None of these guest speakers have any idea of scientology’s deplorable history of human rights abuses. Betcha this invite would be withdrawn in a big hurry if you chose to speak about that…
Fight for kids…
How about fighting for kids not be disconnected from other family members? That would be fun.
Michael Chan can revive the dead
The St Pete Life Improvement Center has not been seen nor heard from for YEARS. Bet the turnout was YUGE…
Michael Chan will try to get every dollar you have so he can get rich off the commissions. It is what he does for a living. And THAT is the truth.
Food, glorious food
Kebabs for cash
They always like to promote this as a special french meal….
Moneywinds running out of ideas
So they just keep reducing the prices hoping someone will show up… This is a red banner headline now.
And the prices keep going down.
Reminds me of Crazy Eddie’s. This particular convention is being held while the Moneywinds is in DRY DOCK! What fun that would be.
Apparently it is so bad they cannot even persuade one of the vulture WISE FSM’s to show up for this one.
Holidays on the Moneywinds
‘Tis the season to be giving — to the IAS, Ideal Orgs, CCHR, L. Ron Hubbard Hall, SuMP etc etc.
The Moneywinds holiday season jingle: “It is better for you to give than to receive.”
Dukes of the Auditor Elite
Well, not really. But it’s all they got.
Pay to be called a Humanitarian
For those who find this appealing, I will provide you with a plaque announcing you as a Superhero, along with a cape and a pair of Speedos for the small donation of $1,000. Believe me, it is lot cheaper than being anointed a humanitarian. I will also bestow Super Powers on you — you will be blessed with an impenetrable force field that ensures you will NEVER be regged for anything again by anyone in scientology. Just proudly display your plaque signed by me.
Pay to be called a Legend
My offer still stands. It’s cheaper. It’s better. And it will confer upon you the power to repel registrars.
See you there Saturday at 07:00
Yeah right. Another YUGE turnout I am sure. What a time to have an “event” celebrating the most valuable beings on the planet.
The IAS is “uplifting nations”
Show me just one. For real. Not one of your phony videos.
Timeless Moment In Whole Track History
Ah yes, an old favorite from the Shermanspeak book of bs.
Should be good for $1000
And once you are in the door, it’s a night of “avoid the vampires.” This is like volunteering to pay an entrance fee to Torquemada’s chamber.
World famous entertainment…
Bet that event drew a massive crowd.
A major milestone
Getting the filing done.
Mighty My Mammy is really “thinking big.” The next monumental and epic watershed moment will be washing all the windows.
Too little, too late
You already have this thing open (and to prove it you managed to get a shot of 3 people looking in the window) and now you are asking for volunteers to man it?
BTW, the “wins” here are amazing.
Scientologists have to pay…
Everyone else is free. That figures.
A high priority in scientology…. Once a year we promote it on the UN Day of Peace because it might get us some brownie points with someone.
Whose event is this anyway?
What is the Church of Scientology International doing telling the IAS who they can allow to attend “their” event?
Oh, really it’s all just one big ball of wax overseen by Dear Leader hisself, despite what they tell the IRS or courts and judges.
LRH would be rolling in his grave
If he had one.
Clear is a finite state. It is an ultimate and it is an absolute.
No false claims here…
Oops. Gavin is delayed at Flag
Another flourishing ideal org
Nashville did not even have an HCO Exec Sec on post. Wow. One of the first 5 posts that MUST be filled in any scientology organization. Obviously another ideal org rocketing to the stars with massive expansion, straight up and vertically empty.
We are the elite
How do we know this? Jeanie said so. Nothing like a little over-inflated ego.
The Rally! for the Valley
It’s FUN! You giving us money is a lot of fun for us.
There’s HUGE NEWS
I pulled this out of the Thursday Funnies from 4 December 2014.
Does it seem familiar?
They have literally been saying the same thing for nearly 3 years.
And that list doesn’t look much different now than it did then.
A fine demonstration of the largest scientology field getting behind the most important and largest ideal org on earth.
“Wed are going down while the world is going up” is their new theme song.