A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down Give 50 pounds to Plymouth and you get a teaspoon! Going to take a LOT of teaspoons to get an ideal org. Nothing like thinking small. Still trying after all these years... Sacramento was "ideal" in 2012 - how come they are still trying to get to St Hill Size? What happened to instant 10X expansion? Chanman hits AOLA How to be prosperous. L. Ron Hubbard is turning in his grave that a "WISE guy" is being promoted by an org. An SO Org no less. Teachers? Why? You are setting up a … [Read more...]
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Come for the Wacky Velcro Wall... ...leave with your pocket lightened. Remember, this is a $30 million ideal org... These completions show how idle it is It's the top of the bridge Apparently the OT ship isnt trying to clear the planet but is focused on handing out WTH to create "PR area control" with a non-scientology message and boy are they proud of it. Why isn't there a single Scientology mission let alone org on the islands the OT ship frequents? Cause over life??? The ChanMan He will bring you prosperity so you can hand it over to … [Read more...]
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This is an Ideal Org Event They rounded up all their 20 public and staff... Epic... No doubt Clive Rabies has a whole lot of new news. Not. Oh, the glorious prose... Well, a few words that sort of rhyme about being hung up on. He is back again... Seems like they only have one guy in Columbus Imagine a drug free planet... Somehow Trout Run does not really factor into this This is what it takes? A few old white people in togas Only minorities need apply? How weird is this? The almost … [Read more...]
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It's big news Spoiler alert. Save you needing to attend. You are expected to get more money for Ideal Orgs. More money for the IAS. More money for the FSO. More money for the FSSO. More money for planetary dissemination. More money for WTH campaigns. More money for CCHR. More money for Narconon. More money for Youth For Human Rights. More money for the LRH Hall. Just more money. The Big Push Good luck with Adelaide, Brisbane, ACT.... Oh, it's in Canada too... Easier to use the same promo and change bits and pieces And USA... Well, they … [Read more...]
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The massive crowd showed up This is the report on the much touted "briefing" by Ed Parkin of OSA Int, the "head" of the "Stand League." Couldn't even round up 20 people in this "ideal org" including staff! But they did have a 3 year old attend. Alfraudie is at it again... Out hustling for commissions, explaining how WTH is "uplifting society." Just for old time's sake... Would not want anyone to think the Moneywinds has slowed down on their obsession with making money. These are sent in EVERY week. Big News!! Of course, nothing about … [Read more...]
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Saving the Galaxy Giving money to buy a building is the height of humanitarianism... Conspiracy Theories... It's not JUST the psychs. It's also the bankers. Politicians. Psychologists. Government. Media. Ex-members... and more. Should be exciting. Saving black families road show. Knowing who you can trust according to the NOI. Wow. Enough time This is being held in a "mission" that is in a printer's shop in an industrial area. Sure it's going to be a blowout! The elite If you are "doing it" how come your org STILL isnt St … [Read more...]
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This is what "honors" looks like? Wonder how failure looks? Related to Lord Xenu? An extra from Clockwork Orange? Doesn't shout "happiness" to me.... What's with the teddy bears? Now they have them "listening" to lectures? Motley Crew They are proud of 3 Clears? What happened to 10X expansion? Caek Apparently they had a cake but nobody showed up for their demo? Internet Strategist She should be helping scientology solve their internet problem... The only thing they have … [Read more...]
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Tales from the crypt Someone dug up Jan Eastgate?? Applied Scholastics is going "big time" They are opening ONE center. Wow. Remember when Miscavige said every ideal org would generate new missions and groups all around it? DC has been an "ideal org" for decades Elder Rights? Like the right for elderly SO members to be abandoned as dead-weight? It's perfect for auditing your teddy bear 100000 times more accurate. And you can look cool too. Construction launch tour? We will be touring you through a construction site … [Read more...]
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Rear of Ft Harrison Auditorium That is pretty special! Game Changing Developments... Perhaps the development is that the game is over. You lost. A New Civilization for Texas... Riiiight. They cannot create a new civilization for Dallas. Or even the remote suburb they are in. Or their street. It's Epic!! You need to give us more money... That is all. It's simply what the word means in scientologyspeak. The Final Component A potluck BBQ. Wow if only we had known. Will be sure to let all the other empty, failing ideal orgs know … [Read more...]
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Get those kids before they can think... Crazy Chicken Talk This is really the best org in Canada? Their "stat" of "services" is not even a stat. They might as well have a graph titled "hype"... And of course, the massive crowds of 19 people are really impressive. Dianetics "Bouncer" House? In-joke for those who have read the book. But seriously, they have to have a petting zoo and face painting to attract anyone to the Dianetics Event? It's impossible, tough or difficult.... If they have access to the internet. How come Mr. Cliff Woods is … [Read more...]



