Someone commented last week that this would be the 100th edition of Thursday Funnies…. And I think that is correct based on the numbering of the link. \
Quite a centenary. And we have a lot of funnies for today.
It must be noted that these weekly funnies would not be possible without the support of many who forward the information to me each week.
Tampa Has No Speakers
How bizarre – this org is nearly “double SH Size” and they don’t have anyone to deliver a Tone Scale lecture other than importing a mercenary blood sucker.
More strange quotes…
Many scientologists seem unable to get along with anyone other than another scientologist. Perhaps they just left scientologists off the end.
The Golden Age of Dissemination
Massive fail. No dissemination is forthcoming. But we can still fundraise for it! Wonder what the next “Golden Age” will be? The Golden Age of Fair Game? The Golden Age of Black PR — that has a nice ring to it…
Wishful thinking. They haven’t raised enough money yet to buy the paper for their “construction documents” to be printed on.
How special is this…
We are going to show you yet again the magnificent opening of Atlanta. OMG. Gagging with a spoon.
The Non-Interference Zone
That used to be a thing back before money was THE thing. She is a Power Completion and instead of going on to Clearing, she did the Purif over again….
Power of One?
One what? Empress of the Vast Valley Territory? MazeRunner? Seriously, they need MORE money again? They announced they were DONE with their fundraising and had a party about a year ago.
Look — they are having a Moneywinds Tour to enter the “Dimension of OT” – maybe it is one of those english phone boxes?
You Don’t Want To Miss This
No longer an OT Dimension now it is “Overnight Expansion”
No longer OT Dimension or Overnight Expansion. Now it’s a reshowing of the old Atlanta Opening. Battling Creek gets the shaft yet again.
Imagine, fried chicken….
…and some down home fundraising. What fun.
It’s going to BLOW AWAY anything you’ve ever seen in the past…
And COB isn’t even going to be there. Boy, will he be pissed when he finds out they have topped his events
She is ALL IN
The heat must be on Vicki Shantz. She has become chief fundraiser.
Oh, maybe he is THE ONE?
Texas Two Step
It’s sure to be Texas Size. As in Texas Scientology Size. As in teeny. But at least everyone now knows where to go.
The Miami OTC Chairman has spoken
The pleas for filing help are so similar to the pleas for money. I think they just copy and paste the text.
Some fine math
These quotes are really goofy.
Bit confusing what exactly is going on
A live seminar on conquering could be interesting. Wonder if they are going to have real swords and arrows and stuff.
Follow the yellow brick epic milestone
But one thing is true, there IS no place like their ideal org.
Truth in advertising…
This is true. No other organization has collected so much money for so many unnecessary and empty buildings in all the history of the universe. It’s trul epic.
Leading the way to…
Who knows? Hey eagle eye, have you noticed Chicago, Detroit, Philly, New Haven, Columbus, Long Island, Boston lately. Or how about the empty New York ideal org right under your nose?
Old white guys tell you how to succeed
This looks especially boring. And I am an old white guy….
The time is ALWAYS now
Ever seen one of these things that says you could give your money next week or month?
Bob Duggan repaying Africa?
They collected $280,000 and someone gave them $2.2 million. There is nobody in Africa that is going to turn over that sort of money. They declared them all.
The time is NOW
Of course. They are about to open an “ideal AO” even though they cannot complete the Toronto ideal org and they didn’t even have to buy a building.
That’s a bold claim. They will actually teach you to run away and hide if anyone asks “antagonistic” questions.
Bring your own pencil and paper
AND pay $10 – to hear this ex-SO member lecture you
They are ALL epic
Celebrate all things Scots with Italian Style and it will be a night to remember on the Whole Track. But only OT VIII’s will be able to remember it apparently.
Woohooo — we have the date
Every year they do the same event. It is always in October. And always on Friday. And every year they leave it until 4 weeks before to tell everyone what day it is on….
Another old white man
He’s going to “see you about your upcoming OT levels!”
Food, glorious food
Just to celebrate the 100. Random meatballs, fruit and mashed potatoes. This apparently is a “Leftover Night” theme…
This is a record?
Las Vegas has been “ideal” for years and their big, unreal target is to get 42 students on course. Wow.
He (or she) Who Shall Not Be Named
They are stealing the old COB trick for Friday Graduation…