Today it seems more likely that those no longer in the church will recall the actual “LRH Birthday Game” than those who have suffered through years of David Miscavige’s propaganda by redefinition of terms.
Described in LRHED 339R and 339R-1 the real Birthday Game address the subject of the “gift” LRH wanted for his birthday from Scientology org staff. It was specifically NOT MEST. Addressed to staff, he talked about expanding production across all Divisions and even doing programs to accomplish this in each Department. He made an important point that staff should be well paid and this was one of the results of achieving St Hill size which is the ultimate objective of the game. And the other result of that of course was the Universe Corps that would be sent to all St Hill size orgs to move the staff through Clear and the OT Levels.
Nowadays, in the name of the “LRH Birthday Game” and even using some selected LRH quotes, David Miscavige and his band of squirrel managers have utterly subverted the entire subject. The “LRH Birthday Game” is now the “Miscavige Birthday Game”.
Today the game is reg money and buy MEST – the VERY THING LRH said he didnt want.
There is no longer mention of well paid staff and certainly the Universe Corps is a thing of the past (Miscavige’s shore story these days is that the “AO’s deliver it” which doesn’t work out too well when you are in Milano or Joburg…). More on this to come.
But it’s also been twisted into some sort of PUBLIC game. The way you win the Miscavige Birthday game apparently is by giving money to the “Ideal Org” program. And even that perversion is now spiraling into even deeper depravity with some orgs now “responsible” for other orgs that seem to be lost causes – even FSO is now supposedly responsible for Miami and Orlando, soon it will be Atlanta too… (more on this to come too).
Oh, and there is one other thing that is not mentioned in the LRH Birthday Game — “Ideal Orgs”.
That completely failed program is a product of Miscavige Master Planning ™ — taking the title of a single HCO Policy and using it to subvert scores of very clear policies forbidding exactly what is being done. And now, like the Blob, the “Ideal Orgs Campaign” has also taken over and stifled the LRH Birthday Game.
Here is Exhibit One of the David Miscavige Birthday Game. Why not throw away the pretense at this point and just call it what it is….