The big sheeple rodeo is on.
THIS is the most exciting game we have ever played! That is, until next week when we announce the mostest most exciting game ever, ever.
But the real kicker here is THE PLAYERS. The most upstat beingings in this Universe.
And here is where the problem lies with the fundamentalist scientologists. Apart from their hype and spelling, grammar and punctuation problems, the arrogance is amazing.
Kaye Champagne may well be a nice (if deluded) person, but to assert that she and her buddies on the Flag OT Committee (who cannot even get the local scientologists onto course) are the most upstat beingings around is full-scale LSD trip hallucination. She and her other beingings couldn’t even claim that title for Clearwater, let alone Florida or the US or earth….
But then again, I guess it all depends on your measuring stick and this is the fundamentalist problem. The measuring stick for them is not contributions to society or benefiting the world or anyone else, it is a strictly internal measuring stick. A “scientology” measuring stick. But it isn’t even “how many people have I helped with scientology”. It is “how much money have I soaked out of people and how many times have I knowtowed to authority and expressed my undying commitment to “command intention.””
OK, so by that yardstick, and ONLY that yardstick, they ARE the most upstat beingings around.
But now for the good news — they are tracking stats every day and there will be prizes! (I heard they are going to be giving people Basic books that were returned from libraries)
From: Flag OT Committee <[email protected]>
Subject: FLAGS FIELD – 100% KSW!!
Dear Wonderful Members!
We are launching a very exciting game…the biggest and most important game we’ve ever played. The stakes…Planet Earth! The Players…You, the most upstat beingings in this Universe. FLAG’S FIELD – 100% KSW means that EVERY public Scientologist in the Tampa Bay Area is on or through their GAT II services, i.e., Purification Rundown, Survival Rundown, The Student Hat, Super Power & Cause Resurgence. This would also include any of the Solo Auditor Courses at the AO.
Every business, school and family who are 100% on their GAT II line up will get a special acknowledgement at the next Captain’s Field Briefing, Sunday, April 13th in the Flag Auditorium.
What do we need you to do? Find anyone who is not on and bring them into Flag for their interview. Take them to Rene Posyton in the FSM area. She will help them start their routing form to get their interview. It’s very fast!
Please let me know who you have contacted and who has come in. There will be a VERY SPECIAL AWARD for those who actually bring people in too!
Respond to this email with anyone you have gotten in. We are tracking stats on this everyday. Yes…it’s that important!
Thanks in advance for your help.