The Ideal Playground and Ideal Lake
This is not a shoop or spoof. They are seriously promoting the “re-newed” lake and ideal playground. And just in time for Dear Leader breezing in… They must be so proud of their complete idealiness.
Applied Scholastics Online?
Finish High School? Only in the event you are so out ethics you have not joined the Sea Org.
Join us for dinner…
So we can take your money. We would not be wanting you there otherwise.
Pay us for Thanksgiving Dinner
Most churches provide a free Thanksgiving Dinner for the needy. For scientology it’s just another money-making opportunity for which they are thankful.
Porn Valley hyperventilating
They started needing 80. Got all the way to 63.
Quinn is pinching himself
Now, we just have to collect
We sort of made it. We just don’t have the actual money.
How long do you think this will take?
Yeah, don’t criticize our incompetence or screw ups…
… it’s because we exist in the world like everyone else. And just to be even clearer. If you do dare complain we will make you pay us to sec check you to find your similar crimes and if you don’t like that we will declare you and force your family and friends to disconnect from you.
Wow, 2000 Purif Grads
With everyone required to re-do the Purif when the “new” version came out, and 700 new people flooding in per day, 1000 over 2 years is pretty pathetic for the double St Hill size, model ideal org manned by 200 imported Sea Org members. But of course they don’t notice.
With all this talk of focus and clarity…
You would think they could get an in-focus shot for their promo piece
Trying to persuade the dead horses from Porn Valley to head to Santa Barbara to be regged some more.
Find out how Pasadena is booming…
From the new ED of Porn Valley. Nobody in Orange County knows what to do?
PS: Pasadena is NOT booming.
Not normally something scientologists are deficient in. They have the answers to all of life. And they know they know even if it just means finding what LRH says.
33 years going nowhere…
Even their promo looks like amateur hour from the 80’s.
1/2 Humanitarianships still for sale
Same old, same old. But didn’t Silicon Valley announce they were done with their fundraising a year ago? I guess there is still a demand for the faithful to become half-humanitarian.
AOLA is desperate
Wonder why this only applies to these states? The scientology city of Portland doesn’t qualify?
Our top news reporter?
I thought they were merchants of chaos?
The big missing question — how much more money do you have to give?
The “Elite” are Clearing Nashville
Even though they have not made a single clear this year. Ang frankly that suit looks anything but “elite”….
Back to the bottom…
…and loving it!
Bet you Sarah Condon is OT and has been in scientology for at least 3 decades….
The AOLA Atrium??
Not even Lebanon Hall? 3 Sea Org orgs and their combined graduates and audience can fit in the AOLA Atrium? PAC is NOT booming.
Bookselling tips from John Alex Wood
Up votes and down votes on Amazon. That is some high confront book selling.
The “Re:” line from hell
Until you get in the door. Then it will cost you an arm and a leg to get out.
OMG It’s Emmett Osborn Live IN PERSON
World famous pie auction
Orange County creating an Ideal Santa Barbara
The question is, why? Shouldn’t they be working on their own org? It’s going nowhere even though they have an ideal building. They are way smaller now than they were in the 80’s.
It is true, they have never been so ideal. And they are SO far away….