There are "Stars" in New Mexico? Must be a pretty low bar to become a "star". Glitz and glamor is doubtful. They don't even know where they are holding it and it's just a few days away! Nothing over the top here... But wait... The last one said it was the "human spirit" and this one says its the mind? Which one is it? Scots Humor At least I think this is supposed to be humor Serious Qualifications on display here... Because he has completed the Student Hat and "KTL/LOC" (not even "things" in scientology … [Read more...]
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Good luck with that The only thing they seem to be promoting is how good the Orpheum is. Like it's an "ideal" venue or something -- it is "recently renovated" and it has close parking, it's right downtown and is "stunningly beautiful." Even if the video they are going to show is a Rotten Tomatoes 0%er, the place looks good. And just like every ideal org, you can bet it will be virtually empty. Grammar Police where are you? "...the Ideal Org of San Diego is having an unprecedented expansion rate..." Seriously? Where do they find their copywriters? Oh yeah, "wog" … [Read more...]
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URGENT - it's NOT happening Those super OT's don't seem to be making things go right. But you CAN always donate.... Talk freely I assume this is ONLY for people who have NOT completed Grade 0.... And I wonder how Barbara Dews would do in a conversation with any commenter on this blog? Shrivel up and vanish no doubt. OT IX for sale! 1985!!!! They sold him OT IX in 1985. THIRTY YEARS later and it's STILL no closer to being available. "These packages have a lot of value" ha ha ha ha BTW anyone stupid enough to buy this from him deserves … [Read more...]
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Cause over the drug scene in Denver You do know that marijuana is legal there right? Mighty My Mammy 6 weeks to glory! Seriously, backlogged filing completed is "glory"? Fun goody bags Is this a kid's birthday party? Not so mighty? Even with Flag "doing it" and Nobbe's goody bags, 211,000 names in CF and all those 1970's letters from Ron about how great you are - you can manage only 24 people to help out on the most important project in the history of the universe? And where ARE Grant and Elena Cardone? There's … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies – Thanksgiving Edition
Thanksgiving and food is the theme of today's Funnies. But nothing ever really overshadows MONEY. Potluck Thanksgiving Seems so odd for a church NOT to PROVIDE a Thanksgiving dinner for those in need. In scientology bring your own and then we will rape your wallet when you get here seems to be the norm. And why would you want to go to a Potluck rather than being with your family. Sad. Not Potluck? I guess they didn't get the memo... The Great Year-End Eternity Sale But hurry, if you don't get your money down by midnite … [Read more...]
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Reverend Freddie Firing Em Up in the Fatherland Raise your havingness so you can give your money to me. Why does anyone care what he has to say about Havingness? It's a Celebration Until the regges greet you at the door.. Preventing the world from being destroyed Now THAT'S a Success Story! Totally vague and totally meaningless. But eh, let's publish it anyway like it's really good! Not So Mighty My Mammy The letter B is completed! 2 down only 24 to go... Big turnout This is the org LRH can count on. And … [Read more...]
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St Louis is Rocking Really. Even Fran got in on the act. And "Why I Did It" can be summed up this way - I am led to believe I am doing something good handing over my money. Milestones! Now we know the exact definition of "milestone" - 5 hours working in CF. Have you heard about the huge field meeting? Neither has anyone else.... They don't have a huge field to meet. Unless it's a milestone huge field meeting with 5 people. The elites the planet is depending on Seriously? Then we should all kiss our asses goodbye. Mighty … [Read more...]
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Unfortunately, I have been out of town most of the week and as a result the Thursday Funnies are thin this week. Nevertheless, some tidbits to keep things interesting and everyone amused. For the first time... How strange is that when she just got the Freedom Medal 2 weeks ago? Why would she have ever been in Denver before? But they've got her out fundraising lickety-split. Amazing this woman restored the "pride of her nation". That is quite an astonishing accomplishment (and of course complete bs) She's touring the WUS to make commissions It's in his … [Read more...]
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Silicon Valley Groundbeaking A year after completing their funraising they are finally going to beak the ground. At least they spelled it right this time.... But what the hell is the CCHR IC EUS doing there? New Year's... It's either the 17th of December or the 27th? Save the dates.... Make sense out of this, if you can Somehow the theme seems appropriate Free lunch But really, there is no such thing. Especially not in scientology. Can you handle the truth? The Chanman is going to explain the Whole Track … [Read more...]
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It's IAS Event week So the overhype is spectacular in it's epicness. I have spared you all the trash they sent out this past week. Monumental in volume. Miniscule in content. They keep coming up with these silly phrases -- Shaping a renaissance for freedom... It's Huge! History is made... Bubbles chimes in with some less than convincing hype. The Freedom Metal winners... Beyond your imagination - perhaps the only true statement. Actually, it's an epic rehash... The opening of Harlem and the AO in Australia. Woopee. But don't miss the … [Read more...]