A lot of this promotional item is pretty familiar territory. They tend to recirculate the “wins” because once you start saying “this handles everything in the universe forever” it is really hard to follow it with anything “less.” So, every success begins to sound familiarly absurd.
Just a few comments on this one in particular: if it were true that you handle “anything” with Solo NOTs “for eternity” what else IS THERE? Why would anyone then need to do OT VIII? Or more to the point — why would anyone need to do Super Power or the Running Program? Much less Student Hat, Purification and Objectives?
They always go completely lunatic when they incorporate numbers into their claims. 47X. 60X. etc etc
Here again is the infamous “30 years of BPC blown by a can squeeze.”
But more to the point — they are incredibly proud of having “more than 1 Solo NOT completion every single day since the release of GAG II.”
First, this statement is NOT true, based on the “Good News” briefings they send out with the stats on them. Even though they ONLY send them out when the stats are “good,” all the recent reports average less than 5 a week.
Really, 5 or 10 or even 100 a week is meaningless in the overall scheme of the state of earth (which is scientology’s yardstick for everything). Even to achieve their artificial goal of 10,000 (which they have been working on for 30 years now) and with “only” about 3,000 to go — at this rate they would get another 3000 comps in a little under 10 YEARS! And they think this is good news…
The delusion inside the bubble is difficult to comprehend.
Meanwhile, a Special Correspondent just sent me this shot of a page of the latest Advance! magazine.
Seriously — this is the sort of thing they believe is “OT.” (And as for the truck driver — what happened to his OT abilities that he drove his truck off the road in the first place?)