Straight up and vertical to OT... How? You just need to give us enough money Sock hopping Dress it up any way you want, it's always only about the money.   Wow -- they are going to have an auditor soon   I thought this was CC's thing? CC is the closest org, just down the freeway and they are poaching their public right out of the blocks. What about the largest and most important org on earth doing what they are supposed to do? The place is dead as a doornail already!   Truth in advertising? The magic show:  Stan will remove the money from … [Read more...]

  This represents expansion as a being? Words and pictures total disconnect.   Rounding them up... Not enough people to generate even a small crowd in "mighty" My Mammy, so they will fly them in. Think about that -- investing $40 million for a new facility even though they cannot scrape together a thousand people to attend the opening.   Rocketship? Yep. Everyone. Should amount to 1500 total for the entire US...   Blast from the past Wow - Kevin was a Sea Org member in the mid 70's at Flag... That's some serious progress up the Bridge in 40 … [Read more...]

LRH and Hawaii? Maybe it's the 75 million year old volcanoes? Packaging thetans into clusters?   No words for this... Well, maybe "childish" or just "weird."   How could they be so tone-deaf? Anyone in Tampa Bay knows that associating yourself with scientology is not a winning strategy.   What, no SP building? That's the only building anyone is interested in...   Are you ready? To give us more money. That's what it means to be "part of the team."   All of Phoenix rising up the Bridge Riiight. Why don't you have your guy be a … [Read more...]

  It's started already The panicked phone calls, emails and texts to "confirm" attendance. I guess the "one stable datum" is "your money is our money."   How we are going to Clear Pasadena? I guess the "ideal org" thing hasn't worked out. Now it's going to be the SuMP? Riiiight....   A major milestone... Another fundraising dinner apparently qualifies as a "milestone."  Your "part of those plans" is that you need to give 100% of the money.   The latest accomplishments in the name of creating an OT Civilization... Absolutely NOTHING to report. … [Read more...]

Find out the next actions... Just like the last actions. SFA. Prosper, prosper, prosper So you can live life right now at your ideal scene - not study or do good or be kind. Just make money. And give it to us.   Huge win! One person started a course at the new Valley Monster Ideal Org....   Scots Humor All things guile... Wacky as ever.   Mighty My Mammy Files Nowhere close to being done... And they are promoting the opening to be 22 April!   Making such a difference I wonder what she thinks is happening?   One … [Read more...]

We start out Thursday Funnies with some REAL funny. Cathy Shenkelberg's one woman show Squeeze My Cans is opening in Tampa today for a limited engagement through Sunday. I encourage everyone in the local area to support her...   And nice to see this morning, the Tampa Bay Times doing a front page review of the show and Cathy's story. Ideal Org = Empty Space Every time they promote these ideal orgs they inadvertently (?) promote exactly what you DO get. This is apparently their idea of "more scientologists" Wow...   A briefing about OT for OT's by a N … [Read more...]

  Cause over the drug scene Well, now that he has the NY drug scene fully in hand he is around lecturing others on how to do the same. And don't forget the commissions. So many things wrong Wonder if Sister Nayyirah is going to preach Koran or DMSMH?   How to Clear Ohio Wow. Maybe they should tell NY and California how to do their state. They even have multiple ideal orgs and they are going nowhere.   Live in-person! Such an amazing thing. How do they do otherwise?   Well, now we know... If you're not really important, you get the Skype … [Read more...]

  Groundbreaking? Not literally -- they are having this event at the cricket stadium? (Which they cannot even spell correctly -- like a New Yorker calling it Maderson Square Garden)     Wow, 10% discount! Means only a 900% markup over cost     25% of each area's population Hahahaha. They don't even have a presence in half the states in the US. 2 million booklets wouldn't even cover 25% of LA area...   OMG a special message from the ED Dublin Likely to be delivered in a bottle: "Help!" wonder if it's the "ED" of the failed mission … [Read more...]

  Well, that looks inviting...   Bubbles Champagne I guess Africa is going to achieve their goals now. And all for R100 per person! Epic.   This one is a bit more expensive Chippendales have come to Celebrity Centre finally? Bye, bye Santa Barbara For only $25 you get to see the empty Ventura/Oxnard building. Bet Santa Barbara is happy scientology is leaving. But it could be 10 or 15 years before their new building is ready based on other cities.   WE DID IT! ...you could call it a victory, I guess. Don't want to tell you what it is, because … [Read more...]

  They're not very "OT" They don't seem to be at cause over time...   Seems to be an epidemic of un-OTness...   Open House for the Blog! How nice of them to think of us...   How are we reaching the millions? We are not. But Michael is going to show you some ads that he will tell you are "reaching millions" -- except nobody pays any attention to them. So is that really "reaching" anyone?   He used to be a Class VIII But credit where it's due -- at least this is not a "money" seminar.   The CO and I expect you to be there... And I … [Read more...]