing and nod their heads in agreement, not b … [Read more...]