The "March 13" edition of the International Scientology Nonsense (ISN) has just arrived in mailboxes everywhere. A bit tardy, but one could understand: 146 glossy, 4 color pages of Shermanspeak stream of consciousness is a bit of a task to put together. Though all it does is repeat the contents of the March 13 Event held at the Ruth Eckerd Hall (after 20 years, one would assume that the straight up and vertical expansion would have outgrown Ruth Eckerd Hall that only holds 2300 people...) Of course, reduced to the written page this stuff sounds even stupider than when it is accompanied by … [Read more...]
Quinn The Eskimo
Oh boy, where to begin? No comment on this guy's literacy level. But it still amazes me when I see it. 9 YEARS they have been doing "the fundraise" OMG that is a LOOOOONG time. No wonder the poor Valley are all wore out... You gotta love the LRH quote this guys pulls out of his butt and somehow twists into "so let's all hold hands and agree to turn over our money in one big orgasmic leap of faith." But it only gets better. Because now you know that standard tech delivered in a non-ideal org is just NOT KSW and thus the rate of expansion is hindered. Quinn, did you ever ask … [Read more...]
The Lies Just Roll Off Their Tongues
One of our Special Correspondents pointed out what this promo piece says: Mr. Gavin Potter gave a great briefing on OT IX having to do with Orders of Magnitude and how that ties in intimately with LRH intention and the Ideal Orgs strategy which puts in Orders of Magnitude on the expansion and clearing of our area. Say what? Mr. Gaving Potter has about as much idea about OT IX as he does the secret formula for Coca Cola, though the formula for Coke actually exists. He has even less idea about "LRH intention" for the "ideal org strategy" as there is NO LRH intention for the "ideal org … [Read more...]
Would We Lie To You?
We would NEVER photoshop a picture of our Dear Leader (unless we planned to use it somewhere). Now would we overstate the attendance at one of these events... (every scientologist is so ethical ad capable they count for at least 3 normal persons). And you can rely on the FACT that 57 new public just walked into the org on Monday, because we said it. But the really good news is that there will be no end to the circling vultures -- because you don't get to actually work on making Sydney succeed, we have already started sucking your blood for Auckland. And once the "big" contingents … [Read more...]
The “Scientology Media Center” and Ideal Org BS
Imelda Marcos obsessively bought shoes, Miscavige obsessively buys buildings. Despite having a film and audio studio at Golden Era that contains hundreds of millions of dollars of buildings and equipment, David Miscavige felt compelled to buy the KCET studios in Hollywood. Gold operates at a tiny percentage of its capacity. But Miscavige has long wanted to "close it down" and has threatened to do literally dozens of times. He is of course "right" about this as he pulls out LRH despatches where he did the same thing, calling Gold the most unproductive org in the history of … [Read more...]
David Does Sydney
Bryan Seymour's Channel 7 News Story, with footage of David Miscavige rehearsing Tony already has this on his site, but I wanted to include some other observations. Bryan told me they also blocked another national TV show (I assume it was Steve Cannane) and a national newspaper and rolled out some new "balloon tech" with people holding bunches of balloons in front of the media. These people have completely lost grip with reality, these are horrendous footnukes. Imagine spending $15 million to open a building to "flood people up the bridge" (that necessarily must … [Read more...]
“Full Fundraising Completion For Maiden Voyage”
This is what they have been reduced to. Full fundraising completion... As a "product" to be proud of and "announce" at Maiden Voyage. Remember a few months ago they shifted the goalposts and the actual amount needed was "a little more than we expected." As if it were needed, it's another example of how off purpose the entire activity has gone. There is NO mention of doing anything about improving conditions in the environment or even for an individual. And amazingly, even the orgs that HAVE gone "ideal" are also all focused on this. They are not "clearing their area" or … [Read more...]
How About Some Iconic Ideal Spelling?
Seriously -- this poster only contains 24 words and they spelled two of them wrong, including the FIRST WORD (and ironically the last one). This must be evidence of the superior tech now available in the GAG II Student Hat. Or perhaps they rehired the SP's who originally messed up all the books with typos and bad punctuation? Or maybe this is the result of children who never graduated high school. Or most likely of all -- people that are sleep deprived. But someone should put in a policy of spell checking these things -- it's not like they have to be proofread. … [Read more...]
Kansas City Shooting To Be Just Like Portland
To give you some idea how badly these people buy their own bs, here is a promo piece exhorting everyone to give money so Kansas City can achieve the roaring success just like Portland. See here for pix of what they are shooting for.... Then read below what they THINK they are shooting for. But before that, you can read about how GAG II is now making "planetary clearing" a reality and that for the first time things are really standard. I spose they really don't know what it is they are saying -- it is fed to them like soylent green and they just lap it up and obediently announce how … [Read more...]
The Auditor Mag
St Hill has a new system of distributing the Auditor Mag in a digital version. About time they moved into the 20th century. Though they probably print and mail copies too at enormous expense. You can click on the link here to see it and increase their stats dramatically.http://issuu.com/dpmaoshuk/docs/auditor_magazine_386-english But there is really only one thing of interest: the "Recent Completions" stats. Of course, they don't give any time frame for the completions, but you know that it is a pretty lengthy span when the same person is listed as completing "Student Hat", "Pro … [Read more...]