It’s the Real Deal this time…
Not going to cancel this one. Absolutely going to happen this time. Just $100 to take a tour of the “new building.”
Flag LOVES Tampa
Because Tampa sends them MONEY. “Remote Reg GI” is money they collect for Flag. Nothing crass about this.
As with EVERY “ideal” org, they can raise $25 million but they cannot get their damNed backlogged filing done!
Another ideal org completion
A “special guest”
Must be someone really important if they cannot mention names — perhaps it is Voldemort himself stopping in to say hi on a weekend Vegas gambling getaway?
You’ve never heard this before…
It’s exciting for sure
We have no idea what it is, other than they are going to need your money and your time to do filing. That is certain.
Will Voldemort be there?
Is He Who Shall Not Be Named going to show up to give some “postulates for Ideal Orgs”?
No greater investment for our dynamics…
OMG – Space Plans Are Done!
15 years on, after selling their magnificent building, replacing it with a dump, doing nothing with that and selling it at a loss, moving into rented 2nd floor rooms above a pizza parlor, they have space planning done. The self-hype of these people is astonishing.
Use your imagination
Just pretend these people know ANYTHING of use to you – if they’re so good how come the Freewinds is empty and bankrupt? And use your imagination and believe they are not really there just to take your money.
Well, here’s a twist…
“Your name and your guests name does not need to be on the guest list”…
Where’s the IAS?
The Greatest Event of the Year
The Coolest Religion on Earth!
Only out in the hinterlands are they still using this line. It had a brief moment at Maiden Voyage and then everyone decided it was decidedly douchey sounding.
This is going to be a REALLY short briefing. One word. Nothing.
I will take “Mr. Jackson Wyan for $1000” please.
We are going to tell you how to Clear UK
Brilliant idea. And how do you know this based on the fact that you haven’t even cleared East Grinstead after 60 years?
Ditto for Orange County
Hey guys, if it’s so simple, why are you failing so miserably?
Well, the latest news I heard is that the backlogged filing is STILL not done.
What do I think of that?
Poor show Mighty My Mammy.
Speaking of files
Now I could have sworn this was forbidden by L. Ron Hubbard?
Spectacular Performance by Executive Directors
Sing? Dance? Magic tricks to make your wallet disappear?
Come for the history and stay for the breakthroughs?
They sure come up with some strange concepts.
But you have to admit that “feeling Ron’s presence in the pond” and thinking you are “one of Ron’s roses” has got to be a big draw.
COB, did you read this?
CCHR has a new PI
Right from Dear Leaders own FB page comes a candid snapshot taken on his iPhone 7 (nothing but the best for Dear Leader) of SuMP.
Somehow it’s a little odd that his candid snapshot has embedded text and images on it — but put that aside. Look at what his caption says. Not a person in sight anywhere in his shot (like every scientology facility on earth) and he captions it “another beautiful and busy day at SuMP.”
And also note, of the 12 million scientologists on earth — only 20,000 of them like his page. Perhaps a pretty accurate reflection of the true size of international scientology? And clearly plenty of that 20k are NOT scientologists, because the random name that shows up here is a very vocal critic of all things Miscavige, Christi Gordon.
Plenty of laughs to go around from just this one entry.