It is URGENT!! The world is coming to an end SOON!!! Act NOW!!
Boston is taking the lead in the Nutball Stakes — zooming past the Valley Comic Doorknobs with this follow up to their fridge magnet email.
But the real question about this is WHERE IS THE IAS WHEN YOU NEED IT?
Surely the IAS could spring $150 for 1200 DVDs to be run at Gold and $100 to ship them out. This is after all a Humanitarian program (that I fully support) and it could get a LOT of “good PR”.
So, why is Kevin Hall having to BEG people to give him money to get DVDs that the church can run off at virtually no cost in Dear Leader’s sooper dooper state-of-the(20th century)-art facilities…
Or what about putting it on YouTube and telling all these people how to access it? Or just give them a url to one of your numerous “video websites”?
Believe me, IF this program accomplishes anything, Miscavige will stand on stage, show pictures of the smiling police and kids with their DVDs in hand and pronounce “THIS is what your support of the IAS makes possible.”
A total lie.
From: “Kevin H” <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: May 16, 2013 3:29 PM
Subject: [Bostonfield] Help this Man Save the World NOW!
To: “Bostonfield” <ThetaNews@bostonfield.org>
Darren Tessitore has developed partnerships with Driver’s Ed and Police around the US on out antidrug program. He needs about 1,200 “The Truth About Drugs” DVDs to get these people using the program immediately with kids.
Call Graham Parker right now at 617-266-9500 to help with this right NOW!!!
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No sooner had I put this up than someone sent me the following from LA Day. They obviously don’t want to be outdone by Valley or Boston in the Nutball Stakes….
This is from Marc Bosserman, a registrar at LA Day.
Subject: Know Who Should Be On the Bridge?? : )))
The Whole Freaking Planet!!
And if we just get a little crazy we could probably just handle that This AFTERNOON!!!
Whoooooo Hoooooooo!!! : )
I mean if we were just to make an all out push….
Couple weeks I bet!! No!! Seriously!! : )
Might as well go for it!
I mean what have we got to lose? Insanity? War? Crime?
OT, Staff, Cool
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